Chapstick Challenge

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.

Warning: it gets a little graphic, but not bad. Enjoy!

It was an odd apartment. The windows were the walls. The couch was larger than both boys' beds combined. The television was used, at most, once a month. The oven was used monthly. Their windows were opened in the beginning of spring and fall. It was how things went around there. The only things that were an exception were their computers. Nico used his every night to check his emails and write English papers.

Will used his daily for a minimum of two hours to manage his social media empire.

Will hated when Nico used that word for his YouTube channel, but that's what it was. He had his subscribers at his will with the click of a few buttons. It was a lot for Nico to process in the three months they'd been roommates. He'd known Will for a year, but he never knew how much work went into making his videos.

If Will wasn't on his computer, he was studying for his premed classes. Nico wasn't sure how he'd cope when it was time for med school next year.

Nico walked into their living room an hour earlier than normal to see Will sitting cross-legged on the couch, speaking animatedly into the camera. "That's when I found Nico." He said with a flushed grin. "You guys would have to know him to get how weird it was to see my introverted, touch-me-I-will-kill you adorable little friend dancing like a fucking stripper!"

Nico smirked. Will hadn't noticed the door opening. He was telling the story of their late night adventures during Halloween when Nico got totally trashed. It was one of the first times they hung out together. Nico liked the idea that Halloween would be coming up in a two weeks again.

Quietly, he walked in front of their kitchen counter when he was sure he'd be in frame. It took Will a minute to see Nico, but by that time he had already began thrusting his hips. When Will noticed, he stopped mid-sentence, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and whispered, "Nico."

Nico grinned as he blasted music from his phone. "You'll never meet my mom, strings will never be attached, we'll always get along, 'cause it doesn't have to last…" Nico shouted as he turned around and grinding up against the kitchen counter, head thrown back in ecstasy.

Will was gaping. "Oh my word. Well, you've now met my weird-ass roommate, Nico di Angelo. I hope you all understand my inner struggle not to kill myself after witnessing this." Nico shut off his music, but his laughter continued on for a good five minutes. "I hate you."

"I hate you, too, babe," Nico stuck out his tongue. He fumbled around in the kitchen while Will ended the long story of their night. Nico knew when Will was getting into his outro, but Nico wasn't about to let it be boring. He walked as if going to his room, but then he turned to the right, smirking devilishly.

"Nico. Nico, no, don't – Nicoooo!" Will whined as Nico picked up the camera and turned it towards himself. He winked into the camera before standing up fully and kindly directing his hips into the lens. "Nico. I am going to set two million annoyed fans on you. You will regret this."

Will came and stole the camera from him, glaring. Nico slung an arm around Will's shoulders. "You love me too much," he replied smugly. Will rolled his eyes and continued his video, but this time, Nico decided to add at the end, "Bye guys." He winked again at the camera before kissing Will's cheek and walking away.

Will shut off the camera. "Asshole," he muttered. "What are you doing home so soon?"

Nico tossed his bag into his room. "Jake took my shift for the night. It's just so he can flirt with Paolo, but I'll take it."

Will followed him into the kitchen. "Can you blame him?" He chuckled, most likely thinking his usual dirty thoughts about his coworker with a built set of arms. "Want to get dinner then?"

Nico paused as he reached for the cereal. "Wait. Are you willing to both skip prime studying slash editing hours and eat something unhealthy?"

Will giggled. "Yes, I am. Or! We could order in and watch whatever Disney movie you're obsessing over this week."

Nico's eyes lit up. "Yes!"

"Sweet. I'm going to edit the footage while you order. Okay?" Will asked. Nico would never fail to be impressed with how dedicated he was to his job. He nodded, and then they both set off to their own desires. They didn't start the movie until the food got there. Since Will was almost finished with the edited when it arrived, Nico waited patiently to start the movie.

Will would never admit it, but Nico was almost sure he had a secret affection for these movies as well. Nico was obsessed with Disney films (for obvious reasons), but Will was asking to watch them more and more often.

He uploaded the footage and settled beside Nico on the couch with their Chinese to watch Mulan. After the movie, Nico walked around singing "I'll Make a Man Out of You."

"You didn't tell me that dude was so hot," Will grinned. "We should have watched that one sooner."

Nico snorted. "He looks like that guy you brought home last week."

Will nodded as he logged into his computer. "He was weird though…shit."

"What?" Nico asked as he sat down beside him with a candy bar. He knew it was serious when Will didn't even crinkle his nose at the pounds of sugar he was now consuming. "Whattt?" Nico poked his side eagerly, peeking over his shoulder. All he was looking at were the many comments on the video he got. No surprise.

"They love you." Will murmured and scrolled down, not even reading them. Nico admitted he did see his name a lot. "They think you're my secret boyfriend. What the hell? The don't even know if you're gay!"

Nico snorted. "I get that a lot."

"Get what?"

"People assuming I'm gay when I'm around you." He shifted his position on the couch. "It's cool. It got you a lot of likes, yeah?"

Will's eyes enlarged as he nodded, still scanning over the comments. "Hell yeah."

Nico smiled smugly. He took note of that. Will's next five videos all got silent appearances from Nico. Once he went as far as to squirt Will with silly string. Will kept asking him to sit down for an actual video, but Nico had too much fun messing him up.

It was a week before Halloween, and Will managed to get a deal out of Nico. If he did some sort of video with him, Will would go wherever Nico wanted for Halloween night.

"What's our name?" Nico asked as he settled back on the couch with a bag of chips. Will was still setting up the camera. He smiled mischievously.

"Solangelo." He stood up, patting his hands on his legs. Nico always found his eyes wandering to Will when he did a video. His hair was styled perfectly, and that made his eyes stand out. Nico's heart did a flip, and he didn't know why. Maybe he was just jealous. Nico surely didn't look as good on camera. "Sooo…we're going to do a live video. They can comment things as we go, which is good."

"Why is that good?" Nico asked, fluffing up his hair.

"You'll see. But first, we should talk about what you're willing to do." Will sat beside him. "Are you going to tell them you're not gay?"

Nico thought momentarily. He didn't have a reason to. It wasn't like he had game anyways. These girls came for Will, not Nico. Besides, he was excited to see what Will had in mind. "Nah. I'll do whatever. It's kind of fun acting gay in your videos."

Will smiled. "Good. Then be prepared. I've been wanting to get my hands on you since we met."

Nico smirked. "Oh, I know. You hit on me more than all girls combined."

"Shut up, Death Boy." Will grabbed Nico's legs and swung them over his. Then he clicked a few buttons. "I tweeted that'd I'd be on at eight. Ready?" Nico nodded. Will turned on the camera. "Hi guys! Check out the big surprise!" He pointed excitedly at Nico, who swatted away his hands.

"Sup." He grinned, leaning his head on Will's shoulder.

The comments exploded. Nico's eyes went wide. "Hey look. They think I'm hotter than you." He stuck out his tongue in triumph. Will scoffed dramatically.

"Who's ready to play…truth or dare?" Will shouted with too much excitement. Nico grinned. Something about this gave him nervous butterflies, as well. That didn't happen often. Nico forced the thought into the back of his mind. "Okay. Here's how it'll go. We'll say truth or dare, and then you guys give us some. We'll pick whichever one we see first."

"Yay," Nico deadpanned. "Okay. You're first. Truth or dare?"

"Truth," Will sighed.

"Pussy," Nico coughed. Will bit back a smile and shoved him playfully. They turned their eyes to Will's phone, where the comments were being displayed. "I get to pick!"

"Nooo!"

Nico looked directly into Will's eyes. "Yessss!" Then he stole the phone and grew a devilish smile. "You guys are – damn, really dirty. I like it."

"Just pick already," Will huffed. "We do need to have a talk about that, kids. Not everything has to be dirty!"

Nico paused from his search to look at Will, dumbfounded. "More than seventy-five percent of your videos are sex oriented."

"Yeah. Still," Will giggled. "Did you find one?"

Nico nodded as he finally looked up. "How long are you?"

Will's face heated instantly. Nico knew he'd always been a blusher. He deliberated for a few minutes before saying, "Six."

Nico frowned. "Don't lie, Solace. I've –," he stopped himself and looked at the camera. Both boy burst into laughter. "Just, don't lie."

Will rolled his eyes. "Fine. Seven and a half."

Nico smile smugly. "That's better." They both distinctly ignored the comments of 'how do you know?'

"Your turn!"

"Dare."

"OOOoooo, frisky," Will giggled. He took the phone and scanned through the dares. Nico was waiting for one to say- "I wonder if having sex because of a dare counts as consent." Yep, that was the one.

Nico snorted. "Well, if it didn't, who would you charge with rape?"

"Touché."

"Oh! Oh yes. I got it," Will grinned. "They dare you to eat peanut butter off my dick."

The words didn't settle on Nico immediately. Honestly, this was not what he expected when he agreed to this. It jumped from hardly sexual to way past Nico's experience level.

But he did say dare, so it was his fault for getting himself into this mess.

"Dude, no homo, but…I'll do it," Nico said in his gayest voice. Will's mouth dropped open.

"That was so gay," he burst into laughter, clutching on to Nico's chest. Before his laughing spell was over, he'd buried his mouth into Nico's throat. Nico fought hard to stare with annoyance into the camera despite how fucking good his lips felt sucking on his skin. A part of him wondered how they'd feel against his dick. After all, lips on a dick didn't have a gender in Nico's book, but he'd never admit that out loud. Except maybe to Will because damn he could suck!

"Are we going to get on with this gay ass video or do you want to spend our time making these poor fans' hearts burst?"

Will pulled away blushing. "Right. Peanut butter!" Nico narrowed his eyes as comments ran through the screen. Will turned his head away. "No, no. They've already had their fun."

Will came back, peanut butter in hand, grin on pink, puffy lips. He sat down on the couch. "Okay. Sadly for you lovely viewers, we cannot show my glorious dick-,"

"You're so full of yourself."

"So, Neeks, be sure to block them." Will said gently before gripping Nico's shoulders and looking towards the ground. It only hit Nico then what was happening. He was about to get in the classic blowjob position that would look severely homosexual. And somehow, just because it was Will, he didn't totally mind.

Nico got on his knees and looked back at the camera as Will unbuckled his jeans. "I'd just like to thank you guys for making my eyes bleed at the sight of Will's flaccid fucking dick – dude! You're half hard."

Will's face couldn't have been any redder. "You didn't have to let them know!" he hissed with embarrassment that made Nico's heart swell. Rolling his eyes, Nico reached for the spoon in the peanut butter before gagging and retracting his hand. "Oh, Nico, that's gross."

"I know." He took a deep breath and just grabbed a handful of peanut butter. Meeting Will's gaze, he slathered it along the tip and half of the shaft. He was about to continue putting more on before Will stopped him.

"I love your enthusiasm, Neeks, but I don't think you'll be able to get that far."

Well now he'd just stepped over the fucking line.

"Watch me," he challenged and put it all the way to the base. Thinking back on it, that was definitely a bad idea. Will's dick was only a little bit shorter than he had said, and that was because he was only half hard. However, Nico was pretty sure he was only growing the longer his hands were on it. Having not seen many penises in his life, Nico was almost relieved to see that it was as straight and mushroom looking as his was because dicks were certainly no pretty sight…but he found a special place near his heart for Will's and oh my gods what was he saying. It was a dick! But in this dick's defense, it looked well covered in peanut butter; it made it less blinding. After all, everything associated with Will was bright and bold.

"Hold please while Nico has an inner monologue," Will grinned up at the camera. Nico began his countdown. Five, four, three…"You've really – oh fuck." Nico felt Will's fingers find his hair seconds after his lips closed around the peanut covered dick. Nico looked up with oddly found pleasure. Will's eyes rolled back as if this was the greatest thing since Disney. Maybe it was.

Nico felt it hit the back of his throat. He gagged a little, but he had a goal in mind. He focused on not puking as he took all of Will into his mouth. It was actually ten times harder than he'd ever imagined it was.

"G-guys, Nico just deep throated me…" Will's voice was very unsteady. "I will never be able to thank you guys for this dare."

When Nico pulled back, he made sure to use just the slightest bit of teeth so he'd pick up more peanut butter. That sent Will into a frenzy. It was all Nico could do to swallow before the dick was thrust back into his throat. After three more swipes, he was getting nothing from the sticky dick. He pulled away and worked on swallowing all the peanut butter.

"Contrary to what I thought, this tastes just like normal," he shrugged and sat up straighter. "I'm not getting anything else. We can just wipe it."

Will's eyes had been long closed, but then they finally fluttered open. "O-okay."

Nico looked back at the camera. "He's such a horny fucker."

Will hobbled off hiding his junk as Nico sipped his water, regaining his position on the couch. He casually read through the messages, a smile growing on his face. "You guys are so sweet for just now watching me deep throat a dick and liking it." His eyes ran over the comments again. "And you guys are also horny fuckers for complaining that you couldn't see enough."

Will came back into frame with a cheery expression. He noticed Nico was no longer sitting across his lap. He frowned. "Guys, how should Nico sit?"

"Will, you fucking-,"

The comments blew up many things, but overall, the top vote was 'IN YOUR DICKALISCIOUS LAP!'

"Dicks," Nico muttered. Opening his legs, Will raised his eyebrows suggestively. And for some reason, Nico found his back pressed against Will's chest. The blonde's hands were far too close to his personal area, but Nico didn't say a word. "Alright. Will's turn. Give him a good one!"

"Truth," Will mumbled. "What? I'm a shy person."

Nico almost choked on thin air. "Says the guy who did a story time video about a guy trying to fist you!"

Nico grabbed the phone and scrolled idly through the comments. Some were very good. Some were very sick and twisted; Nico was tempted to choose one of those, but it was Will Solace the shining sun he was dealing with. He didn't want to break the sun, now did he? Or rather, he didn't want to expose the sun for all the dirty secrets he kept hidden.

Finally, he found one he liked. "Okay, Sunshine, what was the most embarrassing time you got a boner like?"

Will's eyes went wide. He ran a hand through his hair, and that was when Nico knew he was truthfully nervous about this answer. Nico craned his head back to get a good view of his face. A wide grin spread upon his lips because embarrassed Will Solace was his absolute favorite sight.

"It was, uh, actually because of you," he admitted. Nico frowned. He sat up so he could have a better view because he'd never heard this story before. Will sighed as his hands found his hair again.

I need to run my hands through his hair like that.

Nico wanted to smack himself. Where had that thought come from?

"So," Will looked into the camera, "Nico works at this gay bar." It was true. However much he hated admitting it to his straight self, he was a definite twink in the gay community, and guys ate that up. His job tipped far better than anywhere else. "This is actually how we met, guys. And I was interviewing for a job there, but for whatever fucking reason, Nico found it funny to pretend to be the owner of the damn place."

Nico cracked up as he realized where this was going. He remembered every detail. It was still to this day his favorite prank he'd pulled. In his defense, he didn't pull many, but that day Leo had claimed he was the ultimate prankster. Of course Nico had to prove him wrong. Granted, Percy went and upped the standards the next day, and that was how the endless war of pranks was started between Leo and Percy.

It still wasn't over.

"So he took me in the back and said, 'I need to make sure you won't show any interest in the guys you're dancing with.' I had no idea what the hell he was going to do to prove that, so I agreed. Then he starts stripping the fuck down. And I mean all the way to his sexy fucking thong and everything! You've seen his face. Now just imagine that in a body form; it's better than what you're thinking of, I guarantee."

Nico burst into laughter. He turned back towards the camera and felt Will's hands land directly in his lap. It was casual with no wandering squeezes or such, but…it was definitely more sexual than normal. All things considered, it didn't matter to Nico. He had, after all, literally sucked Will's dick a few minutes ago.

"So he starts giving me one of the best damn lap dances I've had in my life. Funny thing is that the bar is not a strip joint. We aren't allowed off the raised podiums or poles, but it's not a strip joint, okay? There's a difference."

Nico interjected with the largest shit-eating grin. "But being the horny homosexual Will was, he didn't say anything. I didn't really know what to do. At this point, my prank was over because he had a hard-on like no other."

Will's fingers jabbed between his ribs, making Nico jump. "I was wearing tight pants, too. So when the real manager comes in looking for Nico, he jumped up and left my giant boner staring the guy right in the face. It was awful. He didn't stop staring!"

"He's kind of a perv," Nico agreed.

"It was hard to stand up, but I did. And when I said I was applying for a job, he started laughing his ass off. Nico hadn't stopped laughing since he walked in on us. So I just stood there laughing nervously, trying my hardest to think of my grandma…and not peeing my pants."

Nico, again, started dying with laughter. He remembered how scared Will looked. He also remembered how annoyed Will was for their entire first week working together. For a bit, Nico thought Will was going to chop his dick off. He sure looked like he wanted to.

"Needless to say, I almost lost my job that night. But! Will was guaranteed the job on the terms that he wouldn't sue them. It was a win-win," Nico said between laughs.

A/N: Can I just apologize real quick? So for a while, my knowledge of sexual gay relationships was limited to fan fiction, where everyone assumed everyone was both a top and bottom (verse). I thought it was ignorant to think some guys were strictly top or bottom. Through obsessing over cute youtube relationships and just gay you tubers in general, I've been enlightened. It's ignorant to assume a guy is a top or bottom based on appearance or behavior. However, some guys simply do prefer one or the other. Some do both, it's whatever your own. Just wanted to say to the few people who follow me, especially my Solangelo stories, that I'm sorry for earlier sounding…well ignorant, which I try not to be.

So I wrote this a couple weeks ago and haven't been able to finish it. Should I? Who would read it? Comment and leave me ideas please!