Technically these aren't drabbles, because they're too long. Let's call them really short oneshots. There will be a series of connected scenes. As for the inspiration . . . blame tumblr and plotbunnies from seeing other fics on this site about emo!Merlin. I've never read a Star Wars fic before so if something is wrong with that end of it blame inexperience. But it's crack, so hey.
"So what did you say your name was?''
''Kylo Ren, Lord of the Knights of Ren.''
Merlin nodded. ''Ah, right. Nice swordy-thing, by the way.'' He absently swung the glowing red sword he'd grabbed from the black-robed man at a tree. There was a crackle and the tree fell over. Merlin guided it away from them with a flash of his eyes. ''Whoa. You should put a warning on this thing.''
''It's a lightsaber,'' Kylo spat. ''Only those who are strong with the Force may wield one, peasant.''
''What's the Force?''
Merlin felt a tug as the man tried to pull his lightsaber out of his grip. He held on, swatting away the intrusion. ''Hey! And I should warn you, even though magic-users aren't persecuted quite as viciously now that Arthur's king, showing off like that will get you on the pyre faster than you can blink.''
''Magic?''