A/N:
I'm sorry for making you guys wait so long for this.
I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me...
And to bask in the awesomeness of this story,
Rather than trying to shoot me up on the block, DAWG.
I dedicate this story to Mina, my best friend, who says my stories are cooler than porn.
To Angel-san, because she has a vine she bought from Wal-Mart.
And to Brenna, because she likes buses and various other objects.
NOTE NOTE NOTE READ IT: This story is like a tribute to the characters who get mentioned once or twice in the anime and then aren't heard from again. The popular characters aren't heard from much, just so you know.
So! Without further adue (I can't even spell the damn word), I give you...
SO DAMNED EMO: SOMETHING ABOUT MEGUMI HANAJIMA!
THE FIRST "M" RATED MEGUMI FIC EVER!
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Last night, I had the strangest dream.
I was on the road to China, to go and multiply-ah.
But you said,
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"I have to get my laundry clean."
"My electric signals say you're lying."
"Megumi, you don't have electric signals."
"..."
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What does this mean!?
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"It means you got the lyrics wrong. Brother, the verse actually says, 'in a little row boat to find ya'."
"... Oh my."
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Nothing is going to break my stride!
No gay guys are going to hold me down!
Oh no!
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"Brother, I hate to interrupt again, but the lyrics-"
"Look, I'm going to sing the song how ever I want to, alright?"
"... Tally ho, then."
"Cheerio."
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Oh, would you look over there?
It's the Sohma boys and their little female friend.
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"Yo, Megumi. What-cha doing?"
"Yo momma."
"..."
"Yeah, I'm just the much of a necrophile."
"... A necro what what?"
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Ah, what's all this then?
The stupidity of everyone's favourite "riceball" has been revealed?
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"Uh, um, Megumi... I'd really appreciate if you didn't say such mean things about my sissy."
"Kisa? I didn't know I was in your class."
"Oh... um..."
"Your hair is weird. And so are your eyes."
"..."
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Another reveal-ness-thing.
I was the one who silenced the lamb.
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"Silence of the lambs is an AWESOME movie!"
"... Yes. Yes it is."
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We had a new kid transfer to our class the other day.
Apparently he's Kisa's cousin, or something.
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"HALLOW, MAH NAYAME-AH BOOORAT!"
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But I'm starting to think not.
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"EYE HAVE-AH CHEEKEN IN MAH BARG."
"You like chickens?"
"AHHH, YEAS!"
"I curse you with the curse of the Rooster from the Chinese zodiac! Booorat!"
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That's how Kureno really broke free from his curse.
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You're on the road and now you're plain as gone,
The road behind was rocky, but now you're feelin' cocky.
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"Braaah-kaaah!"
"What the bloody Akito Sohma?"
"Braaahk! I'm a CHEEKEN!"
"..."
"MAH NAYAME ISH KOORAHNOE ARND EYE WOOZENT INN DA ARNIMEH."
"I'm not surprised."
"... (emotional)"
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You look at me and you see your past.
Is that the reason why you're runnin' so fast?
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"Ah, no... Megumi... did you forget today was the school triathalon?"
"Look, is today 'Let's Annoy The Crap Out Of Megumi Day' or something?"
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Here we are, just-ah walkin' down the street singin'-
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"OOOH-BAH-DI-BI-DI-BI-DUM-DI-BI-DOH!"
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There she was, just-ah looking at-ah me, singin'-
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"OOOH-BAH-DI-BI-DI-BI-DUM-DI-BI-DOH!"
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And now you know the problem with walking down the street with a choir of mind readers behind you.
A/N:
Okay.
That was a pretty lame first chapter.
But you guys still love me, right?
... (unloved)