I 'spose you'd put it under the category of a song-fic but I've just taken the song Rockstar by Nickelback and given the lyrics a wizarding twist! Enjoy! Thanks to The Breeze for her help with a change!
I'm through with standin' in line with the Weasley looks
I'm the poorest blood family and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a big new house on an episode of Wizdz
And a bedroom I can play Quidditch in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
(Yeah, so what you need?)
I need a, an elder wand that's got no limits
And a big green snake with venom in it
Gonna join the death eaters
At the young age of sixteen
(Been there, done that)
I want a new wardrobe full of dark black robes
My own seat at the head of Slytherin Table
Somewhere between Snape
And Malfoy is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For darkness and fame
I'd even dye my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big Dark Lords
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen brooms
Witches come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay feared 'cause we won't stop killin'
And we'll hang out in the darkest bars
In the VIP with the Quidditch stars
Every bad gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every murky snake with her dark black hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Dark Lord
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Dark Lord
I wanna be great like Riddle without Harry trouble
Hire irate body guards that love to beat up muggles
Kill a couple muggle-borns
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Malfoy mansion
Gonna date a Slytherin that loves
To blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For darkness and fame
I'd even dye my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big Dark Lords
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen brooms
Witches come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay feared 'cause we won't stop killin'
And we'll hang out in the darkest bars
In the VIP with the Quidditch stars
Every bad gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every murky snake with her dark black hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest news stories of who've we killed
Wolves will get you anything with their evil bite
Everybody's got a dark dealer on speed owl
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Dark Lord
I'm gonna kill those wizards that offend my death eaters
Gonna hurt 'em with my crucio curses
Get washed-up wizards doin' all my work
Torture 'em every night so they don't do it wrong
Well we all just wanna be big Dark Lords
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen brooms
Witches come easy and the potions come cheap
We'll all stay feared 'cause we won't stop killin'
And we'll hang out in the darkest bars
In the VIP with the Quidditch stars
Every bad gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every murky snake with her dark black hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest news stories of who've we killed
Wolves will get you anything with their evil bite
Everybody's got a dark dealer on speed owl
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Dark Lord
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Dark Lord