The Last supper: Jesus's rampage
Parody
Jesus and his disciple drove over to taco bell and ordered.
Jesus: Yeah, I'll have 2 Chalupas, a dozen burritos and about six orders of French fries and 2 cokes.
His disciples all ordered the same thing, causing a slight panic as the hungry customers noticed the
burritos go missing. Jesus paid for the meal in Gold and left. The customers however, formed a mob and
blocked the road out, causing Jesus to use his powers to send molten rocks their way. The cars peeled
out. He was stopped by the police by caused the Hudson to turn to blood and flood the area.
He was cornered by the S.W.A.T vans but invoked the final plague and the commander dropped dead.
He was beset by copters and cars but caused darkness to envelope them.
Finally, god stepped down from heaven and dragged Jesus home by the ear. The resulting screams tore
A rift in space time and kickstarted the apocalypse 200 years early, sending the hungry disciples and half
the earth to heaven early. Jesus was grounded for a decade.