Hello all! In order to understand this, Italics means it's part of the story. Bold means it's song parody lyrics.

Now then, on with the show!


The setting is a city, at a time not far from now.

The air is dead with silence, not even a cat's meow.

Cars are strewn about the road, some burnt jet black by fires.

The only movement seen is sparks from fallen telephone wires.

A lone man stumbles out onto the dark abandoned streets,

Looking desperately around to ask anyone he meets

What had happened in the previous month that he had been unconscious

(28 days to be exact, according to his digital watches).

But suddenly a figure shows, coming from behind the wreckage

It looks a bit like a salt shaker…but ornamented with tech-age

A clawed arm and a narrow stick protrudes from its mid-piece

Two lights flash above an eyestalk, and globes decorate its feet

The man prepares to call to it, "Hey, What's going on man!"

But he's roughly pulled aside to hide behind a fallen mini-van

Another man in a tattered suit lays down some verbal shame:

"What the hell is wrong with you? Are you completely insane?"

"Ever since they landed here, every day it's 'EXTERMINATE'!

Japan, dead. UK, dead. Everybody. The whole world!" He says, his eyes afraid,

"They roast you with their lasers! There's nothing left but bones-!"

But then he was cut off as a sound echoed over the discarded homes

Some sort of back beat washed through the air,

And filled all minds with sheer white terror.

As hundreds of robots rose to the beat

As humans ran on their tiny little feet

...

The Daleks landed here on earth to kill this planet dead

The beat is actually encoded commands. This is what they said:

...

Dalek Commands:

Dalek rock is in the stars tonight

Everybody here is going to die

Death and destruction we will leave behind

Everybody's getting blown sky high!

Dalek ships fly through the stars tonight!

We're not leaving anything alive

Death and destruction we will leave behind

Make sure everything is…EXTERMINATED!

...

At this the strange man lapses into a fit of exposition

While the lone man looks for shelter. A worthy expedition.

...

Strange man:

Daleks flying all through skies,

EXTERMINATE all they despise!

Inferior species they replace!

As Daleks think they're the superior race!

They raze the planet as they go

Cause filth and vermin live below

Their Gunsticks fire with a SKREEEE sound

Your skeletons will hit the ground!

...

SKREEEEE!

The strange man falls, burned and dead, his corpse upon the ground

The daleks yell a battle cry to all humans who may be around:

...

Dalek:

CEASE AND DESIST, this chase makes us grow weary

There will be no escape from our endless fury!

The Daleks reign supreme!

Resistance is useless, there's no point in trying!

The only thing that you are superior at is DYING!

OBEY!

...

Dalek Commands:

Dalek rock is in the stars tonight

Everybody here is going to die

Death and destruction we will leave behind

Everybody's getting blown sky high!

Dalek ships fly through the stars tonight!

We're not leaving anything alive

Death and destruction we will leave behind

Make sure everything is…EXTERMINATED!

Every day EXTERMINATE!

...

The lone man runs quick as he can, among the fallen and dead

And while he runs, the beat in the air sinks this into his head:

...

Stop this chase, and let us destroy your mind, your thoughts erased

Emotions are useless, don't be mad. So stop. Hating is bad.

It's just one shot for you

(It's painless)

There's nothing you can do

(Don't mess around)

You don't want to see

(Obey us)

What hell we can make be

(You're dead now)

...

SKREEEEE!

...

Dalek Commands:

Fly up, Shoot down, kill all humans on the ground! [3x]

Raze the planet to the ground! [2x]

OB-EY! [9x]

Raze the planet to the ground!

Obey! Obey! Obey! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY!

Dalek rock is in the stars tonight

Everybody here is going to die

Death and destruction we will leave behind

Everybody's getting blown sky high!


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