This is A wonderfully Collaborative work of HBT123 and Janeta Mira Siri, and it is officially 3:23 in the morning .

Once again, we are not responsible for any mental injuries caused by our fanfiction, and just take up any other injuries with our lawyers.

DISCLAIMER: We dont own stargate, if we did the furlings would have shown up a lot sooner. And our Fic is based off of Spiletta's site, all the URL's are pasted below

size=1 width=100% noshade>Janet Fraiser shook her head, the entire base seemed to have been getting strange medical conditions in the past month.

'Well, teal'c seems to be suffering from….Pon Farr'

Said Daniel Jackson 'This wont affect the Mandatory Valentines day Costume Mask party at the white house will it?'

Sam Gasped.

"Oh, By the way, I need to give you all your shots now, But I'm almost out of Needles! I can use the same one for both Teal'c and jack though!'

'No problem' said Jack.

Just then, General Hammond burst into the infirmary waving a yearbook above his head. "Hey! Look at this! I just realized that we ALL went to the same high school!" He flipped through the book showing each member of SG-1 their photos.

"Wow, but the age difference is so big! And teal'c isn't from this Planet!'

Teal'c then said 'Oh ya, I forgot! I got transferred to earth for An exchange program! Now excuse me, I need to go celebrate Pon Farr. Hey, Janet, Could you uh… tell me about those viruses you found on P4X-3V6 again? You know… in the…uh…boardroom?'

Teal'c and Janet left the infirmary. Teal'c was walking a little funny, but no one seemed to thin anything of it.

"Hey, wait a second… isn't Janet dead?"

"Ya, but one time I REALLY needed a condom, so she came to my house to deliver one.'

'Cool Jack!'

'Hey, guys, I just found out That the Ancients invented strip Poker, in their language, its called 'SAVE-Ah-Wai'

"gee, that's inetersting Daniel!" Said Jack. "Hey! I've got an idea! Let's all get together with my teenage clone later and play a round or two!"

General Hammond blushed. "He has a lousy poker face, but trust me, he makes up for it!'

All the sudden a magical magnetic force made Sam and Jack move closer together they had no idea it was Walter who had tied them all together because he was going as cupid to the mandatory Valentines costume mask Ball.

LATER, AT THE MANDITORY VALENTINES COSTUME MASK BALL

Janet-looking masked blur said 'Remember to get your condoms!'

Then Janet turned to Jack and said;

"I'm sorry teal'c has AIDS and now you have AIDS because I used the same needle, So you REALLY need one of these.'

Jack said' Wow, how did you recognize me in my mask and also crap."

Sam gasped.

Daniel burst into tears.

General Hammond exploded.

Vala made a Cameo, and laughed, then walked out with Daniel, because they were belonging together in rainbows and love and puppy time.

So everyone forgot about general Hammond and squealed.

Jack turned to sam and said

'Crap now the baby has AIDS'

Daniel said 'Baby, Congratulations!'

Sam said 'Go sleep with Vala.'

"Daniel said, ok'

Daniel said 'Jack, stop narrating!'

"actually Daniel: Jack handed him a T-bone steak. "I'm MARRINATING!" He pulled out a small jar. "With this! Clubhouse steak sauce!"

Daniel said what the frack and left to go find Vala…or teal'c…

So Sam said

'crap.'

But then they had sex so AIDS was cured, and the baby came out fine and grew up to be an awesome goa'uld overlord with an army of heterosexual robots.

HBT123 says: I apologize for any mental trauma. Bear in mind that it is very late and we have had far too much coffee. Thank you for reading. :)

Janeta Says: If you got this far, Congrats! and I thought it was rather good Nabila!

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