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give a t, t, y

i'm petty all the time

Hi! My name is Roronoa Zoro! I like boys like I like my candy, bitter but have a soft, chewy inside. I'm a cannibal. But those are hard to find when you're busy being the kawaiiest swordsmen in all of the country, if not the world.

I don't know where I'm going with this, but yolo let's do this.

I first started my journey as the most sugoi sugoi wapanesie swordsman-chan in all of Finland, or Fineland as I like to call it cause I'm there , I met two boys named Johhny-kun and Yosakun (haha see what i did there i did to avoid typing out his whole name to make it shorter to save time but i contradicted it by telling you this) and they said that we should team up and become bounty hunters together, so I agreed.

But I later ditched them because they weren't sugoi enough. They were so hidoidoidoidoi boi boi dadoi doi boi!11one.

Later I got captured by da Marines! how scoory. OR SHOULD I SAY MORINES AMIRIGHT (like morons and marines haha i tried that was bad)

i was trying to like, save this child from a guy and his dog because she had a cute dress on and i wanted to ask her where she got it and if she died then i would never know! but then i was tied to a cross and sentenced for thirty days without food.

lIKe haIL nO

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY PERFECT BOOTY

so i killed myself

i die with the perfect bod

but then again

it takes a real to die man/woman/whatever these kids call it nowadays and then come back to life without actually dying (kudos if you get the ref)

so when i woke up there was this weird unstylish child asking me to join his crew and i was like "what no you are so unstylish" but then he came back with my "swords" and was covered in the blood of his enemies which made all three of my swords point up because he was carrying them that way and i so i decided to join his crew

his name was Floofy

okay we're skipping the unstylish wierdo's Pinocchio and Tsunami because we need to get to the hot yaoi's

who's name is a Sangay

and he was the bottom boy/uke/whatever you weebs call it nowadays of the century

and dat butt

but when we met he smashed several tables and almost killed a guy but that was pretty hot so i said hi and he was like 'who da hell are you" and i was like "yo future husband" and he gave me a really weird look but later joined out crew because he didn't bathe in squirrels like Floofy does.

I walked into the kitchen where he was making food, and said "HI MY WIFE" and he flipped out and dropped a hammer on his foot idk why he was even holding the thing and so i picked him up and carried him to da infirmary and after about two hours of really hot sobbing we played doctor and

yeah

we bathed in squirrels

the end

what have i done