Title: Tony Visits the Doctor
Pairing: very mild TATE (slightly fluffy/banter)
Summary: Tony hates getting shots. But it's not so bad if Kate's there. Tony goes to the doctor for a check-up. And guess who his doctor is. NCIS×House crossover. TATE.
Genre: Humor/Romance
Characters: Tony, Kate, and House
A/N: AU, OCC, and un-beta-ed. You have been warned.
"Do I have to? I don't want a shot! I hate shots!"
"Come on Tony, it'll be fine. Don't be such a baby. It won't even hurt."
"Okay, but I get a 'treat' afterwards," Tony said, waggling his eyebrows.
"You're disgusting, DiNozzo. Why did I even bother coming?"
"Because if you didn't, I wouldn't have come."
House was bored. He had just solved a simple case with his brilliant logic, and now there wasn't anything to do. He was hiding out in the nurses' lounge watching…whatever soap had come on, so Cuddy wouldn't find him.
Just then, a nurse walked into the room. Didn't see that one coming. A nurse in the nurses' lounge, what are the odds?
"Dr. Cuddy is looking for you."
"Tell her I'm not here."
"She says to go do your clinic hours."
"Didn't you hear me, I'm not here!"
Cuddy walked in. She spotted House and asked the nurse to leave.
"Go do your clinic duty. You don't have anything better to do."
"Aw, but I don't want to."
"It's that or finishing your paper work."
"I'll take the paper work."
"Go do your clinic duty. Now!"
"You could at least say 'please'."
Cuddy responded to this with an evil glare, at which House went to the clinic just to get away from the stare.
And that is how Special Agent Tony DiNozzo got stuck being examined by none other than Doctor Gregory House.
More later. I'm tired now. It's late. If I try and finish it now, it'll be worse than it already is going to be. I'll try to have it finished by the end of the weekend.
R&R if you have any suggestions, comments, anything. The anon. review thing is on, so those of you without an account have no excuse. And you should get one anyways. So more later.
--Erin