Pink And Black
It is a normal cloudy day in Ponyvill with a storm brewing. But there are two secret lovers having a picnic out in the meadows, one's name is pinkie pie, she is a pink earth pony with blue eyes and pink mane with balloons on her flank representing that she likes to party and is overly hyper. The other is a unicorn named Keith Lime pie; he is lime green with a blue mane and a burning piece of pie on his flank.
"Hey Keith lime did you bring the cupcakes or was I supposed to bring them?" Pinkie pie said with a giggle.
"What I thought you were supposed to bring them, For Celestial sake Pinkie pie you idiot what else did you forget", said the annoyed unicorn.
"Oh silly you think I actually forget my favorite food, you're a laugh Keith Lime Pie, and I'm not an idiot I'm a Pinkie Pie."
Keith lime pie laying down a blanket and whispered to himself "sometimes I hate you so much Pinkie Pie"
Pinkie Pie shoved a hoof full of cupcakes into her mouth and with her usual big smile "What was that I couldn't quit hear you"
Setting up the umbrella Keith yelled at Pinkie pie "Don't eat with your mouth full it's disgusting".
Right has the umbrella was set up their was a flash of lighting across the sky and a heavy down pour scaring Pinkie Pie into Keith Lime Pie's arms and that scared him.
"Dang it pinkie Pie" throwing her into the umbrella snapping it at the base and they are now getting soaked by the heavy downpour.
Keith stormed over to Pinkies body to find her knocked out. He punched her unconscious body and face and started screaming at her.
"I fucking hate you, you ruin everything how could anyone put up with you and how do you have friends they must be pretty stupid too, oh well you may have ruined the picnic for yourself but not me.
Keith used his magic to move Pinkie Pie's body onto the grass than held the umbrella to protect only him from the rain and started eating his sandwich and drinking both his and Pinkie Pies soda.
Pinkie Pie was knocked out for about an hour and when she awoke she was soaking wet, cold and felt like she's been in a boxing match while rain was hitting her hard.
Groggily asking Keith Lime Pie "What happened, why dose my head hurt, was I hit by lightning?"
"Umm yeah you were hit by lighting and I couldn't touch you without shocking me" clearly lying to Pinkie Pie and she was buying it because of her terrible head ach.
Pinkie Pie slightly annoyed that he didn't even bother to protect her from the rain asked "Well why didn't you bother covering me from the rain mister."
Thinking quickly he replied "Well the electricity would go away quicker if I let you sit out in the rain" this was clearly a lie and still Pinkie Pie still believed it.
Before Pinkie Pie could respond Kith suggested that they should return to his place to finish their date.
As they were walking back home in the rain Pinkie Pie didn't say a word about halve way there and this made Keith Lime Pie uneasy but happy at the same time.
"What's wrong I thought you liked picnics in a thunderstorm" Said Keith Lime Pie.
"Well it's I've never had a colt friend before and it's my job to make you happy and you don't seem very happy" Pinkie Pie looking at the ground with one eye because her left one was swollen.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that Pinkie but I am happy" Moving closer to Pinkie Pie and putting his hoof around her and whispered in her ear.
Pinkie faded smile turned into a big smile "Oh my, don't we need to be married to do that?"
"Nope in my book it's the forth date" Keith said slyly.
They both got excited and started galloping and they decided to race to Keith Lime Pie home so of course he won but this annoyed Pinkie Pie.
"Hey no fair I never been to your house before, Oh well it's just a game anyways right".
"Just hurry up and get inside, its bad enough that I'm tracking in mud myself" Keith Lime Pie just realizing about his messy house and how it was just bout to get messier.
Pinkie Pie bouncing in all happy now "okie dokie lokie"
Keith Lime Pie hatefully said "Stop saying that you sound retarted and you wonder why I don't want pony's thinking that ware dating" he wanted to hit her so hard but he kept his cool and smacked her on the flank really hard as she bounced passed him. This smack made Pinkie Pie squeal and left a big red mark on her flank.
This stung a lot for Pinkie Pie and she gritted her teeth in pain "Hey what was that for"?
"Oh I like it rough Pinkie and so will you if you want to keep me happy got it" Keith Lime Pie closing the door and wiping mud off his hooves.
"Okie dokie lokie" said Pinkie Pie with her usually smile.
Keith Lime Pie wanted to murder Pinkie Pie now so instead her threw the clump of muddy towel at her and said "wash up honey and I'm assuming you want a tour of my home" and he walked over to the kitchen. He started pouring Pinkie Pie a glass of Champaign and started drinking out of the bottle spilling a little on the floor. "I don't even care anymore but one thing for sure I'm going to make sure Pinkie Pie goanna wish she was never born" Keith talking to the puddle on the floor and drinking the rest of the bottle and then Pinkie Pies glass. Right as he was done Pinkie Pie let herself into the kitchen.
"Who are you talking to, man I thought I was crazy are you crazy I hope you're not crazy", than she notice how nice of a kitchen he had "Ooo nice kitchen, not as nice as ours, because we run a bakery and we need a nice kitchen oooooo can I remo" Said Pinkie Pie before getting cut off.
"Shut up Pinkie Pie, god don't you ever shut up, how do you have any friends, or are they just as annoying as you what's the deal" screamed Keith Lime Pie.
Pinkie Pie holding back tears walked next to the angered unicorn and nuzzled him "I'm I'm sorry but what did I do wrong please tell me I want to make you happy. Said Pinkie Pie and burst into tears.
"Well first of all quit talking all the time and that okie dokie lokie crap is that supposed to be cute second just stop being annoying, but now let me show you around, Keith said seductively.
So Keith Lime Pie put his hoof around Pinkie Pies neck and walked over to the first door leaving the kitchen in the hallway. He opened the door and said "this is the basement and it is will you will be spending the rest of your life" He used his magic and threw her down twenty five stairs by the hair smashing her head against the wall knocking her out.