Disclaimer: You and I both know I am not Jo, the owner of Harry Potter.

'MERLIN'S ASS!'

Ron yelled in pain as the heavy cardboard box fell on his foot, crushing his five toes perfectly at the same time.

'MERLIN'S BLOODY ASS!'

4 different doors jumped open, and 4 different heads stuck out. One of the heads hurried forward to Ron with a worried expression.

'Ron! Are you alright?' Hermione panted.

'Bloody box.' Muttered Ron, clutching his foot and rocking back and forth on the couch. 'Frieking thing…'

'Ron, please don't swear in front of Rose,' Hermione nodded to Rose, who was sitting on her high – chair with a look of interest.

'Hey – now there's an idea-'George came out from another room with a dreamy look.

'I need something for my foot,' Ron moaned, but he was ignored.

'No!' Hermione said quickly. 'No! You are not teaching my daughter swear words!'

'I need something for my foot!' Ron tried again.

'Déjà vu.' Harry randomly muttered, coming out from another room.

'I-need-something-for-my-foot!'

'You are not a fun parent.' George pouted, crossing his arms.

'WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME? I NEED SOMETHING FOR MY BLOODY FOOT!'

'Oh – sorry – um – Accio Wizcold!' Hermione quickly said.

A cold pack – a Wizcold as it is called in the Wizarding world – zoomed from the kitchen, and Hermione caught it and gave it to Ron. Ron snatched it and placed it on his feet. He sighed in relief, a smile forming on his lips.

'What were you trying to do?' Hermione asked.

'Moving the da- sorry,' Ron corrected himself quickly under Hermione stare '-moving the box.'

'Tell me, Ronniekins. Why did you never think of – magic?' George asked sweetly.

'Magic – oh yeah-' Ron looked down, ears turning red.

Déjà vu!' Harry randomly said again.

Ron and Hermione laughed, remembering the memory from a long time ago…

'Es-peh-eh-doubloo'

The adults jumped.

'What did you say?' Hermione practically squealed to Rose.

'Es. Peh. Ee. Doubloo.'

'Es pe – Ron! Ron! She means S.P.E.W!'

'No she doesn't!' Ron did not want his daughter's first words to be S.P.E.W!

'Yes she did! Honey, say it again!'

Rose repeated what she had said.

'But it could mean anything!'

'Déjà vu!'

'Oh my – HARRY, SHUT UP WITH YOUR DÉJÀ VUS!' Ron yelled.

'Déjà vu!' George said in Harry's place.

'GEORGE!'

'What else would it mean?' Hermione asked, her face red.

'It could be – Harry!' Ron warned, for Harry had opened his mouth again.

'It could be nothing but S.P.E.W! You just don't want our daughter to actually say something decent, unlike Harry and Ginny's kids!'

'Therefore I love his kids!' George put in.

Ron and Hermione turned angrily to George, who smiled and tried to hide behind Harry.

'Tell her to say something else.' Ginny said.

Hermione glared at Ron, and then squatted in front of Rose.

'Say mummy.'

'Mumma'

'Say daddy.'

'Idio.'

George burst into laughter.

'Who's this?' Hermione pointed Ron.

'Idiot.'

All the adults burst into a fit of laughter, all except Ron, whose face was going red. Even Hermione laughed.

'How – where did she learn that?' Ginny spluttered.

'Yesterday! When you and Ron were fighting where to put that picture! Rose was in the room!' Harry said.

'But I only called him an idiot once –'Hermione said.

'She's got your brains!'

Ron picked up Rose. And looked at her straight in the eye.

'Hello, Rose.' He said, struggling to keep his voice even.

''Ello Idiot.'

So… how was it? Good? Bad? Review please!

I know I said I would do Hugo next, after Lily, but I just realized that Rose is older than Hugo…so yeah…

Thanks to 'Skaterofthebooks' again for the idea of Rose's wise word 'idiot'

So Hugo's up next!