Here's my rewritten version of What they never knew. America will still be blind, but they won't find out right off the bat like last time. And the way the states are found out is different too. They will also look different and possibly have different names, Pennsylvania, I know for certain, will not though.

Updates should be fairly regular, it all depends on my Mom's constant nagging, school, sports, and whether or not my laptop decides to crash on me again. So if its a while between what should be weekly updates, you know why and I don't need to explain in an A/U.

Next, translations. Some in the previous version were wrong as a reviewer kindly pointed out to me. Thanks to that reviewer. But they will be right this time. Names will also join the translations at the bottom with the closing A/U I usually have. Words per chapter will always be around 1,000-2,000, I can never write over that for whatever reason.

This should be a lot better than the last one and I hope that you enjoy it, although the set-up will be very different, it should be less confusing. I think that's all I need to tell you for now... wait! I'm using the nations' accents so tell me if they're wrong so I can correct them or just decide not to use them at all. Ok, that's it for sure now.

So please enjoy, I own nothing except my version of the states!

"Italy! Sit down! England und France, stop fighting!" Germany yelled, trying to get the meeting under control. He was about to shout again when someone's phone, effectively shutting everyone up. They looked around and found America digging through his pockets to find his phone. Surprisingly, the ringtone had nothing to do with heroes, causing a lot of the nations to be a bit confused.

"Yellow, what can I do for ya?" was his casual answer. The person on the other side of the phone said something and America got a bit pale. "Aww shit. I'm screwed aren't I?"

They looked at the young superpower in confusion when the doors burst open and 5 teenagers came through. America shot up and ran out the other door. At least he tried, they tackled him before he could open the door.

"Daddy!" they shouted as they brought him to the ground. The teens all started talking at once, making it impossible to tell who was talking about what. Canada stood in shock an surprise, knocking Russia off his lap in the process. (That's an absolutely hilarious image!) The others looked at the arctic nation that had been knocked down and, for once, saw Canada, realizing Russia had been sitting on the quiet nation the whole time.

"Al, why are they here?"

"That's what I wanna know." the American groaned out. "One of you is digging into my kidney, off."

They carefully got off an quieted down. They other nations from the meeting also finally remembered the teenagers had called America 'Daddy' and started shouting.

"What did they mean 'Daddy'!?"

"Who are they!?"

"What the hell are they doing here!?"

"SHUT UP!" America screamed. "I'll tell you if you shut up and calm down. But first I need to take care of these guys." He pointed to the teens and asked why they were here.

"Hawaii roasted seven pigs!"

"D.C. made all the girls wear skirts!"

"Texas got really pissed!"

"The first 13 got locked in the basement!"

"And Alaska and Mass teamed up to get Maine to become one with Mass again!"

"...Not as bad as I originally thought, but all 13 are locked in the basement? I find that hard to believe. Unless something else happened."

"Yeah, D.C. again. She tied, gagged, and knocked them out before throwing them down. Tied with chains though, not rope."

"...She knows she's screwed later, right?"

"Not sure. But she should."

America ran his hand through his hair and rubbed his temples, going home would not be fun. "Alright, go home and I'll be there as soon as I get this mess sorted out."

They nodded and left quietly, not sparing a single glance at the stunned nations as they walked out the door. The nations heard America mumble something about collapsing once the day was over.

"So America, who vere zhose kids und vhy did zhey call you daddy?" Germany asked.

"They're my kids, well, states to be more precise. But I call them my kids anyway."

"WHAT!?" The whole room erupted into uproar hearing America's states were personified. It wasn't right nor was it possible.

"SHUT UP! If you wanna know why they're personified I don't know or care for that matter. If you wanna meet the rest of them then come to my house tomorrow at 9 and I'll get them to introduce themselves. If you don't then just go home cause this will probably take up the rest of the week between them introducing themselves and the possible fights between them."

They nodded an went home, there was no point in continuing a meeting when no one would be anywhere near focused on the task on hand. They left in groups, each of them being handed a piece of paper with an address on it and directions on how to get there from the meeting building.

"I wonder what they'll be like. What do you think Angleterre?"

"Stupid frog, what makes you think I care?"

Well, 13 of zhem were originally your's, so I assumed you would be curious."

"Oh shut it."

"So I was right?"

"I SAID SHUT IT!"

"Germany, Japan! What do you think the states will-a be like?"

"I do not know, but I do not think it vill be fun."

"Hai, I agree with Germany-san."

"Ve~, why-a not?"

"Zhey vould be miniature versions of us nations, zherefore vould share our tendencies to argue und fight. Zhat's vhy it would not be fun."

"Oh! Then I-a wonder how America acts around them."

"So do I Italy. It vould be razher interesting to find out."

"I wourd think he acts more mature. He has shown us he can before after arr."

"Ja, I agree vith you Japan."

"Lovi! I can't wait to see how the states act! I can't wait to see my little colony again either! What about you Lovi?"

"Shut up tomato bastard!"

"But Lovi~!"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT BASTARDO SPAGNOLO!"

Alright, that's all for chapter one! I decided not to put in what the states that interrupted look like because they'll be coming back later anyway. So no names down here yet. This was mostly talking but that's fine with me. This story's gonna have a lot of talking anyway.

But here are the translations for you guys so you don't have to guess what they're saying (although I'm pretty sure some of you already know what some of the words mean).

French:

Angleterre - England

Japanese:

Hai - yes

German:

Ja - yes

Italian:

Bastardo spagnolo - Spanish bastard