Title: Queen of Hearts.
Author: choiheeyeonnie.
Rating: M.
Genre: Humor/Romance.
Length: Chaptered.
Disclaimer: This is obviously a 'fanfiction' site, wherein people love to unleash their imaginations right? After the hang-over watching the 'anime' or reading a 'manga.' I don't own Kuroko no Basket, it belongs to the rightful owner which is Tadatoshi Fujimaki, literally.
Author's Note: After watching Kuroko no Basket (repeatedly), I decided to create a fanfic where it features Kuroko Tetsuya and Momoi Satsuki! And yes, I fucking ship them. I was so disappointed that I don't even see many doujinshis or fanfics of them, so I decided to write one. I was endlessly thinking of this plot, but I'm not even sure if I can finish stories. Since, I have a bad habit of not updating for shit.

Please forgive me if this has a lot of errors, I will soon fix them when I finished. Also, I'm not that skilled in writing an 'M' fiction and I'm not that confident yet on my English Skills. But since, I'm a thirsty hoe for M, I will do this. So, please, bear with me. WARNING: Full of weirdness at any kinds of level lol.
Summary: She was titled as the Queen of Hearts, as if she's a sneaky thief who steals hearts of everyone without stealing them. Wait, scratch everyone, use strikethrough. There's a certain enigmatic person who doesn't really give shit on her, his name was Kuroko Tetsuya.
OST (Official Soundtrack): None.

Prologue: Queen of Hearts.

"Look! There she is! It's Momoi-sama!" One of them exclaimed, there's a lot of transfer students who're wondering why everyone is crowding on the school's gate. Lately, some of them heard a lot of Momoi Satsuki's name who was the epitome of beauty. Although that seems to be exaggerating, but it's only a painful truth for those who looked peasants.

They anticipated this truth, but they were also stunned to the beauty who appeared in front of their eyes. It feels like their eyes were cleansed by the impure sights. She was like walking on a red-carpet having her attend to a grand event like Miss Universe or something. For them, she can actually defeat a lot of Beauty Queens that represent their own countries even with ot without Q&A, Cat Walk, etc. Portions. They thought, Momoi Satsuki should represent their country, the Great Japan! They were shook, and went bald after seeing her, even cuties of this school were look like peasants because Momoi Satsuki was here.

Even if they were to fashion her terrible clothes, she can pull it off. Even if she made different dorky faces, she's still a beauty. For them, no one can beat Momoi Satsuki when it comes to beauty. They treated her like a goddess, and now titled her as the 'Queen of Hearts'.

Momoi expected something like this would happen again, everyday people came to look of what she'll do. Every school gives her a title, but this time it's a Queen of Hearts. Instead of being happy, she wasn't really happy about this. Everyone draws their attention to her, she wondered if there's even a person who existed in this world who doesn't give a shit on her. How she wanted to scream on the top of her lungs that she doesn't give a shit to those persons who treated her as if she's almost like a God. She's no God, she was only a human, it's not like that she was special or anything. Besides, she had a negative sides, she's a terrible cook—almost using that food for poison to kill people, she can be an excellent mafia like B*anchi of K*tekyo H*tman R*born who uses Poison Cooking to assassinate her targets.

But these people didn't really cared about her negative side, as long as she possess this kind of beauty her negative sides were thrown away easily. For her, this beauty is such a curse, not a blessing. It was a blessing of curse—complicated right? Anyway, moving on, let's go back to our Protagonist's demise. She hoped she could just live as a normal person without people who gives an attention to her, just because of her ethereal beauty. But she couldn't do anything, if this is her fate, she must painfully accept it because she was created as their goddess.

Not until she encountered that fateful day, where it was all typical happening and she expected nothing will change around the school, but later on she found herself in the Guidance's Office, together with a certain enigmatic person who doesn't falter with his blank expression.

"I knew it was all intentional! Why don't you already admit it!?" Momoi retorted. She looks completely seethed, how come he couldn't show any expression that he strongly defended himself. Momoi didn't knew how she ended up with this kind of predicament.

"Like I said, it wasn't intentional. Momoi-san." He defended himself calmly instead of showing any expression like he was pissed that she accused him which she wasn't really sure if it was intentional or not. But because Momoi saw this person looks like he doesn't give a shit on her, she eventually accused him to doing THAT. He should have at least expression! And what's with the –san suffix!? Mostly people regard her as a –sama, now this person gets on her nerves.

How ironic she wished that someone wouldn't notice her or don't give a fuck on her, but how did it turned out like this!? She met a person who has a deadpan emotion. It didn't helped her at all! This is way worst than people who gives her an attention, it's almost like this person doesn't care about anything at all. Most of all, he's unpredictable—she doesn't even know what he's thinking so you have to ply a guess game to this enigmatic person. Even if he's a puzzle piece, certainly, Momoi can't solve it. Her wish change on that, because of that blank face, it feels like he's mocking her.

If you're wondering what did happened, let's take a review of what really happened. Is it intentional or not?

"Ey, Satsuki why don't you get rid of your peasants? It's always a pain in the morning." Her childhood friend, that can be considered as her best friend already. Aomine Daiki, who was also popular to girls, but mostly Momoi is popular than him.

Momoi sighs, "I wish I could, but it's better to ignore them."

Walking to enter the school, it was like a flash that Momoi found herself wet with an unpleasant scent. She was certain that this is a dirty water. She shrieked in disgust, how did this happen on her peaceful morning!?

"Oh, I deeply apologize for my careless action, Momoi-san." Plus, there's a voice that came out of nowhere which made her startled that there's a person beside her. She looked at him, he possess a sky-blue hair with a blank face that you couldn't think what he was even thinking!

"This was your intention, I say!"

And that's what happened, that's why it was settled inside the Guidance's Office.

"Give me a break! It was all your intention!"

"If you insist so, but I couldn't give you a break, it's still class time. And besides, like I said it wasn't intentional. I was just simply carrying a bucket filled with disgusting water, and I tripped, that's all." Momoi's veins pops out on her forehead's temple. How could he answer without changing his voice tone, it all remained monotone.

"Why are you even carrying it!?" Momoi asked, a hint of impatience to hear his answer.

Kuroko shrugged his shoulder, "I don't know."

"Ha!? You—"

"Alright, that's enough of you two, this is some sort of childish blame Momoi Satsuki." The Guidance Counselor finally started to speak, debuting to this story's appearance. Splendid. "The thing happened already, and besides this person already said himself so that it wasn't intentional." Momoi can't believe how this Guidance Counselor favored that person more than her. But wait, why is she even thinking in that way!?

Now this was all settled, it's time for them to return to the classroom. Before the person can move, Momoi pulled him trapping him to the wall. Their face are so close, that one of them move they can touch their plump lips. Momoi is quite pissed that this person doesn't show an emotion, although many people wants her to slam them on the wall. Trapping them like inside the spider web. Why this person doesn't show how happy he was trapped by a certain Queen of Hearts, Momoi Satsuki.

"Hey, mind giving me your name?" She asked with a flirtatious smile. She believes in this weapon, she can make any men's heart beat faster.

"Uhm, it's actually on my uniform's name plate." Eh? Momoi can feel how hot her face was. Everything she expected are all opposite when it comes to him. This is too embarrassing. How come she didn't realized all of their uniforms possess a name plate of their names. She backs her step, as if she released him on her trap. She looked on the name plate, it clearly states his name: Kuroko Tetsuya.

Attempting to regain her composure from feeling embarrassed. "I'm not yet done with you, Kuroko Tetsuya. You better remember this day!" With that Momoi walked away to the person who debuted his name, Kuroko Tetsuya. She's heading back to her classroom, now her day was already doomed. For the first time, she went to the Guidance Office and tasted the feeling of being late in the class. It feels terrible, of course she would blame Kuroko Tetsuya for it.

Kuroko didn't respond at what she have said, but instead he starts to walk without noise as if he was a ghost to where Momoi was heading. It seems like the noise was silenced by him. Momoi ,of course, wasn't aware that Kuroko was also walking behind her.

When finally Momoi reached her door's classroom, she slides it. It revealed her classmates and her Japanese Literature teacher. The teacher looked at her sharply, but she didn't even noticed that Kuroko was beside Momoi nor Momoi or his classmates.

"Good morning, Misaki-sensei." Kuroko greeted his teacher politely with his usual monotone voice.

That made Momoi surprised as if Kuroko appeared out of nowhere. She made a screaming sound, Misaki—their Japanese Literature teacher plus their classmates are all startled.

"Y-You! When did you—"

"Momoi Satsuki, Kuroko Tetsuya you two, will you take your seats already? Or you want to be punished?" Their teacher was now enveloped by a dark and intimidating aura, which the two of them obliged quickly.

They witnessed how Misaki can be scary when it comes to 'punishment'. One time, there's this day where a student disrespected her and didn't listened to her warning, all of the second year students were punished by giving them a task relating to a research paper. It should have 10,000 words, Arial Font-Style, 0.5 Margins, etc. It was sure a pain to do those kind of things. And by instinct, Kuroko or Momoi wouldn't want that—for short their class didn't want that to happen.

After the hellish class, break time's in, Momoi danced her eyes around to look for Kuroko. Mostly, she doesn't believe that a Kuroko Tetsuya who splashed her with a disgusting water is her classmate. Momoi can't help but to question herself more that: "How did he became my classmate!?", "Since when!?", "You're kidding right!?", "Why nobody mentions or notices him!?", etc.

There's only a one thing she should do to answer all those kind of questions, of course is to ask the others. Although, she doesn't communicate with others except for Aomine who was in the different section, because everyone here treats her like a God. But except for one person, Kuroko.

"Um, excuse me." Momoi tried to communicate with the two girls who are talking to each other while they're holding a carton of yogurt-fruit juice. Of course the two girls looked who spoke to them, they were astounded that a Momoi Satsuki who was an epitome of beauty that can match any girls, not even a Miss Universe can crush her like a cockroach—she was a butterfly, perhaps, even better than the butterfly!?

The two girls tried their best to hide their excitement, "Y-Yes?" One stuttered, Momoi already predicted this, after all humans are easy to read. She believed that she had a 'woman's intuition', but remembering Kuroko. She seethed her teeth in her mind, she thought that Kuroko was a big fuck you to her woman's intuition. How dare him!

"Do you know Kuroko Tetsuya?" The two girls wondered for a second before they can give Momoi an answer.

"Sorry to disappoint you Momoi-sama, but we don't know a person named Kuroko Tetsuya." Momoi could drop her jaw at what the two girls replied.

They don't know him!? Impossible! After all, he was our classmate, right!? How come around her doesn't notice Kuroko at all? She's truly confused. Was hiding presence is possible? But how? What's his secret?

Ignoring the two girls, she decided to walk outside to find Kuroko at their break time. She wondered where Kuroko would spend his time when it's break time? He's silent, lacking-presence, and most of all he always wear that deadpan expression. She wondered if there's anything to break that face. Surely she hated how she's getting attention, but she felt it's more loathing when a person doesn't show any feelings at all. Like, is that even a human?

If Kuroko Tetsuya have those kind of traits, Momoi can describe that as a Library. Library are quiet and had its eerie aura. Students rarely goes to Library, and it's silent. A perfect way to describe the man—library. After a few steps, she saw the sign that indicates that it was called 'Library'.

This is only her speculation, but she was feeling that he went here to spend the break time. When she entered the room, she look everything sharply to find Kuroko within her own eyes. But no one was even here. What the heck?

Since she couldn't find him, she decided to walk inside to find some interesting books on the shelves. What book should she even read? About their next subject? Or maybe something else? Like novel books?

There's a pink book that caught her eyes. It looks like her hair color's, but when she attempted to reach it, it's out of her reach. Her tried to tip-toe to reach it, but it's not use. Her toes are trembling, she couldn't hold it any longer that she lost her balance after landing her feet back from the surface. She closed her eyes, she's going to fall right?

But she opened her eyes when she doesn't felt the floor slapped her face. She didn't fell!? Her skin can feel a cloth, she raised her head to see who it was. A sky-blue haired—Kuroko Tetsuya, seeing him close like this felt a hard thump pierced in her heart. She felt her face burning, as she stepped away from him and avoiding to look at him.

I-Is he handsome like that!? No, what am I thinking! He's a simple looking! I repeat simple looking! N-No! Maybe far than simple looking! There's no way he's handsome. HA-HA-HA. The latter could swear that Momoi is acting all weird, mumbling and laughing all by herself.

"Are you reaching for this?" Kuroko pointed. Momoi didn't even replied, but he casually reached for it. He reached it since his height plus with his arms did it. "Eh? I didn't expected that you're interested in this kind of book, Momoi-san." Momoi cocked her eyebrow for what Kuroko said.

She turned around to see the book that interested her since it's color pink. She can almost die in embarrassment at the same time she's surprised that it's that kind of book! Now, she learned her lesson that not every color looks like it looks to be.

"W-WHAT!? I-I'm not interested in those kind of books!" She wanted to retreat away from this. She wanted to look her reflection on the mirror if she's answering Kuroko normally, but that doesn't seem the case.

"But you're reaching for it." Kuroko still handing it to Momoi.

First, what book was that? Now wondering the answer? It's simple, the book was half-wrapped by a pink wrapper. When Kuroko went to get it, the book's over wasn't fully wrapped, he saw the book, it was F*fty Sh*des of Gr*y.

Momoi had a brilliant idea, what if she uses this advantage? She wondered how Kuroko will be surprised when she said she's interested to it? Will that break Kuroko's stupid deadpan face? Oh, imagining him flustered or blush would be excellent!

"Let's say, what if am I interested, Kuroko-kun?" When she dropped that question, that's time that she ever felt regret of asking it. She widened her eyes in shock, when she saw how Kuroko's deadpan expression changed into a devious smirk—0 to 100 percent real quick.

No, this is wrong! This is not what I've expected in my intuition! I thought he would blush or be flustered or something! But what's this? Even though he showed emotion instead of that stupid deadpan face, this is what I even like!

What's the meaning of this!? I don't like that smirk, something say I should stay away from him! That's what my intuition says!

"Momoi-san," When did he get this close to Momoi!? He whispered with a delicate voice on her ears—that delicate could be so deceiving. Which made Momoi shivered with it, she's sensitive in that part. Her face, it's getting hot. "Do you want us to act like what happened to this novel? Me as Chr*stian Gr*y, you as my An*tasia St**le?" She widened her eyes when she felt a cold hands slide inside her skirt smoothly rubbing her right thigh.

She tightly clenched her eyes. Her heart's beat is acting all weird, it's loud since it's silent inside the library—she doesn't want him to hear it. There's only the two of them. She finally collected her thoughts and pushed Kuroko away with her might.

"Wh-What do you think you're doing!?" She doesn't know anymore, but the only thing that came up into her mind. It was Kuroko Tetsuya who shake her heart up like that. She doesn't even know what kind of feeling was that! It pissed her off, annoyed her, angered her, etc. She swear she never felt enraged like this before.

"Did that acting made you pleased, Momoi-san?" He's back to his usual self, that trademark expressionless emotion with a monotone voice.

"Wha—Don't mess with me!" Now, she's all confused.

That was his acting!? But it seems real and different than himself! This person, he makes me agitated! All I know he's messing around with me! So what happened back there are all intentional all along!? Okay, calm the fuck down Momoi Satsuki, you're cool. My woman's intuition is the best!

Ahhh! Fuck this! What happened to me!? This person… he's a real deal of a true enigma.

"That wasn't an answer, Momoi-san."

"Enough! You're messing with me, aren't you?" This is only her option to ask him directly of what he did, since her intuition was debunked. "You're interested to me aren't you!?" Momoi was given a hope by her question!

"That's not true at all Momoi-san."

Both of them heard a loud sound, it's a bell. Indicating that the break time's over. Momoi was distracted that when she looked back to Kuroko, he's gone. She's surprised once again. She's sure she wasn't done dealing with that guy!

This time, she's sure that maybe Kuroko was interested to her. And that she'll observe what he will do for tomorrow!

…

to be continued…