* 182,000 humans die from celestia-related accidents every year.
* 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend princess celestia as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
* A duck s quack does not echo. princess celestia is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why she will simply stare at you, grimly.
* A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to princess celestia and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
* A high tide means princess celestia is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by chuck norris pissing his pants.
* A study showed the leading causes of death in the world are: 1. Heart disease, 2. princess celestia, 3. Cancer
* humans do exist. They re just waiting for princess celestia to die before they attack.
* humans DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that princess celestia is on.
* Bullets dodge princess celestia
* princess celestia always has sex on the first date. Always.
* Princess celestia can be unlocked on the hardest level of mortal kombat. But only princess celestia is skilled enough to unlock herself... but ice assassin ace has unlocked her but said "shes more overpowered than onaga in mortal kombat deception"
* Celestia can beat the chuck norris in a staring contest.