10. You are aware the "Multi-verse" theory is probably claptrap, aren't you?
9. What's the name of the fan-fiction account where you published Tsubasa Chronicles?
8. Despite appearances, those one billion Chinamen are not all magical.
7. Nowhere in the Greek or Latin classics is Cerberus ever mentioned to be diminishable to pocket format.
6. Have you ever looked into real magic? Do you have any idea how f—g long it takes to draw just one miserable magical circle?
5. Not every boy is cute.
4. Not every man is handsome.
3. Not even those that are regularly age into their thousands with grace...
2. Homosexuality is just disgusting...
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Don't expect them to let you stay around long enough to say n.1 if you actually used that last one...