Vanellope's Transformed Life: Dark of the Moon

by fanfic trap

A couple of years that Kyle and Vanellope had been with the Autobots and NEST. But they're going to a new alien adventure with new people and people from the past, when an Autobot from the past returns and starts a situation, which becomes a war and all answers will be . . . revealed.

1. Prologue

Alright, here it is, people. Dark of the Moon. I'll give you the Movies and TV shows that will be parodied. Starting with the main ones:

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Gravity

Carrie (2013 remake)

Monsters University

Aliens in the Attic

Home Alone

Saw

Now, to the minor ones:

RV

The Last Mimzy

Despicable Me 2

American Horror Story: Murder House

South Park

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Drake & Josh

CSI: Miami

The Andy Milonakis Show

I think that's about it.

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Chapter 1: Prologue

(Optimus Prime's POV)

We were once a peaceful race of intelligent, mechanical beings. But then... came the war, between the Autobots who fought for freedom and the Decepticons who dreamt of tyranny. Overmatched and outnumbered, our defeat was all but certain.

(POV Off)

The Autobots and Decepticons were fighting in the war and ships were flying by.

(Optimus Prime's POV)

But in the war's final days, one Autobot ship escaped the battle. It was carrying a secret cargo, which would have changed our planet's fate. A desperate mission. Our final hope.

A hope . . . that vanished.

(POV Off)

In 1961, NASA had found out that a UFO has crashed on the dark side of the Moon. The NASA director told someone who called SecDef.

In the White House, The President of the USA was told about the UFO in the Moon. Kennedy said that it's gonna take a couple of years to see what's on the Moon.

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In 1969, Astronauts Ryan Stone, Matt Kowalski, and a few others were in the spacecraft and they were ready for liftoff.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. All engines running. Liftoff. We have a liftoff"

The spacecraft was lifted up to space for a couple of minutes. They were all in space and was next to the U.S Satellite so they can fix it, due to a Russian missile that caused it.

They started to fix it but a bunch of objects came by and hit on the satellite. Ryan and Matt flew off from the satellite, due to another object. As they were floating off, they landed on the dark side of the Moon. They both got up and they see a giant ship that crashed.

They bounced to the crashed ship and they went inside. They looked around the ship and Ryan wipes off thw dust off something.

"My God" said Ryan

"What is it?" said Matt

"It's some sort of giant metal face" Ryan said

Matt starts talking through his radio.

"Control, we are in a ship. Extensive damage. Way too big to check the entire ship. Everything's dead in here, Houston. No signs of life anywhere. These things are massive"

"We copy. You've got seven minutes on your oxygen. We are not alone after all, are we?"

"No, sir" Matt answered. "We're not alone"

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On Earth, the President of the USA was talking to the two astronauts.

"Hello, Ryan and Matt. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Oval Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made. I just can't tell you how proud we all are of you. For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives. Because of what you have done, the heavens have become a part of man 's world. For one priceless moment in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one. One in their pride in what you have done. It inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace, and tranquillity, to Earth"