I tried to make the dialogue as original as possible. This is my first Tourettes Guy fan fiction, so please go easy on me.
Tourettes Guy and son go to Canobie Lake Park in Ohio, where the son wants to go on the roller coaster.
"Dad, can I go on the Yankee Cannonball?" asks the son.
"No!" answers Danny.
"Oh, com'on! It's really awesome!" says the son.
"I don't think it's as good as DICK!" yells Danny.
Cut to: Roller coaster
Danny is seen in the same car as his son and they ascend slowly.
"My lunch is gonna be fucked." says Danny.
The ride reaches the top and it falls straight down.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!" yells Danny.
As the ride continues, Danny starts to feel uncomfortable.
"My balls are stuck as FUCK!" yells Danny.
The camera snaps a photo. It angers Danny.
"Don't flash that shit in my face!" he yells.
Cut to: Carnival Game Gallery
Danny and his son go to play a water gun race. Danny begins squirting at the target and misses the first time.
"Aww, shit!" cusses Danny.
Danny loses by a close call.
"Holy shit!" yells Danny.
The kids start laughing.
Cut to: Park Restaurant
Danny and his son have some food.
"Dad, you can't go around swearing at everyone, you're gonna get kicked out!" says his son.
"I don't give a gazelle's limp COCK!" yells Danny.
Cut to: Arcade
Danny plays Star Wars Trilogy and loses.
"Insert more coins, dad!" says his son.
"How much is it to continue?" asks Danny.
"A dollar." answers the son.
Danny looks down and then pounds the panel.
"FUCK!" is heard throughout the entire arcade. Everyone stares at him.
END