Disclaimer: I don't own Harry or Ginny but I did come up with the turkey sandwich all on my own.

Author's note: this story is basically the written out version of my twisted and tormented soul. It's very deep and touches my heart. I hope it touches you how it has touched me. I cried when I wrote it. Reviews much appreciated!

Once upon a time Harry was married to Ginny. One night he had a turkey sandwich.

The end.