I Wanna Be A Butterfly

by KatRum

Aizen's bored, Gin's nearby and ends up getting dragged into a songfic with Aizen. Billionaire, Butterfly Aizen with a god complex and a very confused Gin. oneshot for lols.

A/N

okay, before you judge this oneshot songfic, let me just say i have no idea where this came from. I'm casually just chillin' in mah room listening to music then BAM. Billionaire. Butterfly Aizen. Shit happened.

Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach by Tite Kubo, or Billionaire by Bruno Mars. So sue me

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"Gin."

"Yes, Aizen-sama?"

"I wanna be a deity… so f*cking bad."

"… excuse me?"

*breaks out in song*:

[Aizen]

I wanna be a deity so f*cking bad

Rule all of the things I always had

I wanna be on the cover of Sereitei magazine

Pulverizing Old Man Yama and the King

Oh every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shining lights, yeah

A different evolution every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm a butterfly

[Gin]

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah

I would be the host of everyday Christmas

Give Gin your wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had

-What the hell is this shit?-

*threatens with butterfly*

-o -okay… -

T- Take away a few lives, like 'Here lady take this'

- Impale, Shinsoi! You ain't got a last wish! -

*deadpans*

It's been a couple months that I've been single so

You can call me Gin-chan minus the Ichimaru

Ha ha get it? Cause I sure don't *whack*– hey! It's not nice to hit! -

And damn sure do a lot more than (coughAizencough) did

Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid

Everywhere I go, Imma have my own theme music

[Aizen]

Oh every time I close my eyes

(what you see what you see Aizen-sama? Pretty unicorns?)

I see my name in shining lights

(uhuh uhuh yeah what else (coughdelusinalcough)?)

A different evolution every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare

(for what?)

For when I'm a butterfly

Oh oooh oh oooh

for when I'm a billionaire

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm a billionaire

[Gin]

I'll be watchin kendo with Kenpachi

Maybe chill out with Yoruichi

Then I'll compliment her on her cat-like etiquette

Toss a couple fish in the air just for the heck of it

- this is getting off track Gin. -

- Sigh. Fine. -

[Aizen]

I wanna be a deity so f*cking bad

(so bad)

Rule all of the things I always had

(Rule everything, ha ha)

Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Sereitei magazine

Pulverizing Old Man Yama and the King

(what up soul king?)

I wanna be a butterfly so f*cking ba~d

*jazz hands*

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A/N

Okay, how bad was it? it was fun to write tho. I can't rhyme at all if you couldn't tell