WeiB Kreuz ~ Wheel of Morality
Okay, disclaimer time.
Wheel of Morality: property of Warner Bros., Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
The WeiB boys: Not mine. although Yohji. * winks *
Yohji: * sweatdrop *
/ - /= Thoughts
* - * = Actions
Omi, Yohji and Aya drag a reluctant Ken onto the stage *
Omi: well, boys and girls, it's that time again!
* Farfarello appears, wrapped in a straitjacket *
Farfie: TIME TO HURT GOD!!!
Omi and the others: O.o
Omi: Uh, Schu?
Schuldig: Yes yes, I've got it. Continue.
* Farfie is dragged offstage, ranting maniacally *
Omi: Anyway, as I was saying, it's that time again!
Yohji: To shine our shoes?
Aya: To pick our bellybutton lint? / And who the hell writes this stuff? O.o /
Ken: To make loaves of bread and hit people over the head with them? /WTF? /
Omi: No, no. It's time for.*dramatic pause* The Wheel of Morality!
* Everyone else groans loudly *
Omi: * smiles and draws a curtain away behind him, revealing a HUGE wheel, similar to the Wheel of Fortune * Yep! And it's all thanks to our sponsors. * mutters * Miss Q. Winner and the good people of Fox network.
Aya: * mutters * Doomo, Miss Winner.
Omi: * dramatically spins the wheel * Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
* The wheel spins for a loooooooooong time.*
Aya: Get on with it, Tsukiyono!
*The wheel stops above a giant number 19 *
Omi: Moral number 19! And the moral of today's story is:
* A piece of paper pops out of a printer conveniently located next to the Wheel *
Omi: * reads aloud * Nagi loves Omi forever. * he turns beet-red. *
Nagi: * waves to the crowd *
*Farfarello can be heard ranting in the background * Nagi loving Omi hurts God! Thank you Nagi! Now on to killing toasters!!! Toasters!!! * Rant keeps going *
Omi: * is still bright red * Uh. good night everybody! * Blows a kiss *
~OWARI~
Notes: Okay, okay, this may not be my best fic. But please review it, as it gives me courage to write more. Hey, who knows? If people like this, maybe it'll be part of a series. * evil glint in her eye * This fic is dedicated to my best pal in the world, Washu. You know who you are. Thanks for introducing me to WeiB, AS, SMJ and all sorts of other things! * Grins *
I leave you with a quote: "If you believe there's a solution, you're part of the problem."- George Carlin
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Okay, disclaimer time.
Wheel of Morality: property of Warner Bros., Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
The WeiB boys: Not mine. although Yohji. * winks *
Yohji: * sweatdrop *
/ - /= Thoughts
* - * = Actions
Omi, Yohji and Aya drag a reluctant Ken onto the stage *
Omi: well, boys and girls, it's that time again!
* Farfarello appears, wrapped in a straitjacket *
Farfie: TIME TO HURT GOD!!!
Omi and the others: O.o
Omi: Uh, Schu?
Schuldig: Yes yes, I've got it. Continue.
* Farfie is dragged offstage, ranting maniacally *
Omi: Anyway, as I was saying, it's that time again!
Yohji: To shine our shoes?
Aya: To pick our bellybutton lint? / And who the hell writes this stuff? O.o /
Ken: To make loaves of bread and hit people over the head with them? /WTF? /
Omi: No, no. It's time for.*dramatic pause* The Wheel of Morality!
* Everyone else groans loudly *
Omi: * smiles and draws a curtain away behind him, revealing a HUGE wheel, similar to the Wheel of Fortune * Yep! And it's all thanks to our sponsors. * mutters * Miss Q. Winner and the good people of Fox network.
Aya: * mutters * Doomo, Miss Winner.
Omi: * dramatically spins the wheel * Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
* The wheel spins for a loooooooooong time.*
Aya: Get on with it, Tsukiyono!
*The wheel stops above a giant number 19 *
Omi: Moral number 19! And the moral of today's story is:
* A piece of paper pops out of a printer conveniently located next to the Wheel *
Omi: * reads aloud * Nagi loves Omi forever. * he turns beet-red. *
Nagi: * waves to the crowd *
*Farfarello can be heard ranting in the background * Nagi loving Omi hurts God! Thank you Nagi! Now on to killing toasters!!! Toasters!!! * Rant keeps going *
Omi: * is still bright red * Uh. good night everybody! * Blows a kiss *
~OWARI~
Notes: Okay, okay, this may not be my best fic. But please review it, as it gives me courage to write more. Hey, who knows? If people like this, maybe it'll be part of a series. * evil glint in her eye * This fic is dedicated to my best pal in the world, Washu. You know who you are. Thanks for introducing me to WeiB, AS, SMJ and all sorts of other things! * Grins *
I leave you with a quote: "If you believe there's a solution, you're part of the problem."- George Carlin
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