A/N: Continuing the Birth Week Celebration! I got this idea while listening to Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox's album Clubbin' with Grandpa, hence the name. I hope you enjoy all the Easter eggs, including the names of the bands.
Disclaimer: Moffat
Clubbin' with Grandpa
"Space Florida" announced the Doctor steeping out the TARDIS.
Amy came out behind him "it's brighter than I thought". She held her hand above her sunglasses to block the sun.
The Doctor looked at his watch "in about five minutes it won't be. Their sun is about to set".
"What about the beach" asked Amy kicking the sand that was examining the TARDIS.
"We can go tomorrow, there's loads of stuff we can do" he said.
"How close does space Florida mirror earth's Florida" she asked.
"They're pretty similar" he said.
"Then let's go find a club" said Amy and she took his wrist and dragged him away from the beach.
-o-O-o-
"Club 2000, I like it. Let's go inside" said Amy.
"We can't just waltz inside" said the doctor.
"Are you scared" asked Amy.
"No, I am not scared of a club, I'm the king of clubs. Actually, don't call me that" said the doctor.
Amy rolled her eyes "come on". She forwent the line and walked up to the bouncer "hello there, can we go in".
"No miss, today we're having a private party, so unless you're on the list you don't go in" said the bouncer.
The doctor pulled something from his coat "I've got this pond". He held up his psychic paper "Hello, I'm the delegate of Space New New New New York and this is my cousin over there. We aren't on the list, because we didn't want to attract a crowd. We should be there under the name of 'smith'".
The bouncer looked at the list and grunted "you are on the list. Sorry for the confusion".
He unclipped a red rope and let them in. Amy held her composure until they got in and she laughed "that was brilliant, Doctor".
"What, you didn't think I could get us in" he asked.
"Maybe" admitted Amy. The club was dark with neon lights lighting up the darkness. They changed color and intensity with the songs. Creatures and beings of all kind were dancing to the beat. The club was literally pulsing like a heartbeat. "Wow" said Amy looking around.
"Club 2000, based off of earth's Florida from 2000-2020. It's a very popular spot here" said the doctor.
Amy looked over at him "what are you doing just standing there. Let's dance". She pulled him on to the dance floor. She started dancing to the beat, but the doctor just awkwardly stood there. "Come on, you can't be that bad" said Amy.
"No, I'm the king of dance. I like that, call me that" said the doctor. A new song come on and the doctor started to swing his arms wildly above his head.
Amy stopped "what are you doing?".
"Dancing" said the doctor with a smile.
Amy laughed "you are horrible. More like the peasant of dance".
"You don't know what you're talking about, look at everyone else" said the doctor. The rest of the club was dancing like him.
"Why are they doing it to" asked Amy. "It's like the 'YMCA', everyone knows the dance. 'Giraffe' by Strawberry Lumps featuring Stuck in My Straw. Oh wait, it doesn't come out until 2019. Just follow along" said the doctor. The chorus of the song came up and everyone put their arms in the air and then shook them. Amy looked at the crowd and followed their lead. Then they put their arms down and swung them, before putting them back up and shaking them. They kept them up, taking two long steps forward and two back before moving 90 degrees, arms still in the air and swaying. Amy looked over at the doctor before laughing. He smiled and laughed back at her. The song finished and everyone applauded. Amy looked over at the doctor "let's get a drink". She walked over to the bar "one Cuba libre".
"I'm fine" he told the bartender.
He nodded and started to make Amy's drink. "This is fun" she said.
"I knew you'd like space Florida" he said. The bartender handed Amy her drink and the doctor happens to glance at his face, more specifically his nose.
The doctor's hearts stopped "is your name Rory".
"No, jaxion. Excuse me I have other patrons to attend to" the bartender went farther down the bar to help two women with hair that looked like a troll doll's.
"what was that about" asked Amy as she sipped her drink.
The doctor shook his head "nothing, I just thought I knew him. That's all".
"You probably do that a lot, being a time traveler and all" said Amy.
"More than you think" said the doctor with a small smile.
He clapped his hands "why don't we go back on to the dance floor".
"Sure" said Amy, about a third of her drink gone. A new song had started with a jazzy beat. "WHAT SONG IS THIS" shouted Amy over the music.
The doctor listened "talk dirty".
"Ooo, you bad boy. Whatever, I like it" said Amy. She started to dance closer to the doctor and he tried to back away. "Don't be shy" she said.
"I'm not that comfortable with this" he said circling the smaller space between him and Amy drastically with his hands.
Amy stopped "you're no fun. I feel like I'm clubbin' with my grandpa".
The doctor grabbed her hand "I like that, keep thinking that as we leave".
Amy tried to pull away "can't we stay until the song ends".
"No, we need to leave. Remember, clubbing with your grandfather" said the doctor weaving through the thick crowd. He glanced over at the bar one last time before pushing opening the door and leaving.
-o-O-o-
"We were having so much fun" said Amy.
"Well, I am old. I can only take so much excitement" said the doctor as he was throwing switches on the TARDIS console.
Amy leaned up against the console "you're not that old".
The doctor looked over and threw the last switch to have the TARDIS take off "why don't you go to sleep. You're going to have a hangover tomorrow".
"No, I won't I only had a third of a drink" said Amy.
"The drinks in space Florida are a bit stronger than earth's Florida" said the doctor.
"Did the cute bartender tell you that" joked Amy.
"No" said the doctor. He took his thumb and brushed away a tear that had fallen from her face "you're crying".
Amy put her fingers to her eyes and brushed off her tears "but I'm not sad".
"I know" said the doctor. He picked her up and carried her up the stairs.
"You know what, next time we go we should take that River woman. She would be fun to have around" said Amy, her eyelids beginning to drop.
The doctor gave her a sad smile "sure, next time pond".
He laid her in her bed and turned around to leave. "Thank you, Rory" she mumbled before going to sleep. The doctor stood for a bit in her doorway before leaving