Chapter 1
A/N: This I got from a 'First Line' prompt, so go with it. Ha. This is actually more comedy then actual 58.
" Ummm...are you sure that's going to fit in here?" Hakkai asked quietly, standing at the door while wiping his hands after doing a load of dishes. He stared at the lime-green monstrosity that just scooted itself into his bedroom. He tried to hide the disgust on his face.
Gojyo huffed, and got it through the front door at last. " Of course, I got it through the door didn't I?" Gojyo said triumphantly, wiping his forehead.
Hakkai nodded, " Yes, but where are you going to put it?"
" In the living room." Gojyo said, as if Hakkai was an idiot.
" What living room? Our bedroom is the living room..." Hakkai perked an eyebrow, gave up on this lime-green monster that had invaded his home, and walked into the kitchen.
" So it's a...living-bedroom." Gojyo growled, dragging the new couch in further. Hakkai started to laugh.
" It is also a horrid color." Hakkai said, finally giving is opinion on the color. " Where did you get it?" Hakkai pondered, probably dreading the answer.
" Tonpuu gave it to me." Gojyo said, still happy he got it into the house.
" Well, no wonder..." Hakkai sighed. " Sorry to say, he obviously has horrible taste in furniture..."
" There, it fits." Gojyo cheered, pushing it up against the wall near the dining table. " Now you have somewhere to sleep." Gojyo smiled, " Well, unless you still want the bed." Gojyo plopped on the giant lime-green belmish that crawled into Hakkai's well-kept home. " And you might have to clean it, it smells like shit."
" Is that why you got it?" He asked, peaking into the living-bedroom. He still looked disgusted at the thing.
" Of course." Gojyo nodded.
" What...if I said I want to keep sleeping in the same bed..." He said below a whisper, but audible. He tried to sound as sweet as possible.
" Then I'd throw this couch out the fucking window." Gojyo said insanely, getting off the lime-green abomination and wiping the dust and lime-green fuzz off of himself.
" Please don't do that." Hakkai shook his head. " Because not only will we be stuck with a broken window, but that lime-green oddity stuck in our wall."
" Awww, come on, let me release some anger after dragging this damn thing in here and now I have to get rid of it." Gojyo pleaded, but started to push the thing out the front door. Hakkai stood his place back where he was, near the front door to watch Gojyo struggle with the lime-green eyesore.
Hakkai sighed and finally spoke his mind, " It's an ugly couch anyway." Hakkai shrugged.
" So are you." Gojyo huffed.
" I'm an ugly couch?" Hakkai perked an eyebrow.
" Yes." Gojyo nodded, getting the first half of the lime-green couch out the door.
" You should really work on your comebacks Gojyo." Hakkai smiled, going back into the kitchen. Actually, he was just glad to be rid of that lime-green nuisance. It ruined the colors Hakkai had tried to match for the house, and after two years of keeping this house together, he really didn't need another loud thing living with him.
So Hakkai went back to doing the dishes, Gojyo kept on cussing, kicking and yelling at the couch as he pushed it into a bushel of trees, and within a few hours, the couch was forgotten.
6 Months Later
Hakkai looked out the window, into a bushel of trees that lay a few yards from the house, " Gojyo, there is a disgusting lime-green couch in that bushel of trees."
" Probably some weirdo threw it in there." Gojyo said, " It's an ugly couch anyway."
A/N: I was inspired by our new and might I say, ugly couch.