iCrystal

Disclaimer: We do not own iCarly

AN: Hey everyone new story(which has been sat on my computer for at least 6 months)! This story I am going to be Co-Writing with ScifiChick and it should be fun just a quick note Sam's thoughts during the Chatting sessions will be in italics. I Like i've stated in my profile this story is actually on extended hiatus because SciFiChick is having a break from FF so i thourght maybe if posted it too see what the impressions are like she might come back. C+C is also welcome. please enjoy.

I was late for school like usual. Carly and Freddie had left without me. 'Don't I just have wonderful friends?' I thought to myself as I walked through doors of Ridgway High.
That's when I saw my two best friends making out. Yeah you heard right. Carly Shay and Fredweird Benson were making out in front of my locker; where everyone could see and they didn't even tell me they were dating.

Yeah sure I figured from what I saw the night before at the Groovy Smoothie, but still no one told me. I thought we told each other everything; guess that's only when it comes to me and Freddie. I know what you're thinking, but I wasn't jealous. Now hurt and slightly disgusted, yes but not jealous.

As I saw it I had two choices either I could stand there and watch them until they saw me or say something mean and insensitive. I of course picked the latter.

"Wow! Look everyone, hell has finally frozen over! Carly and Fredweird are dating!" I said making sure everyone including Carly and Freddie heard me.
I watched them as they jumped apart and looked at me with stunned expression on their faces.

"Sam… We, uh…" Carly tried to start but didn't seem to be able to form her words right.

"Save it. What happened to 'we tell each other everything'? I guess that's only when it comes to me and Freddie!" I said as I pushed passed them to get to my locker.

"Sam come on. We were going to tell you." Freddie said trying smooth things over. Needless to say it didn't work.

"Yeah right. I know what you were doing. You thought I would make fun of you or whatever. Though that maybe true you still should have told me. I think the words you used Carly were 'no matter what'!"

I finished stuffing my books into my bag and push passed them both and walked to my first class.

After school I went straight home before Carly and Freddie could catch me. On the way I concocted a scheme to get Freddie to tell me all his secrets so I could hurt him as much he had hurt me.

The plan was simple; I made a fake email under a fake name. So I could talk with Frederly online without him knowing it was me.
So once I finished making the account and everything I just needed to invite Fredwina to chat. Okay so I signed onto my 'new' email and went to the IM part so I could add Fredwad's username.

"Freddie 9…" I mumble to myself as I typed his username in. 'Couldn't think of anything more original could ya Fredifer?'

"Friend request, friend requests… Ah!" I again said to myself. Hey, it helps me concentrate.

After a few seconds Freddie finally accepted so one of those annoying screens popped up.

'Yes! He fell for it.' I thought to myself as I invited him to chat.

Devilschick: Hey, how are ya?

Freddie 9: Hi, I'm good thanks

Freddie 9: I'm sorry but do I know you?

Devilschick: No you don't know me sorry, Sam told me to add you said you
were a nice guy.

Freddie 9: Oh okay that's cool, So how are you?

'Oh my god! This is the best; the dweeb is totally buying it! This is so awesome
I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.' I thought victoriously.

Devilschick: I'm okay thanks for asking. =D

Freddie 9: So your Sam's friend? How'd you guys meet?

'Oh crap, something I haven't thought about. Think Sam, think!' I was trying to rack my brain for an explanation and then I thought of it.

Devilschick: Oh Sam and I go back way back

Devlischick: We met when she came to Florida on vacation we were like twelve I think. She's awesome.

Devilschick: Oh btw the names Crystal. Sam told me yours is Fredward?

'Oh I'm good!' i shouted to no one in particular.

Freddie 9: Uh, Freddie yeah. Crystal? That's beautiful.

Devilschick: And thank you and yours is… unique.

Freddie 9: Yeah well it's a family name but I like to be called Freddie.

Devilschick: Ok I'll keep that in mind lol.

Devilschick: Oh sorry! I have to go.

Devilschick: It was nice chatting with you. We should do it again soon. BYE! Xxx

Freddie 9: yeah okay I'm looking forward to it. :P bye!

'Wait, did Freddie just say he was looking forward to chatting with me again? Wow, never thought that would happen. OH MY GOD Sam he's not talking about you. He's talk about Crystal. And why do I care anyways? It's just Fredweird. Puckett, why do you suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Oh my god! I gave Freddie three kisses before I bailed. What the hell? Wait a minute, Sam you need to cool down everything's ok Freddork doesn't know it's you, he thinks you're Crystal. Yeah it didn't mean anything it was all about building her character.' I was freaking out in my head; thinking about all ramifications of my previous sign off. 'Or was it?' A little voice said in the back of my head that was pissing me off. 'Arrg shut up brain all this thinking hurts and you're making me do an awful lot of it. It meant nothing! Now that's that. I'm going to find me some ham and a new book.'

AN: Ok my chapter done, now it's time to pass the baton on too Scifichick so wish her luck everyone and leave me your feedback please!