Disclaimer: Ok this may take a while. Everything you see that you recognize from the Harry Potter series that means all 5 books and the two little comic relief books. That all belongs too JK. Now for what belongs to yours truly this could take some time
The Tomas's: Dan, Max, Patty, Grady, Tris, technically the dog Bo, I think that's it for them
The Lupins: Cameron, Hans, Amber…..
Random people: Kuduo Hibiki, Ashi, Ty, and Hawk. Don't ask why they come in, they have appositely nothing to do with HP they kinda just popped in too annoy their creator. And I technically own Sharpsnout cause that's me. Hi how you doing
Next group: it's the shortest Miaka and Matiko, they belong to their creator Yume who also owns herself cause she makes an appearance.
Lastly: Clear Shadow, she owns Clear Shadow duh, um Serena, the twins Kali and Charlie, Chiyumi who makes an appearance sorta ok she's mentioned. The entire cast of Into the Woods I'm gonna let her have because frankly they drive me bloody nuts. Clear Shadow I guess technically owns Kristine and Crystal but they're based on real people.
I think I got everyone. Now listen people this song does contain things from all 5 books and the two little books if you haven't read the 5 books you might not wanna read this. You have been fore warned. Anyways enjoy it this it took me forever too finally finish it.
Now the moment you been waiting for!!!!!!!!
12 Days of Christmas Harry Potter Style
On the first day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. A Ford in a Whomping Willow…..Tree.
Mrs. Weasely: How dare you steal that car!
On the second day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. 2 Gryffindor Beaters.
George: congratulations Harry Wood's just told us
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow……..TreeRon: it's the CAR!!!
On the third day of Christmas a wizard gave to me 3 licks from Fluffy
Sharpsnout: aww Cameron's got a friend
Cameron: aw shut up Sharpsnout *is slobbered on* aw man 2 Gryffindor BeatersRon: Fred and George are on the team too, beaters
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow……TreeDan: you guys lost a car in the woods? *Ron nods* cool
Cameron: wow and I thought losing a broom into a fireplace was bad
On the fourth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me, 4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsFudge: technically there is only supposed to be 3. *is hit with a dungbomb*
Mr. Weasley: *whispers in a hiss* Fred George not the Minister
Max: 'bout bloody time some one socked 'im with a dungbomb 'ey boys got any left?
Mr. Weasley: why?
Max: oh no reason jus' going to give Snapey a present ok with you Serena?
Serena: go for it
Sharpsnout: hey Max wait for me I wanna help!!! *runs after Max*
3 licks from Fluffy
Kali: see he's really not mean
Dan: not mean? Kali that thing tried to eat us our 1st year!
2 Gryffindor BeatersFred: its our job to make sure you don't bloodied up to bad
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow……… Tree.
Insurance claim investigator: lost one Ford Angelic hmmm lost how?
Sharpsnout: *whisper, whisper*
Insurance Claim Investigator: IN A BLOODY TREE? Then into the woods?
Sharpsnout: *nod, nod* yup if you wanna see the car its that'away
*cast of Into the Woods comes out (please read Into the Woods by Clear Shadow too fully understand what the heck I'm talking about)*
Yume: Sharpsnout come on we need you
Sharpsnout: excuse me I'm a narrator this is my song we're just doin one line right?
Cast: "ever after"
Sharpsnout: right? *evil grin from cast* aw crap
Narrators (Sharpsnout, Yume Tenshi, Meremew, and Clear Shadow): "Journey over all is mended and its not just for today but tomorrow, and extended ever after"
Cast: "ever after-"
Sharpsnout: hold that thought guys we gotta go to the next line
On the 5th day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. 5….Hogwarts….. Marauders
McGonagall: 5 of them?
Sirius: that's right, Padfoot
James: Prongs
Peter: Wormtail
Max: Sharpsnout
Remus: and Mooney!
All 5: At your service, mischief makers inc.! *McGonagall rolls her eyes*
4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsFleur: *looks at Harry* 'e's competing too? 'E is too young
3 licks from Fluffy
Dan: Kali, look that thing guards the gates to the underworld!!!! Its not-
Kali: he's cute and very sweet! *each one of Fluffy's heads give Dan a kiss*
Dan: *looking disgusted* ew and I thought Bo was slobbery *shakes arms as drool flies off* I need a shower!!!!!!! *Fluffy goes to kiss him* not from you!
2 Gryffindor BeatersGeorge: but anything can happen, rough game Quidditch. *Fred nods in agreement*
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow…….TreeSharpsnout: I cant believe I'm encouraging this ok I swear this is the last line
Narrators: "All the curses have been ended, the reverses wiped away all tenderness and laughter for forever after."
Cast: "happy now and happy hence and happy ever after joy today and bliss tomorrow. Tenderness and laughter."
Women: "To be happy and forever you must see your wish come true"
All: "Don't be careful don't be clever when you see your wish pursue it's a dangerous endeavor but the only thing to do-"
Sharpsnout: oh, oh, oh hold it again we gotta go to the 6th day of Christmas. Be right back
On the sixth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me 6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
Cameron: 6!!! WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GET SIX OF 'EM? *Mousse pops in*
Mousse: from me I taught her the hidden weapons technique.
Me: Mousse, I'm sorry, your cute and I love you but this isn't Ranma 12 days of Christmas its Harry Potter *Mousse looks around he doesn't have his glasses on*
Mousse: are you sure?
Amber: we're positive Mousse.
Mousse: ok! Um are you going to write one with us in it? *talking to Sharpsnout but is actually talking to Cameron*
Cameron: Um buddy I'm not Sharpsnout.
Mousse: oops I'm going to leave now!
Kuduo: hey wait a second
Sharpsnout: Kuduo come on out!
Kuduo: I've got a question if this is Harry Potter 12 days of Christmas then why is-
Miaka: the cast of Into the Woods singing our songs?
Sharpsnout: er uh for comedy reasons?
Matiko: ohhhh
Ashi: as long as its clear me and Hawk refuse too sing.
Ty: I don'teth!!!!
Er anyways where were we? Oh yea, 5……. Hogwarts……… MaraudersSirius: um question
Sharpsnout: *sighs* yes?
James: why are is there a bunch of people dressed up in the fairytale getup
Max: and why are they singing? *looks at Ty whose singing the loudest* 'e can sing?
Sharpsnout: apparently and too answer your other questions the insurance guy asked what happened to the Ford so I told him it went into the woods and well look what happened. I cant get rid of them.
Remus: oh
Peter: still kind of strange
Sharpsnout: your one too talk, Wormtail
Remus: haven't you tried too get them away?
Sharpsnout: and see the place blown up by Miaka? No way
4 Tri-wizard ChampionsDan: so 'arry is competing? Freaky what I'd like too know is 'ow 'e got 'is name in the goblet
Amber: I kind of feel bad for Cedric the first real Hufflepuff glory and now he has too share it
Harry: uh Dan what's with the accent?
Dan: I blame me dad
3 licks from Fluffy
Fluffy: *pant, pant drool*
2 Gryffindor BeatersOliver: ah yes I remember my first Quidditch match.
Harry: what happened?
Oliver: I don't really remember…..Took a bludgers too the head 3 minutes in woke up in the hospital a week later
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow……..TreeSharpsnout: now might be a good time since I doubt I'm gonna get these guys too stop singing now that they've gotten started. This version and the Version in "Into the Woods" that Clear Shadow wrote are different as that one is much longer then this one being the adult version this is the Junior version and therefore shorter. That is all.
Cast: *yes their still at it* "Through its fearful, though its deep, though its dark, and though you may lose the path if you want your wish you have your wish but you cant just wish no to get your wish-"
Sharpsnout: sorry another pause.
On the seventh day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. 7 Quidditch Players.
Ron: Yeah go Chudly Cannons!
Dan: Ron are you nuts the Cannons stink. The Bally Castle Bats are 10 times better
Ron: Are not!
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
*fans come out and smack both Ron and Dan on the head*
Serena: stop fighting
Ron/Dan: yes Serena
5….. Hogwarts…….. Marauders*compartment door slams and Lily and Patty's voices are muffled*
Sirius: Well you sure have a way with the ladies don't you? Sirius Black's the name and this is James Potter
Max: Max Tomas
Remus: Remus Lupin
Peter: P..Pe…Peter Pettigrew
Sirius: Nice to meet you 3
James: yeah
4 Tri-ChampionsGeorge: What I wanna know is where's the beard
Harry: there is no beard now let me go too bed
3 licks from Fluffy
Sharpsnout: ok Fluffy wanna play Frisbee? *Fluffy pounces in front of her like a puppy*
Kali: first we have to find a Frisbee be big enough
2 Gryffindor BeatersGeorge: and just for the record that wasn't us.
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow……..TreeSharpsnout: *blinks then looks at Clear Shadow, Yume, and Meremew who all shrug*
Cast: *still singing* "You go into the woods where nothing's clear where witches ghosts and wolves-"
Cameron, Kali, Charlie, and Remus: Hey!!
Cast: *ignoring interruption*-appear. Into the woods and through the fear you have too take the journey. Into the woods in vain perhaps but who can tell-
Sharpsnout: ok hold it just wait a second
Cast: awww
Ok now on the eighth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me 8 lessons with Snape.
Ron: eight!
Harry: be reasonable
Snape: either 8 lessons with me or 10 detentions with Filch.
Dan: I aint seein a plus to either
Cameron: me neither
7 Quidditch PlayersDan: jus' admit it Ron the Cannons 'aven't won a game in what a 200 years? Least the
Bats are the 2nd most successful team in league 'istory
Max: Dan drop it its 2 agains' one the Cannons are a legend
Dan: yeah that should be buried in a museum basement
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
Cameron: (cowers and whimpers) aw man come on Serena enough with the fan already it was Dan and Ron who are arguing I have nothing what's so ever to do with that fight?
Serena: (swings it around) maybe you do maybe you don't
5…… Hogwarts…….. MaraudersMax: Aint Peter comin
James: No said he was too tired
Max: To tired? Aye, that's got to be the lames' excuse I've ever 'eard. 'E's excuses are getting wors' somebody ought to tell 'em that
Sirius: You know what the problem is, I think that he's either A. scared of Patty or B. scared of getting caught by Sam.
Max: well bein' scared of Sam is kind of a wimpy excuse but 'e's dead on bein' scared of Patty.
4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsDan: wait why didn't someone tell me you don't 'ave too take the end of the year tests? I would've tried too get me name in there
Cedric: er Dan if my memory serves me correctly it would've picked on you right away
Dan: aw damn it
3 licks from Fluffy
Sharpsnout: hey Dan Kali's right he is sweet
Dan: no 'e isn't
Sharpsnout: yes he is, look the middle head loves the spot behind his ears scratched. *begins scratching middle Fluffy ears as its leg begins thumping on the floor and the other two lick Sharpsnout* ok so he's a little drooly
2 Gryffindor BeatersFred: yeah
Dan: hey maybe it was Dobby trying too save Oliver Wood.
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow…… TreeSharpsnout: *massages temples* ok go for it
Men: "Into the woods to lift the spell"
Women: "into the woods to lost the longing"
Men: "into the woods to have the child-"
On the ninth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. 9 Weasley's living at the Burrow.
Ron: don't forget the Ghoul
Sharpsnout: sorry Ron if I add the ghoul its gonna mess up the song plus I said living. A ghoul aint living
Ron: good point
8 lessons with Snape
Dan: we're being punished aren't we
Snape: Tomas!!
7 Quidditch Players
Oliver: ok this is my last year so we really have to play hard…. I've spent the entire summer designing new form. *snores from other 6 players* guys? Hello?
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
*cool breeze comes from fans*
Hagrid: well that's new
5…… Hogwarts…….. Marauders
Sirius: ok everyone ready? I've got the peanut butter
Remus: look what if Sam finds out?
Max: your parents will get a kick out of it. Remus ya'd think ya'd know yer brother by now, 'e only makes threats 'e never carries them out 'sides what's the wors' 'e's goin to say in an owl, 'Deares' father and Mother I'm jus' writin to tell ye that Remus and 'is little friends are reekin 'avoc 'round 'ogwarts and I cant 'andle them they placed an explodin cauldron in front of the Slytherin 'all and I'm under the impression that it did go off, can ya send in the reinforcements their appositely out of 'and! Everything else is well, please remember to feed me goldfish, Goldie, for I fear 'e's very lonely without me, yer eldes' son, 'ead Boy, and fermer Prefect Samric Lupin' even yer brother isn't that loony 'sides isn't yer dad a big prankster 'imself, e'd probably get a kick out of it
*all five laugh*
Patty: wait you all actually understood that?
*Marauders all nod and laugh harder*
Patty: wow that's a first
4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsHarry: ok so the first task is Dragons Cedric don't ask how I found out and just forget it was me who told you
Sharpsnout: uh Harry that doesn't match the book *holds up book* aww forget it *walks away with the book in hand*
3 licks from Fluffy
Kali: oh look his legs going that is so cute
Sharpsnout: see Dan he's a good puppy, just with three heads, would you be mean too Bo or Cody if he had three heads?
2 Gryffindor BeatersDobby: excuse me?
Dan: no I'm serious it could have been right?
Hermione: I cant believe your blaming that on a poor overworked slave
Dan: oh come on Hermione not this subject again *Dobby blinks then makes himself disappear*
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow…… Tree
Trelawney: oh good a break from those singers, they where clouding up my inner eye
Hermione: *whispering* I'm sure
On the 10th day of Christmas a wizard gave to me. 10 subjects for Hermione
Dan: and how are you planning on going to 10 subjects a day? Just outta curiosity?
Hermione: I've worked it out already with McGonagall.
9 Weasley's at the BurrowGinny: wait what about Eriol and Pig?
Sharpsnout: Ginny I'm sorry but I've spent enough time tryin too figure out this song, I cant change it around now just so I can add the animals and the ghoul
Ginny: ok
8 lessons with Snape
Dan: you know I'm sensing a bit of hostility from Snape
Snape: Tomas another word out of you and it'll be 50 pints and detention
Dan: *whispers* did he just say pints?
Sharpsnout: *nods* that's what I heard
Harry: me too
Dan: fine. Professor?
Snape: what Tomas?
Dan: Word
Snape: Detention and fifty points
Dan: aw man no pints?
7 Quidditch playersDan: Dad come on the Cannons are the wors' team in the 'istory of Quidditch everyone knows that.
Max: (comes in wearing a bright orange Cannons shirt) I wear me colours proudly
Dan: (head in hands in embarrassment) Dad you're an embarrassment to the Quidditch community!
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans fanning
Serena: *hits Dan and Max on the head with the fans as if she's playing drums*
Dan: ow Professor!!
Max: Remus control yer wife will ya?
Remus: *voice afar* sorry Max cant help you
5 Hogwarts MaraudersSirius: *comes in with a very thick book*
Max: so Padfoot when did you start reading actual books?
Sirius: Shut up Max. This involves you. In this book I have the answer to all your problems!
Max: So ya finally figured out 'ow to get me dad off the whole 'you'll never become a Minister of Magic if ya don't pay attention to yer studies instead of that Quidditch rubbish' bit?
Sirius: nope I've got the prefect way too scare the hell out of Snape and some other Slytherins
Kristine: (see Time Turner Fun, by Clear Shadow) oooo can I help!?
All five: *blink, blink*
Crystal: (same as above) uh Kristine we don't go back to their third year remember we go back to their 5th year.
Kristine: ooppss
4 Tri Wizard ChampionsCedric: hey Harry take a bath
Harry: huh?
Cedric: seriously take a bath it'll help with the clue
Sharpsnout: Seriously serious Sirius?
Cedric: huh!? Sharpsnout where'd you come from?
Sharpsnout: *eye roll* I wrote this song, so I can pop in wherever I please
3 licks from Fluffy
(Dan's dog Bo comes out Serena translates for them)
Bo: 'so you think you're the master drooler? Just because you have three heads pal means nothing to a mastiff! *begins panting and drooling massively* come on buddy lets go!'
Fluffy head 1: 'is?'
Fluffy head 2: 'he'
Fluffy head 3: 'Serious'
Sharpsnout: Seri- *Sharpsnout's mouth is covered by Cameron*
Cameron: no more Sirius jokes
Dan: and I thought three drooling heads was bad
2 Gryffindor BeatersFred: * "accidentally" nails Snape with Dungbomb he hit using his bat*
Snape: Weasley!!! Detention and 50 points from Gryffindor
Serena: look I see the forehead wrinkle see there it is *points and everyone looks*
Snape: excuse me Serena but why are you all gawking at my head?
Kali: Because Uncle Snapey you have a wrinkle right there *pokes it*
Dan: no Kali see that would be considered a plumbers butt on his forehead
Charlie and Kali: oh
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow…….Tree
Sharpsnout: thank god this is Into the Woods thing is almost over
Hans: you know you could have told them no
Sharpsnout: Hans have you ever told Chiyume and Miaka no?
Hans: no
Sharpsnout: there you go
Women: To wed the prince
Men: to get the money
Women: to save the house
Men: too kill the wolf
Cameron, Hans, Remus, Charlie, and Kali: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Inuyausha: (rolls eyes) to kill the wolf
Cameron, Hans, Remus, Charlie, and Kali: SHARPSNOUT!!!!
On the eleventh day of Christmas a wizard gave to me 11 years of VoldieRon: I really wish you wouldn't say his name
Sharpsnout: look I'm taking a leaf out of Serena's book and saying that fear of a name only encourages fear of the person. *pauses and starts laughing* and besides with a name like Voldiething how can you take him serious
10 subjects for HermioneRon: Five points from Gryffindor because the potion was all right! Why didn't you lie, Hermione? You should've said Neville did it all by himself
Dan: Yea or said at least somthin in your defense…..Hermione? Hermione? Where'd she go?
9 Weasley's at the BurrowRon: mum made swearters for all of you see all got letters on. *Harry holds up green one with H, Dan a blue with D, and Cameron a brown with a C*
Dan: oh their nice least we aint gonna get them mixed up
Ron: I think that's the point
8 lessons with Snape
Snape: now make sure too add one I'm only saying this once one drop of chicken blood
Serena: hmm age old question which really came first the chicken or the egg.
Kristine: Speaking of chickens, why can't they fly? Is it just some freak of nature thing that defies them the ability of flight?
7 Quidditch Players
Malfoy: practicing for the ballet Potter?
Dan: hey Malfoy practicing for the Idiots Parade?
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
*crickets*
Sharpsnout: aw man Serena!!! Where'd you go? Aw forget it, Marauders your up
5…… Hogwarts…….. Marauders
Sirius: er right so did you like question 10, Mooney?
Remus: loved it, give five sighs that identify a werewolf
James: do you think you got them all?
Remus: one: he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name is Remus Lupin
Max: Four: 'e's a Prefect jus' like 'is brother was
Remus: your right I'd better resign
Max: aw don't worry 'bout it yer nothin like Sam
4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsMoody: Harry so you've found out about the dragons huh? Don't worry too much just shope you don't get that Horntail
3 licks from Fluffy
Grady: Dad can I get a dog?
Dan: why Hans and Cameron are here enough
Cameron: Dan!
Hans: Uncle Dan
Grady: Dad
Dan: kidding what kind of dog?
Grady: oh nothing special just one like Kali has with three heads *Dan does a kind of anime faint*
2 Gryffindor Beaters*Fred and George fly off*
Sharpsnout: *eye roll* Quidditch practice
And a Ford in a Whomping Willow…… Tree
Sharpsnout: sorry guys I forgot about that line, but don't feel bad I had too sing it too and I was the wolf. *grumbles* See the wolf is the victim in this entire play all the wolf wants too do is have a nice snack which Little Red Riding Hood could've offered since she had a basket full of it. But no she had to eat it all. And what happens too the wolf!?!? He gets his stomach cut open by a baker not a hunter a baker
Meremew: Sharpsnout? Uh Sharpsnout
Sharpsnout: and another thing the Granny wants the wolf dead I mean he just ate her because her granddaughter wouldn't be nice too him,
Yume: uh er Sharpsnout can we continue?
Sharpsnout: er yeah go for it.
Women: "to find the father"
Men: "to conquer the kingdom"
All: "To have, to wed, to get, to save, to kill, to keep, to go to the festival! Into the Woods, Into the Woods, Into the Woods. Then out of the woods and happy ever after."
Sharpsnout: finally they're done. And no you can't sing the second verse that's enough. Your lucky I let you guy's come in and sing it in the first place.
Claims adjuster: you know I think I've seen enough too apply your claim you'll have your money by the end of the week *shakes head and leaves*
On the twelfth day of Christmas a wizard gave to me 12 Dementor kissesSirius: oh very funny.
Sharpsnout: I love you SiriusSirius: yeah right be serious
Sharpsnout: seriously serious Sirius? *Sirius shakes head and laughs*
Miroku: *pops in* I heard the word kisses I'd love a kiss. Will they bear my child?Sharpsnout: *sighs* Miruke as I told Mousse this is a Harry Potter 12 Days of Christmas not Ranma and not Inyuasha. And besides you don't want kisses from a Dementor and you certainly don't want them bearing your child. *blinks and looks at Sirius* is that even humanly possible? *shakes head* no, no bad thought. Besides I thought Yume and Clear Shadow wanted to bear your child?
Miroku: the more the merrier I say *Sirius and Sharpsnout exchange a look and roll their eyes*
11 years of VoldieSharpsnout: *grins* VOLDITHING!!!!! He sounds like a remote control for a TV
Uncle Vernon: Excuse me!
Sharpsnout: hehehehe Dementoids!!! Uncle Vernon you got anymore?
Uncle Vernon: I am not your uncle your with those other freaks aren't you?
Sharpsnout: *thinks* nope I'm my own freak!!
10 subjects for HermioneDan: here Hermione this is your Christmas gift from me, Cameron, Ron, and Harry.
Hermione: *opens gift and pulls out bookbag that's big enough too fit a sumo wrestler* oh very funny
Dan: Hermione use it well
9 Weasley's at the BurrowMrs. Weasley: is anyone hungry I can fix something up for all of you.
Sharpsnout: maybe later Mrs. Weasley the songs almost over but thank you very much for the offer.
8 lessons with Snape
Snape: I want that shrinking potion on my desk at the end of class
Ron: do you think all the dosages in the class would be enough to shrink his nose?
Hermione: Ron!
Dan: no I think it would take something stronger
Harry: might shrink his biased personality
Cameron: its worth a shot
7 Quidditch Players
Sharpsnout: I'm just gonna add my piece before the argument heats up again. *looks around* Max I hate to admit it but the Bats are a good team,
Dan: HA!,
Sharpsnout: however, I personally side with the Toyohashi Tengu of Japan!!!!! *Dan, Max, and Cameron all drop anime style*
Dan: you know it just figures that it be a team from Japan,
Sharpsnout: well there's not a whole lotta info on the Heidelberg Harriers from Germany, but I think that their probably a good team too, and well the US has a pretty good team I will admit the Fitchburg Finches are a magnificent Quidditch team.
6 of Serena's humongazoid fans
Serena: *warning tone* Sharpsnout
Sharpsnout: I was just saying my piece I'm not gonna continue with it. Just wanted too say it before they ask me too chose sides.
5…… Hogwarts…….. MaraudersSirius: I'm bored…. Wish it was the Full Moon
Remus: you might
Max: *looks from Remus too Sirius* you know if yer that bored Padfoot we can always 'ave a race?
Sirius: what kind of race?
Max: up fer a dog paddle?
Remus: knock it off you two,
Max: sorry Remus but I'm itching to go wolf
James: Max that might be the fleas
Max: I do not have fleas
Sharpsnout: Cameron does *Marauders blink in amazement*
Cameron: I do not have fleas!
4 Tri-Wizard ChampionsSharpsnout: *looks around as the 4 Champions are missing* oh brother probably at the 2nd task. Sorry for the inconvenience folks *walks off grumbling* I'm losing all my bloody people
3 licks from Fluffy
Fluffy: *begins licking everyone in sight*
2 Gryffindor BeatersFred: *sends a bludgers flying at Malfoy who ducks it then flies into wall* oo that's gotta hurt
And a Ford……… in…… a………. Whomping……….. Willow…… Tree
*car comes flying out of Dark Forest and scatters entire group 'cept Sharpsnout and Serena*
Serena: wow I'm impressed
Sharpsnout: yeah it's amazing what Einstein can do with that computer power of his. *Holds up remote control and makes the car do 360s in front of them*
Serena: can I give it a try?
Sharpsnout: go for it. *Serena begins playing with remote* and the best part is when you push this button. *Points too red button that says "do not touch unless absolutely necessary"*
Serena: ooo what happens?
Sharpsnout: well in case muggles are reading this I've programmed it so it not only gives off a light that erases all memory of this song contents, like the blinky things in Men In Black? *Serena nods* but it also gives the person pressing the button a large cheese pizza
Serena: is that every time?
Sharpsnout: *nods* every time. I've made sure it doesn't work on true believers in magic. *Serena grins and nods, Sharpsnout hands her glasses (like the ones in Men from Black)* Shades on?
Serena: (nods)
Sharpsnout: Ok people I'll be seeing you but you wont be seeing us.
Serena: Bye *presses button, blinding white light fills room then nothing everyone is gone*
Sharpsnout: (peeks in and lowers glasses, holding a slice of pizza) ok then if your wondering what the heck your doing here then kindly click on the box below this and just say you liked this though you cant remember what it is. If you know where the heck you are and are just trying to get the bright white glare out of your eyes, your in the right place. Sorry 'bout the glare thing. Once you're done with that just click on the review box and tell me what you think. Because your one of the lucky ones who are a believer in magic and the world of magic, imagination, and having fun.
Hans: *voice far off in the distance* Sharpsnout are you done bothering the people? Come on we're gonna play Quodpot your missing all the fun.
Sharpsnout: well that's my cue, later people!!!! *apparates away*