Chapter 1

Dino Medals & eBay

AN-Hey guys! Heres meh first fic, so enjoy!

ASFJerome: CAN I BE IN IT?

Me: …..

The day that the adventure started that made me save the world countless times, get a girlfriend, and give me freaking dinosaurs was a normal Saturday.

Hi. My name's Hunter Swaggins. Don't laugh. I bet you have a weird name, too(I doubt it, but still). Anyway, I was watching TV that day. Let's start from there….

"Gravity Falls will be right back, on Disney Channel" the TV blared. I was lying on the couch. I had a red shirt on and really red hair. My shorts and crown were dark gray, while my shoes were black. "Do you like dinosaurs?" the TV asked, with a picture of a tropical island in the background. "Yeah" I muttered. "Do you wish you owned some and controlled them?" it asked. "Woah" I said. Was this commercial going where I think it was going? "Then come over to Vivosaur Island! Where the fossils of ancient beasts lay asleep in the ground! Either watch intense Fossil Battles, or become a Fossil Fighter yourself!". The TV went on about some travel stuff, and I bolted into the kitchen. "MOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMM OMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMMOMMMOMOMMOMMOMMO MMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOM!"

I yelled. "Woah!" my mom said as she was cooking dinner. She has blonde hair pulled into a bun, a light green shirt, a dark green sweater, navy blue pants, and pink slippers. "Calm down. What is it?". "THERESTHISPLACECALLEDVIVOSAURISLANDANDYOUCANGETDI NOSAURSANDFIGHTWITHTHEMIWANNAGOSOBADPLEAAAAAAASE!" I yelled. "SLOW. DOWN." My mom said. So I explained it to her. "Hmmmmmm…" she mumbled. "Ask your dad.". "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled. My dad was more likely to win the lottery then let me do that!

"Ask him," my mom threatened. "Or you won't go at all.". So I naturally sprinted into my dad's room. "DADADADADADADADADADADADDADAADADADADADADADADADADAD ADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADAD!" I yelled. "Can I go to Vivosaur Island?!". "What the heck is Vivosaur Island?" my dad asked. He has tousled black hair, glasses, a gray t-shirt, gray shorts and black sneakers. So, I had to explain it to him, too. "Well, if it's OK with your mother-" he started. I didn't hear the rest because I was already downstairs. "DAD SAID I COULD!" I yelled. "Well, if it's OK with dad, it's OK with me." Mom said. I'm not sure what happened next. I may have gotten so I excited I forgot. Most likely I fainted. When I woke up, it was getting dark out. I could tell I was supposed to be in bed, but I went on my computer and went on eBay. I then searched, "Cheap Dino Medals". None of them were cheap. The cheapest one was about 500 bucks. I kept looking, and looking, and looking until I found one that was a godsend. It was only 50 bucks. I ordered it immediately, not even looking at the medal or the description. I shut down the computer and jumped into my bed. I didn't sleep at all.

The next morning, I got up, sprinted down the stairs, and out the front door. There was nothing there. I looked in the mailbox. Nothing there, either. So, I went back inside and saw my mom and dad glaring at me. "Uhhhhhhh…..hi?" I said. "Did you happen to BUY anything last night?" my mom asked. Uh, oh… I thought. "Like, I don't know, a Dino Medal?". "Umm, yes?" I squeaked. "You should be lucky we already bought tickets to go." My dad said. "Or else we wouldn't be going.". "I'MSOSORRYIJUSTREALLYWANTEDMYOWNSPECIALVIVOSAURPL EASELETMEGOPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!" I yelled. My parents just stood there, confusion on their faces. "Wow," my dad said. "I didn't know you cared that much.". "This is your last chance." My mom said. "OK!" I yelled, and I ran into my panting for about ten minutes, I searched YouTube for Fossil Battles and was surprised to see a ton of videos already. I picked one that was called 'Rosie Richmond versus Captain Travers'. Captain Travers was a tall man with a straw hat, a Hawaiian shirt, light gray shorts, a big nose and sandals. He had what was called a 'Goyo', a relatively small dinosaur that looked like Pachycephalasaurus, with a big, dome shaped, rainbow colored head and a sleek blue and green body. The other competitor, which I guessed was Rosie, had a light pink archaeologist's hat, pink hair, pink eyes, a pink tank top, a pink skirt and pink shoes, and pink gloves. She had a Siamo, which was built like a T-Rex, was red with a few black markings, a pale yellow underbelly, and a blue feather sticking out of it's head. Captain Travers yelled "Rock Head on Siamo!", and the Goyo head butted Siamo. Then Rosie yelled "Siamo Fang on Goyo!", and Siamo bit Goyo. Goyo turned white and disappeared. When I looked at where it was, a small medal with a picture of a Goyo was there. "ROSIE WINS!" the announcer yelled, and the crowd went wild. The Siamo also turned into a medal, and the video ended. I watched more videos until it started getting dark, and then it occurred to me that pretty much all the videos had Rosie in them. I shook aside the thought, and went to sleep.

The next day, I did the same thing I did the last morning. There was nothing there. I looked in the mailbox, and in it was a box about the size of a Dino Medal. I sprinted faster than I thought possible to my room. I ripped open the box, and inside was…..a new pair of glasses for my dad. I glumly brought them to my dad and went on the computer. I looked up vivosaurs on Wikipedia. Their was a list of all the vivosaurs, along with what was called Support Effects and their moves. My favorite vivosaur their was Guan, short for Guanlong. He looked like a cross between a Velociraptor and a T-Rex. He was dark red, with a lot of black markings, and a single crest on his head. According to the Wiki, he was a Fire Type, and if I understood correctly, he had amazing support effects. But best of all, one of his moves allowed him to transform into a T-Rex! A T-Rex was also red with a lot of black markings, and had fire-colored feathers around his head and down his back. Also, he had top-notch attack. I then wondered what vivosaur I ordered online. Maybe, if he was lucky, it was a Guan. The rest of the day, I watched some more Fossil Battles, and once it got dark, went to bed.

I dreamed that I was running through a big field, with vivosaurs coming along and roaring. The sky was perfect, with light, puffy clouds. Then, a voice yelled, "HUNTER!". I whipped around and saw nothing. "HUNTER!" it said again. I woke up, startled, and saw my mom standing over me, smiling. She held out a small medal with a dinosaur on it and said "I think this is for you.".

Me: YAY! HUNTER GOT HIS MEDAL!

ASFJerome: YAY! ASFJerome got put in the story!

Me: No.

ASFJerome: Yes!

Me: NO!

ASFJerome : Grrrrrrrrrr…..

5 minutes later…..

Me: REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO GET OUT OF THIS TOILET! PLZ!

ASFJerome: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!