AN: This is the sequel to "Surprise! Surprise?". So please, kindly, read that first because you won't understand this if you didn't... peace out! XD
warning/s: Pregnant woman/mother, possible torture/teasing/whatever of gay couples that are her sons and their partners. Caution advised.
The Bleak Pregnancy
(With no end)
Sometimes pregnancies are not a joyous occasion for the family
Month, 8th. Week, 1. The Beef Pancakes.
"Is it done?" Shougo whimped, hiding beneath Rei's bed as he heard the calls of his mother downstairs.
"It just started." Rei told him tiredly. "At least it's only another month..."
"I can't take it!" Shougo started to scream like a girl as Nagisa slammed the door open and smiled.
"Boys... how about some beef pancakes for this old lady?"
"Did she just call herself old?" Izumi whispered to his father and Ryouma quietly.
"Don't question it..." Seiya sweatdropped as his wife started dragging poor Rei down to the kitchen. The other males started to pray for him.
O x O
Month, 8th. Week, 2. Going to the NASA HQ.
"Dear!" a heavily pregnant Nagisa shouted as she slammed her bedroom door open.
"Yes sweetie?" Seiya asked weary.
"I want to go and visit the NASA's HQ!" Nagisa demanded like a petulent child.
"What? Why?" he asked.
"Why must you question me? Don't you find me beautiful anymore!?" Nagisa cried and he jumped right up to comfort her.
- Meanwhile in the kitchen with the boys -
"Another 2 weeks... another..." Izumi nodded off as the other three started their daily prayer.
O x O
Month, 8th. Week, 3. Walking on lava and an orgy!?
"SEIYA!" Nagisa called, waddling into the living room. Her due date was nearing and no one, NO ONE, was more relieved than her husband and the boy's. They hoped that her weird cravings would go away. But knowing their luck it probably wouldn't happen.
"Yes love?"
"I want to walk on lava!" Nagisa chippered happily causing all the males to groan together. "What are you doing you guys!? Having an orgy now that I am fat!?" she began to sob.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Izumi began to claw at the window as the others tried to calm down his mother.
O x O
Month, 8th. Week, 4. Fake contractions and crossdressing.
"Oh god!" Nagisa grabbed her tummy as all the boy's ran to her in panic. "It's fine... it's only fake contractions."
"Is there anything we can do to sooth you Nagisa-san?" Rei asked politely and flinched at the evil glint in her eyes.
"Well you and Izumi could cosplay cute little maids... that would help a bunch!"
"Kaa-san!?" Izumi was dragged off by a ticked off Rei.
- 30 minutes, lots of shouting, screaming, attacking and dresses later -
Rei and Izumi came down looking, in Shougo, Ryouma and fangirl's opinion, quite mouthwatering.
"Oh so cute!" Nagisa blinked confused as the four boys vanished in seconds. "What happened?"
"Nothing?" Seiya sweatdropped again.
O x O
Month, 9th. Finally the birth and some relieved males.
"Yes its the day!" Izumi cheered as they all carted off a panting Nagisa to the nearby hospital.
"Didn't think you'd be that happy to meet your little sister Izumi..." Seiya chuckled as he and his wife were led into the labor hall, the other's having been told to stay put in the chairs.
"Another couple of hours and our agony will stop!" Rei smiled as their seme's agreed.
- About 8 hours later -
"It's a girl!" Seiya came out with a pink bundle. "Welcome, Sena Hiyori!"
The boy's cheered happily as Rei turned a bit white. Shougo looked at him worriedly.
"Rei? What's wrong?"
"I...ehm..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Who said things were ever easy at the Sena household?
AN: I tried to make it humorous. Tell me if I managed to? And yeah you can all probably guess who that at the end was right? lol