"And here we go" ~The Joker


"Why are we even here" whines KF as the whole team, save for one, crawls through the underbrush outside of an 'abandoned' warehouse on the outskirts of lower Gotham City.

"For the last time, KF, we got some intel regarding the modified cadmus blockbuster serum, supposedly, its being packaged and shipped here" states Aqualad tiredly.

"Well I know that, but what is watching a bunch grunts put the finishing touches on the shipments going to do for us?" sighs KF. Inwardly Aqualad groans 'I really hate the days when hes late for mission briefings'

"KF dont you think you should have asked these questions before we started?" he whispers harshly.

Advancing from behind, Artemis takes the lead on the advance, slapping wally in the side of the head as she passes him.

"Does the word covert mean ANYTHING to you?" she hisses. Wally sighs again and takes cover behind a nearby tree.

"Blondies' cramping my style" he mutters to himself as he army-crawls through the underbrush, the warehouse finally coming into sight. Suddenly, Megan's voice is in his head.

"Its OK Wally, I'll fill you in. Batman said that we need to find out who is placing orders for the blockbuster compound, which means we need to tail any leaving shipments"

Wally inwardly cringes, he still hadn't gotten used to hearing other people inside his head but he thanks her none the less.

With his usual partner in crime (or would that be justice?) missing (meaning Robin), Wally Isn't in the best of moods.

'Hey Megs, where's Robin?' he asks her mentally.

'Batman just said he was patrolling with him in Gotham tonight.'

And with that she ends their mental contact and the whole team takes up their positions stalking the guards outside the warehouse.

The last time robin had skipped out on a mission with the team using the "Patrolling with Batman" excuse, he had really been home with a "minor" bullet wound. KF began to wonder again how a bullet wound could be minor. As an attempt to pass the time Wally took to imagining up reasons why Robin really wasn't patrolling with the team.

After an hour of crouching in a bush, Wally was starting to get restless. There was only so long he could sit still for, and being a speedster, that amount of time wasn't very long. But under strict orders buy Aqualad to maintain radio silence and not knowing how to get Megan's attention to link everyone up, he dealt with the boredom by carefully nicknaming all the guards.

The tall guard with the long white scar running across his face who was supervising the unloading of the large freight trucks became , the short and burly guard with a large beard standing by the door became Jeremiah. The two squat looking guards unloading the freight trucks were duly named Dumb and Dumber due to their obvious lack of intelligence. Moving on to the last guard Wally's thoughts were interrupted with an update from Megan.

'We have movement in my sector, a large purple limo just pulled in the gate and the driver is now talking to the gate guards.'

KF would have said something along the lines of

'Thank God! Finally some action'

But he was suddenly interrupted by Megan's earsplitting scream blasting in his mind along with the earsplitting cry of gunfire ringing in his ears.

'MEGAN!' Kaldur shouts 'Are you hurt, what is wrong?'

Megan's reply is shaky 'no, i am not injured...i-i-i was just surprised...at...'

Suddenly, like a movie playing in his mind, what Megan had just witnessed was in front of Wally's eyes.

The limo pulls through the gate and rolls to a stop beside two gate guards, the tinted window rolls down and before the poor guards could react, a giant neon green machine gun has already been propped on the edge of the window. Seven shells fall to the ground, along with the bodies of the two guards. Through the window a face is visible, with a large crazed smile.

'Oh, sorry Boys, my finger slipped' says the driver as the gun is pulled back inside the car and the window rolls up as the limo drives on.

Megan mentally cringes as Kaldur remarks morbidly

'The Joker has decided to make a surprise visit'.


This is yet another crazy Robin Fic. I have the other two chapters ready to be uploaded.

Just say the word, oh mighty reviewer.

~50-FTS-51

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