Loonatics: A Hero's Tail

This story is how I think the Loonatics got together. Sorry for the horrible pun.

It happened so quickly. Six ordinary individuals- a stuntman, a cheerleader, a pool boy, a scientist, a wrestler, and a delivery boy- they had been hit by the meteor, and remained without a scratch. They had ignored it, and continued on with their lives. But deep inside them, something was booming. And an adventure was unleashed.

In the year 2772,

A meteor strikes the city planet

Of Acmetropolis, knocking it off

Its axis. This cosmic event releases supernatural

Forces unleashing a new kind of hero:

The Loonatics.

Ace Bunny-Laser Vision, Optical Enhancement

Lexi Bunny-Sonic Hearing, Brain Blast, Auditory Amplification

Danger Duck-Power Orb Randomizer, Quantum Quack

Slam Tasmanian-Tornado Maximizer, Thunder Mode

Tech E. Coyote-Magnetism Activated, Molecular Regeneration

Rev Runner-Sonic Speed, Global Positioning

Loonatics Unleashed in: A Hero's Tail

The next day, the gray rabbit, Ace, woke up in his bed, feeling slightly different. When he looked into the mirror, he saw his fur had turned yellow.

"Trace, if you dye my fur one more time, I'll…. I'll…" Ace said, clearly pissed his 10- year-old sister did that to him for the twenty-third time this year. But soon, he realized that it was 11:00 and his sister was at school now. Clearly annoyed, he went to the bathroom to try and wash the stuff out. But, he soon realized that it wouldn't leave his skin.

"Ah dammit! If I don't get this stuff out by 1:00, I can't pay for my car."

Furious, Ace felt himself shooting lasers at his mirror, and closed his eyes before hurting himself.

"What the hell was that about? Oh well, better see how Uncle Bass is doing."

Ace's uncle Bass was a rock star who helped take care of him when Ace was 10. For the past 7 years, he hung out with his uncle, until his mom could pay for his sister.

On another side of Acmetropolis, near the institute, a red roadrunner and green coyote were discussing their problems over pizza.

"I'm telling ya Tech, it's like no matter how hard we try, we can't reach our goals." Said the roadrunner. His name was Rev, and he grew up from a long line, of cunning, deceiving racers. Acmetropolis was best known for its speedy citizen races, and Rev grew up participating in them, until someone rigged the races when he was 16. 2 years later, he met Tech at the Acme institute, and despite their ancestors hatred, they became friends.

"Rev, maybe we should give up. After all, my genius isn't being appreciated, and your pay isn't being undocked." Said Tech.

Tech, like Rev, grew up from a long line of cunning deceiving animals. The only thing different was that he didn't hate roadrunners. According to his parents, someone accidentally gave him a shot that mixed his predator DNA. His brain IQ was altered by one of the greatest scientists in the world. The scientist however, had the IQ of 12, and was arrested for sniffing women's rears, and doggy style loving them. Tech made millions of adventures, and when he hit 19, he became one of the best at the institute.

"Oh, man I forgot my wallet." Tech replied, after checking his pockets.

"Don't worry Tech, I'll be back in a flash." Rev said quickly, and in an instant he came back with Tech's wallet in his hand.

"Well-here's-your-wallet-we-better-hurry-if-we-want-to-make-Danny-Phantom-and-the-blade-of-spirit."

Now although Tech had just gotten hit by a meteor wave, and had a throbbing pain in his head, he merely assumed Rev was trying to get him lighten things up. His red fur was funny, but he didn't want to hurt his friend's feelings, and the two walked on to the movie theater. On the way, a mule named Smart Ass had hurt Tech. Tech felt a strange feeling as the bruise disappeared. Rev wanted to question him, but didn't want to. Although he did think the green fur was a nice touch.

At Acme Apartments, two roommates, Slam Tasmanian and David Duck, were snoring very loudly, not even caring to get up and put clothes on.

Slam was a large brown Tasmanian devil, and used to be a professional wrestler. His parents were arrested when he was 7, and poachers who set him in the zoo kidnapped him. At the zoo, he came across other zoo animals, led by psychotic penguins, which decided to break out and give the zookeepers a beat down. Slam got out, and found his way into the wrestling ring.

David on the other hand, grew up trying to get into fame. His longtime hero, Duck Dodgers, inspired him to be a hero. But the best he could get was a pool boy and he saw it as his chance to be a hero.

Finally, after David woke up and took a good look at himself. His fur was orange, and he had the faintest smell of fried eggs.

"Alright Slam," he said waking the big brute up, "what do you have to say for yourself?"

Once Slam looked up at him, David had to do a double take. Slam's fur was purple, and looked like he'd been through a tornado.

"Excuse me? I did nothing dude." Slam said.

"Oh, yeah you big fat hunk of fur? Then if you didn't do it, who did?"

Slam stared hard and cold at David, with his red eyes burning with hate. Before David realized it, Slam's entire body turned into a tornado. Slam went up to David and was about to crush him until David teleported to the other side of the room. The two went on like this until they'd gotten too tired.

Lexi Bunny peacefully walked the streets of Acmetropolis. With her pink fur shining in the sun, she still felt down about yesterday, and kept on thinking what it'd be like if she had made the squad. As she passed two wolves, her ears heard one of them snicker from two feet behind her, "Wonder if she's as good in bed as how she looks."

"I heard that, pervert!" Lexi said, and without warning, she blasted them from her with her mind. The wolves ran off, leaving her and the other 5 main characters of this story wondering,

What's happening to me?

That's the first chapter! Read n' Review people!