"purple? Why purple? I like orange so much better. It's, like, my signature. Everyone knows 'the orange parka guy,' people can pick me out in a crowd. Orange is signature, no way. And plus, purple is too girly on me. Yeah, maybe on some other person, like kyle, but on me? Haha, no way."

"come on, kenneh. I just think, ya know, spice things up a bit? Hmmm? I mean that new girl woul totally dig your purplniss."

"new girl wha-"

"but psch, if you wanna wear lavender instead, it would suit you better."

"what new girl dude-"

"haha, Kenneh in lavender. Fits so goo-"

"WHAT NEW GIRL?"

"didn't you know? Her name's Makayla. I think… oh well. She's new, from Oregon. Quite the hottie, so I hear. "

Kenny knew this was his chance. Sure, he was a ladies man, jumping from one girl to the next, breaking hearts, stealing them. But he wanted to meet her.

~2 hours later~

Kenny walked into humanities. There was a new girl, talking to Wendy and BeBe. Ohmygod this must be Makayla. Thought Kenny. He went up to her, only about 5 feet away, but stopped in his tracks. She looked up. Their eyes met. It was love at first sight.

~The Next Day~

Stan walked into math. Who was that? Oh it must be that new girl. She was turned around, so he couldn't see her face. But her backside was ok too. He walked up to the basket next to her, and "accidentally" nudged her hand. She looked over and blushed. Her cheeks were a deep rosy pink, the same shade as her blouse.

"sorry, I didn't mean to bump you."

She was smiling bashfully, cheeks getting rosier by the second. But Stan's cheeks were doing something else. Filling with that bitter flavor that burned his throat. Uh oh. Not this! Not now! Stan sprinted out of class full speed and into the guy's bathroom.

~The Next Day~

Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were all sitting at the lunch table. "Have you guys seen that new girl Makayla?" asked Stan.

"Mph mphmmm mph mmm mph" mumbled Kenny.

"YOUR WHAT! YOU CANT ASK HER OUT!" yelled Stan, making heads turn.

"uh, dude, why not?" asked Kyle

"Ooh, Stan has a crush on Makayla!" said Cartman.

"well, uhm… you see, not exactly, I, uh… well I mean…"

"Oh yeah, looks like we have ourselves a love triangle here."

"well, since Kenny met her first, he gets Makayla. Stan, I have something else for you.

~The Next Day~

Stan walks in to school in the morning to see Cartman grinning like a mad man. He had a gorgeous girl with him, with gorgeous cocoa eyes, and beautiful hair that matched her eyes. Yes, Makayla was superb in her pink blouse and floral skirt. But Katie was wearing a purple hoodie and skin-tight jeans. She looked into his eyes and he knew they were meant for each other.

Dedicated to M (southparkgirl101) luv ya gurl!