To stray from the Emperor

by Pawnofhearts

This is a fanfic inspired by a line from 'Use of Weapons' by Iain M Banks. This is what happens when you stray fom the emperor. you have been warned.

The Heresy of Guardsman Sohjen

Guardsman Sohjen of the twenty-first infantry regiment of the world of Gologoth V had realized the truth. The Emperor was not the true god. There was only one truth, and that was that the rock in front of him was the center of the universe. The rock was in the middle of a pond, in the middle of an island, in the middle of a sea, in the middle of a continent, on the middle of a planet,i n the middle of this system, in the middle of the galaxy and so on and ON and ON AND ON AND ON AND AND ON!!!!!!

And it all came back to this bloody friggin' rock in the center of the universe!

He lay in the lake looking at the rock.

Nothing changed.

The rock was still in the center of the universe.

Three hours later, he blasted rock into ashes.

Now there was a hole in the center of the universe.