Fiona turned on the camera as it was taping me, wearing my black Invader Zim shirt with pants, and a smile on my face.
"My name's Leah Roberts, and this is the Human Bullet," I said as Shrek had tape and two skateboards in his hands, taping them on my stomach and back.
"I can't believe you're gonna do this," Fiona said, looking at the steep hill that I was going to go down then back at me, "You know, you have a slim chance in not kmaking it at the bottom."
I put on my helmet and began to put on the skates on my knees still smiling. "I know. But that's what makes it better." Then, I saw Fiona's friends, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and Cinderella walk up to where I was standing.
"What are you doing?" Sleeping Beauty asked as Fiona continued to videotape everything. Even her princess friends.
"Leah's gonna go down that hill," Fiona pointed as her friends looked at the street hill, then at me.
"You know you might not make it to the bottom in one piece," Snow White told me.
"I know." I walk up to the street and took a deep breath, "Well, here I go." I get on my hands and knees, and began to ride down the street with Fiona's help by pushing me.
I was doing fine until a moving carriage in the way as I laid flat on my stomach with the skateboard on, going under it, seeing some people in the way when I turned the curb. "Out of the way! Human Bullet coming through!" I yelled as people moved out of the way when they saw me flying by. I thought I was going to make it at the bottom until the front wheel of my skateboard broke off, making me spin out of control, and hit the store wall head on.
Shrek and the other princesses saw this, and ran down the hill.
"Leah, are you alright?" Fiona asked as I layed on the ground and took of the helmet that had blood on it, along with some blood running down my head with a smile on my face.
"Yeah, I think," I said, seeing the paramedics come with a stretcher, "Did you get all of that?"
"Yeah. Even the part with you hitting the wall." The people with the stretcher came out of the truck and picked me up, seeing that Fiona was still taping this.
"I'm Leah Roberts, and the Human Bullet just crashed," I said.
To be continued