I don't own The Loud House or Five Nights at Freddy's, Loud House belongs to Nickelodeon, and FNAF belongs to Scott Cawthon.


A TV sits alone in a dark room, the TV then turns on into static, the static fades and shows a picture of a cartoon bear walking down the street in the background happy music plays as a robotic voice speaks ups.

"It's a bright new day! Its your time to shine!"

The screen switches to a man pointing at the viewer with the words, What do you want to do with your life!

"Its time to take your career into your own hands!"

The screen switches to the cartoon bear sitting behind a desk cheerfully typing away in a type writer.

"You saved money your whole life. Great! Now its time to put all your eggs into one basket and take a huge gamble on your future!"

The screen switches to man in a purple suit and hat, with a smile on his face and the words "Trust me!" In the background.

"A gamble that comes with a one hundred percent chance of success in some cases."

A logo of Freddy Fazbear's pizza appears with Freddy pointing at the viewer.

"What are we talking about? Were talking about becoming a Fazbear Entertainmer Franchisee!"

The cartoon bear is now looking at a contract with a smirk.

"That's right restaurant ownership and management, something almost anyone can do with a limited degree in success!"

The bear is now in a green suit and is gleefully raising his arms up as money rains down on him.

"Sure its a lot of money to invest, but everyone's doing it!"

The purple suit man had two thumps up as "Nothing to loose but collage tuition" is above and below him.

"And that means it's safe and lucrative! With your initial investment you'll receive everything you need to get started, including a small room, some tables, and electricity!"

The screen then shows two dollar bills and eight pennies.

"But don't forget about the money you had leftover after buying your franchise package!"

The screen now shows a couple of kids cheering for Freddy as he preformed on stage.

"Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics! And much, much, much more!"

Another man smiles at the screen while pointing at the words pro tips.

"Now let's take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Fazbear Entertainer Franchisee!"

"Such as!"

"Atmosphere!"

A boy with a bib on smiles as he bites into a pizza, "The cheese is so real!"

"Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers!"

"Entertainment!"

Two boys and a girl were having fun as they held onto balloons.

"Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure that customers come back!"

"Bonus Revenue!"

A boy in a tie runs around arcade machines while shouting, "Saving money is for nerds!"

"Coin-operating games and attractions can generate additional revenue during the day!"

The bear is wearing dark sunglasses with a serious frown as he throws his money.

"Which means more money in your pocket, ready for reinvestment!"

"Health and Safety!"

The bear is pointing at something off-screen, smiling as he yells "I'll take it!"

"There may be times when you purchase something of questionable quality, and we don't blame you! Cutting corners is just good business."

Another man has his finger to his smiling mouth as he looked up at a light bulb, "I can reduce casualties!"

"But there are steps you can take to ensure you don't get sued for it, and that brings us to!"

"Liability!"

A sales tag is now shown, "Sale! Sold as-is. You might die."

"Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk!"

A purple curtain is now shown.

"Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchase with that steeply discounted price tag!"

Two yellow eyes glare out from the curtain.

Now a man is shrugging his hands up with a worded arc that said, "You can't prove anything!"

"That is of course that would only be a serious danger if there were something outside that's been trying to get in for months now, which we are not confirming to be the case!"

Freddy Fazbear is now smiling at the viewers.

"This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide! Remember you are now the face of the newly rebranded Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, wear that smile with pride and let's make some money as you've now become a part of Freddy's band!"

"Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for disappearance, death, or dismemberment."


The TV cuts to static before it turned off, Lincoln stood in front of it with a weirded out expression next to him was his younger sister Lucy. It had been months since the incident with the Resurrected Animatronics and the rest of family were still recovering from it, they organized funerals for their love ones that were slain on that night, and with each funeral they all grew more and more depressed until they couldn't say anything to each other. Eventually the remain older siblings left without saying anything.

But the whole Freddy Fazbear ordeal wasn't done for Lincoln and Lucy yet as the second phased of the plan to get rid of the remaining animatronics is now in operation. They both got a call from Lucy's contact telling them that the building was ready and that they should come immediately. Which is where they are right now.

"Well that was the weirdest training tape I ever seen."

"It was just here for legal reasons Lincoln."

"Yeah, but still I never thought I would be the manager of this place."

"Well it couldn't be me, since I don't match the manager type for a kids pizzeria."

"True, so what's the plan again Lucy?"

"Simple you must manage this place, and get the remaining animatronics here, as we want them all together on Saturday."

"What's going to happen on Saturday?"

"I don't know he hasn't told me yet."

"Oh well I hope its something big because these killer robots need to leave once and for all!"

"I'm sure it will be big brother."

"Well I suppose I should get started now."

"Yes, good luck Lincoln managing is hard work."

Lincoln and Lucy share a hug and then he went off to begin his work on managing this pizzeria.