This is my first Invader Zim fic, I hope that you like it.
Disclamer: I don't own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does.
Family Bonding
Chapter One: The Evil Plan Thingie!
Our story begins on a small blue planet inhabited by insane monkeys called Earth. We fly down to the surface, and after getting over the horrible burning of reentry, we see a large city. After flying for a little bit, and running into a flock of birds, we find yourself in front of a deformed green house, with creepy lawn gnomes. Now what made this house unusual, besides everything about its appearance, was that there lived here an alien Invader, named Zim.
Deep under the house in his secret base the Irken invader was planning the doom of all humanity, but there was on problem. A certain big headed human named Dib, who knew he was a alien, was standing in his way. In fact Zim had just come back from yet another defeat by the young paranormal investigator.
"Curses! That stinking pig monkey Dib has ruined yet another of my ingenious plans!" yelled the invader, who was still smoldering from the explosion of his planet popper machine.
"Aw! Does master need a hug?" said Gir, Zim's incredible dysfunctional robot servant.
"No Gir! What I need is to destroy that meddling human once and for all! Now go do something while I plan." said Zim.
"Yay! I'm gonna play with my pig!" said Gir as he ran off to find the very unfortunate animal.
As Gir's insane giggling began to fade Zim sat down at his computer.
"Computer!" said Zim.
"What?" said the bored computer.
"Bring up all the video files I have on the Dib human, maybe I can find some weakness I can use to destroy him." said Zim.
Zim's computer brought up the files and Zim began to watch them. After obsessively watching them for any sign of weakness Zim finally saw something that intrigued him. Not a weakness in Dib himself, but in the company he kept, namely his sister, Gaz. The Gaz human had also been part of several of Zim's defeats, although reluctantly.
"Hmm, the Dib and Gaz humans seem to have a great deal of hostility between each other, and they seem to get easily annoyed by the others presence." Zim said out loud to himself.
Zim began to think on this information, and soon his insane mind began to form a plan.
"Yes, that't it, I will turn the Dib monkey and Gaz human dislike for each other against them, but how?" said Zim.
Zim began to think some more, then suddenly a evil grin appeared on his face.
"I think I know just how to stop them both from ruining my plans, Mwhahahaha!" said Zim as he began to laugh evilly.
"Gaz? Did you just hear a evilly cackle?" said Dib as he sat on the sofa watching Mysterious Mysteries.
"No, now shut up, I'm in the zone." said Gaz as she played with her Gameslave 2
"Whatever." said Dib, still a little paranoid.
It was the next day and Dib and Gaz were walking to skool. As always Gaz was playing with her Gameslave, and Dib was ranting on about Zim and how he was going to destroy them all.
"I tell you Gaz, Zim is up to something, I just know it. he's probably got some sort of ray gun to melt our faces or something." said Dib, unaware of his sister's growing anger.
"Dib, shut up, I'm trying to play." said Gaz, trying to block out Dib's ranting.
"You just don't get it Gaz, Zim is out to destroy the world, and if you didn't notice that is where you live. If we don't stop him he'll…" said Dib, but he was interrupted by a very angry Gaz.
"No Dib, its you who don't get it! Zim is an incompetent nitwit who couldn't take over a paper bag, let alone the Earth! You keep talking about him like he's a threat, but if he really was as dangerous as you say do you think you would still be alive?" said Gaz, abandoning her Gameslave in her rage.
"uh…well…" said Dib.
"No! You would not, you would be dead! Zim is an idiot, and will never be anything more then that! So what I am trying to say is GET OVER IT!" yelled Gaz.
Dib was about to say something when all of a sudden he jerked still. Then suddenly he fell over, with a dart sticking out of his neck.
"What the…?" began Gaz, but she too was hit by a dart and fell over.
The last thing she heard before losing consciousness was an evil cackling sound.
It was a little while later and Gaz began to awake, and she had a terrible headache. She tried to move her hand, but found that she could not. She looked down to see that she was strapped down to a table. She looked up to find herself in a familiar looking lab, Zim's lab. She looked to her side and saw Dib strapped down next to her and still knocked out.
"Hey stupid! Wake up!" yelled Gaz.
"Huh? What? Where are we? Hey are we in Zim's lab?" said Dib, finally realizing where they were
"No, we're actually at happy fun world." said Gaz sarcastically.
"Whatever, you're just upset that I was right, Zim is a threat." said Dib, remembering their earlier argument.
"No, Zim is an idiot." said Gaz, trying to break free but failing.
"Oh, so that's why we're in his lab strapped down to a table, you're in denial." said Dib.
"You would do well to listen to the Dib worm little Gaz." said Zim, who descended from the ceiling using the spider legs from his Pak.
"Zim! You'll never get away with…whatever your planning!" said Dib.
"Nice save Dib." said Gaz.
"Not helping Gaz." said Dib, but then Zim continued talking.
"Oh but that is where you are wrong Dib stink, for I have come up with my most ingenious plan ever to make sure you and your sister don't ruin my plans to destroy mankind." said Zim.
"And how are you planning to do that?" said Dib.
"Oh wouldn't you like to know, but you will find out soon enough." said Zim.
Zim then pointed a ray gun at Dib and Gaz and fired. Dib and Gaz screamed as searing pain shot through their bodies, the pain was so intense that they were knocked unconscious. Zim observed his evil handy work, and once he was sure it had worked he ordered the computer to eject Dib and Gaz from the house.
Dib and Gaz were dumped unceremoniously onto the sidewalk. After a few minutes they woke up and began to walk unsteadily towards their house. They entered the house and sat down on the couch.
"Ow, what the heck did Zim hit us with? For all the pain it doesn't seem to have done anything." thought Dib.
Then as Dib brought his hand down his hand brushed against his sisters head.
"Gaz, don't sit so close to me." said Dib.
"What are you talking about, your sitting to close to me." said Gaz.
"Don't be silly I…" began Dib, but then he noticed something weird.
When Dib ran his hand down the side of his body, he noticed that it went down, then started to go back up again. Gaz at this same time noticed something was weird as well when she tried to push Dib away, and he wouldn't budge. They both looked down at the same time to see that their bodies seem to run into each other and attach to the same pair of legs, with no indication that they were separate. They both lifted their heads back up and stared at each other with wide eyes, then they did the only thing they could do, they screamed bloody murder.
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Ok, that was my first chapter, I know it probable is not good, but please read and review anyway.