Author's Note: I never really thought I would write a story but here goes. I asked Chibi-Reaper to try my hand at his idea about Naruto dying and respawning in a video game. I plan on having him try out lots of different avatars so review and let me know which ones you'd like him to try out. I have no idea if I am a decent writer or not but constructive criticism is always welcome.

Naruto fell to the ground as a black chidori plunged through his chest screaming in agony. Sasuke didn't stop there carving him open with a kunai and pulling out his heart and replacing it with exploding tags. "I guess I'm a bastard after all," Sasuke yells as he runs for the Sound Village.

Suddenly Naruto feels a sucking sensation and he is rushed upward into the clouds. Naruto stares at the nothingness all around him and yells out "I thought I was dead!" Of course there is no answer. Suddenly scrolling white text begins to roll across the screen. Game Over! You lose. Here is your score:

Lived for fourteen years...140 points
Learned Henge technique...10 points
Improved Henge Variation...10 points

Learned Kawarimi technique...10 points
Learned Kage Bunshin...10 points
Learned Tree Walking...10 points
Learned Water Walking...10 points
Defeated Haku...50 points
Defeated Kiba...10 points
Learned Rasengan...100 points
Learned Summoning... 100 points
Defeated Neji...50 points
Defeated Gaara...150 points
Defeated Kabuto...100 points

Got Tsunade to be Hokage...100 points
Evaded Akatsuki 1 time...10 points

Subtotal: 870 points

Used Kyuubi chakra 4 times...-40 points
Needlessly antagonized Konoha's citizens 205 times...-205 points
Failed to prevent Sasuke from getting cursed seal...-100 points
Lost precious person: Sarutobi...-150 points
Failed to bring back Sasuke...-100 points
Killed by Sasuke...-100 points
Ignored Hinata...-25 points
Broke Nindo...-300 points

Subtotal: -1020 points

Final Score: -150 points. You suck at this game!
Rating: Dobe
Karma: Positive

You have new unlocks!
Negative score unlocked Worthless Naruto.
Sexy Jutsu invented and Tsunade returned unlocked Medic Naruko

"What...the...fuck?" It's safe to say Naruto had never been more confused in his life. Then he remembered his negative score. "This is bull. I put up with all that village's shit and I get a negative score. This isn't going to fly" he screamed to the nothingness. Then he sees two blocks with YES and NO written on them and looks up.

Would you like to continue?

"Well of course I do now that I know what's going to happen I could definitely do a better job" he says and he hits the yes button. "This is a little strange but I've played video games before so we'll figure this out as we go." Four options are floating in the whiteness.

New Game

Load Game

Extras

Options

He hits the options button as he wonders what kinds of options there could be for his life. There are several greyed out options and only two selectable ones. He hits the Autosave button and sets it to once every year. And he sets his Start Time to Fourth Birthday. "No way am I living back through diapers and bottles." As he hits the back button to return to the previous menu he decides to start his new game and see what will happen. Naruto hits the New Game button and a chime rings.

Naruto found himself in a hall full of statues and Choose Your Character was engraved on the wall.

As Naruto looked around he saw 30 different statues in a circle around him. Most of them were greyed out and lifeless however 3 of the statues were in color and looked more alive. He decided to take a closer look at these first.

Standard Naruto
Strength: Medium
Intelligence: Low
Chakra Control: Very Low
Chakra Capacity: Very High
Description: As the only son of Uzumaki Kushina and Namikaze Minato he was born on the day of the Kyuubi attack and was used as the vessel for the Kyubbi's sealing.

Worthless Naruto
Strength: Low
Intelligence: None
Chakra Control: Abysmal
Chakra Capacity: Normal
Description: This is probably the least suited human being to be a ninja that EVER lived. He manages to injure himself while walking down the street. Only recommended for expert players.

Medic Naruko
Strength: Low
Intelligence: High
Chakra Control: Perfect
Chakra Capacity: High
Description: The result of a drunken night of fun between Senju Tsunade and Namikaze Minato. Naruko is the perfect medic ninja. Her high intelligence and perfect chakra control give her the ability to excel in the medical field. Naruko becomes the vessel for the Kyuubi and is raised in Konoha by Tsunade.

"It figures that the only character I have with good stats would be a chick. This is gonna suck. Lemme look around and see what other things I can unlock later." Naruto walks around the hall looking at all the different characters. Uchiha Naruto, Hyugga Naruto (deflowering Hinata is the unlock requirement), Rinnegan Naruto, Puppet Master Naruto, the list goes on and on. Finally the last statue draws him in. It is a super buff Naruto with a white trench coat with flames that looks exactly like the Fourth Hokage.

Perfect Naruto
Strength: Very High
Intelligence: Very High
Chakra Control: Perfect
Chakra Capacity: Astronomical
Description: Perfect Naruto is the perfect ninja. He excels at every aspect of being a ninja and is a once in a lifetime prodigy. He effortlessly learns jutsu that take other ninja years.
Unlock Condition: Become Hokage with worthless Naruto

"Man I have to have this. I will come back once I understand what's going on and do this. Believe it!"

Naruto spends some time thinking about whether it is worth it to be a girl to have kick ass chakra control and decides in the end that with all his Sexy Jutsu experience it is totally worth it. He walks over to the Statue of Medic Naruko and touches it. A sudden suction pulls him into the statue and a bright white light flashes.

Author's Note: Well there it is Naruto decided to be a girl. Let me know what you thought and don't forget to send me suggestions for the next avatar he decides to use.