"Hey Dean," Sam whispers as he turns on the Hotel light. "Dean! Castiel is here. And he has a case."
Dean jerks awake. He looks around for a moment before he begins talking. "Dammit Cas," Dean says as he rubs his eyes. "You had to wake us up at 2 in the freaking morning?"
"I'm sorry Dean, but this couldn't wait."
There was a long pause where everybody just stared at each other.
"Well Cas? What's the case?" Dean asks with a "what are you waiting for" stare.
"It's been happening for quite a while now, but I never said anything because I didn't believe it was anything important till now."
"Dammit Cas, just get to the point!"
"Version of us three have been popping up all over the World. They meet at a place in Cleveland Ohio. They only difference is, you and I are married Dean. Every single clone of us three, these other Castiels and Deans are married and Sam is a college studen-"
"Woah. Hold on a second Cas. You're saying that you've known about this for how long?" Dean asks with the most judgemental look.
"I've known for 8 months, 9 days, 17 hours, 48 minutes, and 12 seconds."
"Fuck Cas. Why didn't you tell us this sooner?"
"I thought it was a glit-"
"Woah Cas. Why are your wings so spread out?" Sam asks, looking confused. Castiel doesn't answer the question, he just begins to blush. As Sam and Dean get dressed Castiel disappears. Ten minutes later Cas appears with two rings, wedding rings.
"Here Dean," Castiel says as he hands Dean the blue ring. "We must wear these in order to fit in with the rest of them."
"Wait. Why?"
"Like I said Dean. These clones of us are married while Sam is a college boy. We're going to go to their meeting place and blend in. These are the rings all of them are wearing. So wear the ring."
Dean wipes his face with his hand.
"There's no way out of this is there?"
Sam chuckles in the background.
"Something funny bitch?"
"No, it's just you guys have both had a crush on each other for some time. I just think it's funny that you guys have to pretended to be married and don't call me that jerk."
Dean begins to blush as he glares at Sam.
"I have not had a crush on Cas."
"Well your blushing cheeks say otherwise."
"Shut up," Dean says as he punches Sam in the arm.
"Ow." Sam says as he begins to giggle. Dean eventually agrees to wear the ring and go to Cleveland, Ohio with Castiel as a married couple. To be completely honest, Dean wanted to go on with this plan. He just didn't want anyone to know that.