America jolted awake, sadly he had been doing this for some odd reason all week. America looked at his side, England nuzzled his side causing him to smile. He look at the time, "5:42 am...god I'm stupid." England sat up looking completely different from when America went to bed. The Brit smiled and layed the back of his hand on Americas head, "D-did I screw you to hard?" England said chuckling abit. "No whats going on?" America yelled completely confused. "Well I gave you a cupcake and then started to fuck you, but you hit your head on the bedpost and then you decided to take a nap so I took a nap to." America sighed, "Where am I? And who are you?" England frowned. "I'm England, but some times you call me babe." America growled, "Where am I?" England smiled, "Here silly goose...you should really try and keep up". America was ready to beat the crap out of this "imposter" of his Iggy... "Where am I besides here?" England wickedly smirked. "The 2p world where everything is funner than the 1p world!". England laughed like a mad man while America gave a blank look. "I'm from the 1p world!" America yelled abit scared of what might happen next. England stopped laughing. "B-but that only happens every 2000 years..." Iggy tapped his chin.
"How can I get back?"
"Well you'll need destroy all the 2p's and take the item that comes from them once their dead, and then you may go home". America blinked a few times. "Here." England said handing a piece of paper to America. "Whats this?" America asked examining the page. "Its the order of people that you'll need to kill..." America sighed, "Alright then who's first?" America asked as he unfolded the paper, he looked at the top of the list was in red ink "UK". America looked back at England with a questionable look.
England smirked and snapped his fingers, and as if on command the room turned into a circus tent. America panicked and looked around, till his eyes found England, "Tell me Alfie! Have you met my brothers?" America shook his head and turned around when some one tapped him on the shoulder. Ireland waved and England appeared next to him as well as Scotland and Wales. "America meet the UK!". Wales gave a creepy smile that caused America to jump back, "And Im guessing we're the first victims." Wales said popping his knuckles. America gulped and slowly nodded when the 4 took a step closer to him and Ireland smirked. "SUCK 'EM!" Ireland said charging at America along with the others. America ran and picked up a sharpened pole of some sort and whacked Wales in the head, and throwing him limp on the floor. The others stopped and looked down at him. "I-I killed him...OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED SOME ONE!" England smiled and laughed like the mad man he is. "Oh quit being funny Wales and get your ass off the ground." England said clapping and at England's command Wales slowly got up, and popped his head back with a terrible loud crack. "Sorry Arty" Wales said opening his eyes and glaring at America. America turned pale. "Oh fuck me." America said closing his eyes and lunging the pole at someone. There was a gasp and then a scream, America opened his eyes, and let go of the pole. The pole had gone through Scotland's chest (or through his heart)..
The Scott fell to the ground, and let the rest of the pole go through him. Ireland's eyes bolted at America. "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Ireland's words was not just yelling it was sonic booms that threw America at a wall. Ireland sobbed and walked over to America, and punched him in the chest and yelled again. America covered his ears and yelled in pain. "YOU BITCH!" Ireland yelled popping his jaw open like a snake and revealed three extra rows of teeth. When America got a chance he grabbed a large ball and shoved it in Ireland's wide open mouth, and ran. Ireland removed the ball from his mouth and turned to America. "You though I was mad before but now..." Blood dripped down Ireland's chin like he had just bitten into a pomegranate, and let the juices to explode out of his mouth. America whimpered and ran for dear life. Wales smirked and held up two finger like he had a gun and shot three times at America making the blond fall to the ground. "GOD HEY WHOSE GOT THE GUN?" America asked holding his bloody limp arm. Wales laughed. "Its my power baby!" Wales said walking over to America, "Ive got magic hands." the brunette exclaimed as he put a cigarette in his mouth and held up one finger, and the tip lit on fire so Wales would light his smoke. Wales put his finger down. "Now how about tha-" Wales stopped in mid-sentence and looked at his chest. America gasped at the sight of the metal pole piercing through Wales.
Wales turned around and looked at Ireland (who had stabbed wales with the pole) and smiled. The brunette held up two fingers to Ireland's heart and Ireland opened his arms and let Wales shoot him, at the last bang Wales and Ireland fell to the floor. England came out of hiding and helped America up "Here.." England said laying a knife in Americas hand and layed his hand over Americas, causing the two to get very close. England moved closer and kissed America. England painfully jolted the knife into his chest and broke the kiss. America opened his eyes and saw his 1p Iggy and England also opened his eyes. "You know what?... This is how the Revolutionary War should of ended." England said weakly as he wiped a tear from Americas face. "No I shouldn't have left yo-" America stopped when Iggy fell into his arms dead and turning back into 2p Iggy. America gasped and stared down into his hands where there layed a cupcake charm, an arrow, a three leaved clover, and a small red heart.