Freak: I just had this wild idea…. And wanted to share it with all of you. Just a blurb.

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Star Ocean whatsoever. Though, someday, when I'm rich and famous, I'll buy all the stocks to Square Enix and remake it and KH to my own tastes. (cough, yaoi, cough)

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Fayt sat at his computer idly browsing around, Albel reading over his shoulder. They were just sorta browsing the SO3 galleries. Suddenly, Albel spoke.

"Damn, what's WITH all these maggots and their ridiculous fanart?!"

"I know, it's not like any of this would EVER happen."

"It's preposterous! Frankly, I think we should just kill them all for their insolence."

"Y'know, I sorta agree with you for once."

"For once?" Albel smirked at him.

"Yep, anybody who draws me making out or marrying or … or… y'know, with Sophia, deserves to die."

"Heh. And don't forget the worms who dared to put me with that Aquarian wench."

"Them too."

"After all, the only one allowed to touch you is ME, little fool."

"Why are you calling ME a fool? I wouldn't let anybody else do that anyway!" They tussled a little bit, and Albel knocked the power cord off the computer. "Aw, now lookit what you did…"

"Don't worry. I can think of another, more entertaining way to kill time."

END.

Freak: Okay, whatever. Just a little bit of random hilarity for you people. Laters.