How Avatar should have ended

Note from Author: This story was basically born from a conversation I had with my best friend Stephen about the series finale. We both hated that Aang didn't kill the Firelord. I mean, it's not like death was a foreign concept to the show. And the lion-turtle thing was SO stupid. As such, enjoy this.

Summary: Aang didn't kill the Firelord, but somebody else did. Let's face it, we all knew HE was the real hero of the story.

Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, why the Hell would I be writing "fanfiction", as opposed to just making new episodes? Think dumbass!

It had been a long, hard battle, but finally Aang had defeated Ozai. The self-proclaimed "Phoenix King" was bound by Aang's earthen wrist-holds, and would soon, at long last, die.

Or at least that's what Aang had thought.

In the end, he hadn't been strong enough… No… He'd been too strong. He was too strong to stoop to the Firelord's level, and he'd simply turned away.

As Aang turned from Ozai, he heard the enraged man grumble, "Even with all the power in the world, you are still weak"

Aang had felt Ozai stomp into the ground to blast fire at him through the Earth, but he'd still been caught off guard. He moved as quickly as he could to counter, and successfully bound the Firelord again, making him wonder why he'd bothered letting him go in the first place. Focusing as hard as he could, he prepared to use his new power to remove Ozai's bending.

And then a black sword fell from the sky and impaled itself in Ozai's face.

"Hey Aang! Have you seen my sword? I dropped it up on the blimp!" Sokka shouted as he hobbled his way over to the Avatar.

"Sokka! You just killed the Firelord!"

"I did? Sweet!"

After that, a statue of Sokka was erected in Ba Sing Se. Sokka was pronounced chief of the Water Tribe (Both of them) and he got a handjob from Yue's younger sister, who was not as hot as Yue, but still pretty hot. Then the Earth King proclaimed him to be the real Avatar, despite his inability to bend. For some reason, Roku confirmed this, and Aang didn't have much of a problem with it. Aang was then commanded by Firelord Momo to remove Azula's bending so that she could be given to Sokka as a concubine, along with all of the Kyoshi warriors. Every day, Sokka had sex with the most beautiful women in the world and ate lots and lots of meat.

Oh yeah. And he got to keep his fucking awesome space sword.

And that's how I would've done it.