Hi everyone! Mera here, the title of our story was Arem's idea, We don't own anything: Transformers or weregeek. we don't intend this for offence so excuse any and all OCness and enjoy the insanity that only we can cause on the nemesis.
It was two in the morning and most everyone on the Nemesis were in recharge.
Rumble and Frenzy on the other hand were at one of the consoles, looking up random human games and trying not to laugh so they wouldn't wake anyone up. "Hey, look at this!" Rumble muttered nudging Frenzy
"'Dungeons & Dragons' huh sounds interestin' let's look into this." Frenzy replied after a few hours of 'research' they had all the information they needed to convince Megatron that getting a human to run a game of Dungeons and Dragons would benefit the Decepticon cause. Of course that would remain to be seen if this human even survived the night at the Nemesis.
Later that morning when everyone was awake and moving Rumble and Frenzy walked into the command center and waited for Megatron to notice them.
"What do you two want?" Megatron asked, finally noticing them
"we found out about a game that humans play, it's a combat simulation." Rumble said easily
"we thought it might be useful for the troops to play it." Frenzy said
Megatron looked slightly irritated " You think a human game will help us?" he questioned
Both steeled themselves to run to med bay when Soundwave spoke from his spot at the communication desk
"Game: Could prove useful in showing new tactical maneuvers."
-in a small house-
Mera sat at her desk working on the latest ark to her D&D campaign, she brushed her crimson hair out of her face. she stretched, it was the beginning of summer and she was still in her pajamas 'I should get dressed.' she thought as she stood and dug in her dresser.
Arem yawned, brushing her golden blond hair out of her face, she was watching TV; curled up on a wide seated chair, she was bored out of her mind and there was nothing to do. she looked out the window and suddenly started rolling around on the chair "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she yelled.
"What?" Mera yelled back
"I hate bunnies, can we blow them up?!" Arem howled
Mera and Rema came down stairs to see Arem fall off the chair "ow!" the blond squeaked and continued rolling around, crashing into the various furniture in the room. A car door shutting made Mera and Rema freeze "Rema get upstairs, Arem come on!" Mera hissed at the blond and raven haired girls as all three ran upstairs into Mera's rom. Mera quickly hid all of their gaming material and all three sat on her bed to give the illusion that they had been talking. yelling from downstairs told them their mother, Kay, and grandmother, Jay, were back, they didn't really like or even love either woman because all they did was yell and make them feel worthless, nothing thee girls did was EVER right and they were yelled at constantly; so the three felt nothing towards the two women except irritation. the yelling stopped after a little while and the house was quiet again for at least a few minuets.
The three slowly traveled downstairs to where the two women waited,The two women glared as they came into view, anger glowing in their eyes.
"What have you three been doing?" Jay snapped
"Watching TV." Arem calmly replied
Kay glared "All three of you?" she demanded impatiently
"Yes." Mera replied dryly
"Now that your home we wanted to go for a walk." Rema said quietly
Jay glared "Why?"
"We've been stuck inside all day." Arem growled while Mera grabbed her bag
"Fine." snapped Kay
The girls got out the front door and ran to a park the two older women couldn't get to in a car, the women wouldn't walk to the park and wouldn't walk there so they figured they were safe. they got to their chosen hiding place and sat to catch their breath, the park was really more of a open field on a seldom used trail.
Mera smiled "Well do you two want to kill some goblins?" she purred
"Defiantly." Rema smiled wickedly while Arem grinned like a maniac
"okie." Mera laughed pulling out character sheets, dice, books, paper, and pencils; handing out everything but the books she pulled out her notes, They settled in to play a game of Dungeons & Dragons.
"Ok, last we left our 'heroes', and I use that term lightly, they had just gotten to a town, what are you doing in town?" Mera asked
"Getting our clothes washed and doing maintenance on our armor and weapons." Arem stated with a happy purr
"Ok, that will take you(rolls a die 6) about three hours till your happy it's all clean and taken care of. What are you doing Rema?" Mera asked
Rema smiled "I'm dressed in a light gray dress and old cloak, I'll be acting like an old woman and selling charms." she cooed
Mera rolled some percentiles dice "Ok, you get twenty silver, ninety copper, and three gold." Mera said calmly
"YES!" both girls cried
"Keep it up little con artist!" Arem yipped happily while Mera stared humming, the other two stopped.
"Why are you humming?" Rema asked suddenly nervous
"No reason." Mera crooned
"I worried now!" Arem yipped.
(Starscream)
Starscream had been ordered to find a 'gamer' after Rumble and Frenzy had looked up some earth game called Dungeons & Dragons, of course they said it was a combat simulation game.
'where the frag does he expect me to find a gamer? fleshlings run from decepticons!' he thought irritated
He suddenly saw something on the ground, upon closer inspection he could see three distinct figures sitting on the grass 'well I guess they'll do for a start, and if they aren't gamers I'll try again.' he thought sulkily.
Mera looked up to see a F-15 jet coming toward them "LOOK OUT!" she screamed as they scrambled to their feet hoping to get out of the crash zone, to their surprise the F-15 started transforming into a humanoid. the three girls huddled close together, looking up at the tri colored robot in front of them with wide- startled eyes.
"your all coming with me." he said after seeing their D&D stuff.
the sisters looked at each other then seemed to come to an agreement "ok, let us pack our game stuff." Mera smiled quickly packing.
"Who are you?" Arem huffed
"Starscream." he replied
"Great are you taking us oh I don't know far away?" Rema asked earning a weird look from Starscream.
"I'm taking you back to the Nemesis." was all he said
After transforming back into a jet and making sure the girls were securely in place he took off.
"So what are you?" asked Arem curiously
"Second in command to the Decepticon army, a Transformer is what some humans call us." he said
Arem and Rema looked at each other "So your the first place bitch." Arem said causing Starscream to sputter
Arem and Rema continued asking questions, Mera on the other hand was deep in thought 'If he's the second in command, who's the one in charge and what does he want with us?' she thought
The remainder of the trip passed in relative silence aside from questions.
-On the Nemesis-
As they were carried through a long hallway Arem looked around seeing other Decepticons watching them. they entered a large room and saw a huge gray mech sitting on a throne. the mech looked up "Starscream, I told you to bring a 'gamer' not three fleshling children." he growled
"These are gamers Megatron." Starscream sneered
Rema looked up and smiled.
"scuse me bucket head, but we are gamers I'm Arem, that's Mera, and the one smiling is Rema." Arem said
"AREM! could you not piss everyone off? DO you think you can manage that!" Mera hissed
Megatron looked rather surprised as the two girls quieted to whispers and the blond, Arem, quieted completely.
"We shall see if these are gamers." he said in an amused tone after that.
Starscream took the girls back to his quarters to tell them the basics of how NOT to die while they were here.
"HEY 'SCREAMER!" Rumble yelled walking in with the rest of the cassettes.
"Don't call me that! what do you want?" Starscream huffed
"We heard ya got some fleshies..." Rumble began, but didn't get to finish his sentence.
Soundwave walked in just in time to see the three humans shift into large humanoids with pure yellow eyes and then shift back, unseen by anyone else.
"We have names you know!" Arem yelled
the cassettes looked up at the table three faces peered down from.
"Then who the frag are you?" Frenzy asked
"I'm Arem." replied the blond
"Mera." replied the red head
"Rema." said a black haired girl
"Now who the hell are you?" Mera asked
Frenzy grind "the grinning idiot is Frenzy, the birds are Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw, the kitty cat is Ravage, the bat is Ratbat, and I'm Rumble." the purple mech said
"Nice to meet you!" purred Mera
"Are you the ones who looked up D&D?" Rema asked
"um yea we are." Frenzy said
"Why'd you look it up?" Arem asked
"bored." Rumble said
"Rumble are we gonna show them around?" asked Ratbat happily
"Yea yea." Rumble grunted in response
Starscream glared "Well if you hellions are going to show them around get going!" Starscream huffed
"ok,ok c'mon Megatron wanted us to show you around the base." Rumble said
"this won't end well." Rema chuckled as they followed the six down the hall.
Starscream,
looked over at Soundwave "I have to agree with Rema, that won't end well." he smiled
"Mergatron wants them to be prepared by nightfall, I doubt those girls will stay long." Soundwave replies in a monotone before walking off.
Okie, hi everyone Mera here! this is the first chapter! fun, fun, fun! anyway reviews are always welcome, I can take criticism, compliments, or cookies for Arem.
Arem: COOOOOOOKKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *runs around*
Mera: MEGATRON! CATCH AREM! anyway if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask, I really do play D&D in real life so I will answer any questions about that to the best of my abilities. weregeek is actually a web comic so that's where the idea for our wonderful, crazy, ocs came from. and other than that please Read & Review, tell us your thoughts! :D