A/N: Hello! This is my first FanFiction so I know it's not gonna be very good. My friend Katie, or XxCutexPupzxX, helped me with this.
Disclaimer: You probably don't think I'm J.K Rowling, but if you do, I'm not. I'm still at school -_-
"So, you really don't think a Hippo and an Elephant could have babies?" Sirius asked, sticking a piece of toast into his mouth.
"No, there has never been such a thing as a Hippo-Phant." James snorted.
Lily stared blankly at both of them. "Do you two even have a brain?"
"I think I had one once." Sirius said thoughtfully.
"I've never had a brain." James grinned.
"I forgot about that." Lily shrugged.
"It's too early!" Sirius whined, his head collapsing into his egg. "Oh God!"
He shot his head up as fast as he could.
"You got a little.." Lily said, gesturing to the whole of his face.
"Want to lick it off, Lily-bean?" Sirius said, wiggling his eyebrows.
"I'll pass." Lily replied.
"You sure? The offer is still open, I'd be quite happy to lick anything off your body." Sirius said, grinning.
"SIRIUS!" Lily yelled, leaning over the table and attempting to hit him over the head, but he licked her arm. "Ew! That was not called for!"
"In my mind it was."
"Everyone knows in your mind Hippo-Phant's exist." Lily grinned.
"Hell yeah!" Sirius shouted, leaning over and licking Lily's face, be
fore running out of the Great Hall.
"Now, how am I supposed to kill him without being sent to Azkaban?" Lily asked, turning to look at James.
"You could drown him in the toilet, after you've used it, of course. Or you could shave his head. Without his hair, he'd just die." James smiled.
"Just going to go and get my scissors." Lily said, getting up and running after Sirius.
"Sirius, baby."
"Oh, Daphne. AHH!"
James laughed as Sirius screamed.
"James, buddy, you know I'm not gay with you right?" Sirius asked suspiciously.
"Yeah, I know. You're gay with Daphne. Didn't anyone tell you she has a vagenis?" James chuckled.
"Oh, James." Sirius laughed, slinging his leg over his best friend.
"Not today, friend, not today." James laughed, getting up and sitting on his own bed.
"What time is it, anyway?" Sirius yawned.
"7:30. We have Quidditch practice. Wakey, wakey time."
"What idiot made you captain?"
"That idiot would be Dumbledore."
"Then again, I never trusted men with beards." Sirius sighed, standing up, grabbing some clothes and heading to the bathroom, with a permanent glare fixed on James.
After the Quidditch practice, James and Sirius sat down at the table with Remus and Lily for lunch.
"How was practice?" Remus asked, finishing a mouthful of potato.
"Cold, wet, horrible. James, I hate you." Sirius said, getting the pumpkin juice.
"I've been told that plenty of times." James shrugged.
"Well, you're being told again, I hate you." Sirius said, gulping down some pumpkin juice.
"Thanks buddy. You know, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside." James said sarcastically, looking at Sirius.
"You're welcome. If you ever need someone to tell you that, I'll be happy to oblige." Sirius grinned.
Lily Evans sat in her room, her books everywhere, but she couldn't concentrate. Her mind was on James, but she didn't know why.
Knock, knock!
Lily groaned. "Come in."
"Thanks, Lily-bean." Sirius said, entering the room.
"So, why are you here?" Lily asked, putting her books away.
"I was wondering if you wanted to help me, James and Sirius prank the Slytherins." Sirius grinned.
"Get Peter to help you." Lily suggested, putting her quill into her bag.
"He's handing with Teresa, again." Sirius groaned. "Please!"
"As Head Girl, I should say no. So, no." Lily said, putting a cardigan on and sitting on her bed.
"Please!" Sirius pleaded. "We won't get caught!"
"Fine!" Lily whined, shoving her bag under her bed and walking over to the door.
"Don't worry, we won't get caught. We're experts." Sirius reassured her, linking arms with her and walking her to meet James and Remus.
Guess what? They got caught.
Professor McGonagall caught them and sent them to detention. They had to clean the trophy room.
"Yeah, we won't get caught, we're experts!" Lily mocked Sirius, scrubbing the Quidditch trophy angrily.
"It wasn't my fault!" Sirius whined. "I wasn't the one laughing like a Hyena." Sirius turned his glance to James.
"You would have laughed, too! Bellatrix spitting up slugs." James chuckled. Everyone's laughter filled the room.
"Yeah, well, you were the one who persuaded me to go!" Lily whined, putting the clean trophy back on the shelf.
"Don't blame my persuasion skills." Sirius shrugged. "Remus, truth or dare?"
"Truth." Remus shrugged.
"Woah, woah, woah! Truth or dare, really?" Lily said in disbelief, leaning against the trophy case. All of the trophies came tumbling down on her head. When the biggest one fell down, it landed on Lily's head and she was knocked unconscious with a huge gash on her head.
"I heard a loud bang. What happened to Miss. Evans?" Professor Slughorn said, entering the trophy room and looking down at Lily.
"Sir, she leaned against the trophy case and all of the trophies fell on her." James said quickly, kneeling down next to Lily. "Will she be okay?"
"We'll get Madam Pomfrey to tell you that." Slughorn said, spinning on his heel to get Madam Pomfrey.
"This is all my fault!" Sirius moaned. "If I hadn't got Lily to come, she wouldn't have got detention and none of this would have happened."
"Yeah, you're right. You should feel pretty bad." Remus said, smiling slightly. "Wrong time."
"Oh dear, Professor Slughorn told me what happened. Let's get Miss. Evans to the Hospital Wing." Madam Pomfrey said, muttering a spell under her breath and conjuring up a stretcher and placing Lily on it.
Lily opened her eyes and shut them again because of the light. "W-what happened?" Lily said, opening her eyes fully to see James, Sirius and Remus stood in front of her. "Who are you?"
Lily sat up straight, and pulled her duvet around her. She looked around cautiously.
"It's us. James, Remus and Sirius." James said slowly.
"Who are you?" Lily repeated, looking at James.
"Do you think she'd believe me if I said I was her boyfriend?" James whispered to Remus, wiggling her eyebrows.
"Probably not, but it doesn't hurt to try." Remus grinned. "But she'll kill you when she gets her memory back."
"If, my friend, if." James smiled. "Lily, I'm James. Your boyfriend."
Lily looked at James, her eyes widened. "Really? I guess I forgot that, too."
James looked at how clueless Lily looked and decided to tell the truth. "Well, I want to be your boyfriend, but I'm not. I just really want you to get your memory back." James took her hand and squeezed it.
Lily fell back, aiming for the pillow, but banged her head on the side of the bedside cabinet. She shook her head vigorously. "Potter?" She said, removing her hand from his grasp.
"You're back?" James gasped.
"Was I ever gone?" Lily asked, trying to remember.
"Never mind." James said quietly, grinning at Lily.
"James tried to make you believe you were his girlfriend!" Sirius blurted out, grinning at his best friend.
"What?" Lily shouted in a hushed tone. "I can't believe you, Potter! STUPEFY!"
James dodged her curse and ran out of the Hospital Wing.
"You two, get out as well." Lily snarled, glaring at Sirius and Remus.
"We're gone!" Remus shouted, grabbing Sirius' arm and pulling him out of the Hospital Wing.
A few days later, Lily was ready to leave the Hospital Wing.
"Remember dear, take it easy." Madam Pomfrey said.
"Okay." Lily nodded, heading for the door, but she bumped into James' girlfriend, Lucy.
"Lucy." Lily greeted coldly, attempting to move past her.
"Lily." Lucy said icily. She stood there making sure Lily couldn't move.
"Move." Lily demanded.
"No." Lucy shrugged.
"Move, now!" Lily yelled, pushing Lucy out of the way.
Lucy fell to the floor, grabbing Lily's foot. Lily fell down too, feeling woozy.
"You're a stuck-up busybody, that nobody likes." Lucy said coldly. "Stay away from James, or here is where you'll end up."
"Sure, whatever." Lily said, getting up and moving, still feeling extremely woozy.
Lily sat down in the Private Quarters, sitting down on the sofa, burying her head in her hands and groaning.
"Er- hi." James said awkwardly.
"Did Lucy tell you what happened?" Lily said, without looking up.
"No." James said anxiously. "Why?"
"Oh, no reason. I don't think it's important that she yelled at me, pulled me down to the ground and threatened me." Lily shrugged, edging away from James who had just sat down next to her. "Anyway, I have rounds to do."
"Let me come with you!" James begged.
"Alright." Lily grunted, opening the door and having James following her.
They headed up to the Astronomy Tower to see a couple snogging. James pulled Lily back from them and whispered in her ear. "That's Lucy."
"You deal with it then." Lily shrugged, pulling her arm away from James' grasp.
James approached them and coughed loudly. Lucy pulled back away from her snog-session.
"James, it's not what it looks like!" Lucy panicked.
"Lucy, we're done! You were cheating on me with- with that!" James yelled, glaring at Lucy's new man. "One weeks worth of detention for being out past curfew."
Lucy and Zach, her boyfriend, grunted, held hands and walked out.
"I can't believe her!"James yelled, jogging to catch up with Lily.
"You do know you were dating Lucy Reinhart, right? She's cheated on every single boy she's went out with." Lily informed James, heading back to the Gryffindor Tower.
"I know." James sighed, muttering the password to the Fat Lady.
James barged into Remus, Peter and Sirius' dormitory and sat on his old bed.
Remus looked up at him. "I'm guessing something is wrong."
James grunted. "You know me so well."
"What's up then?" Sirius said, appearing from the bathroom.
"Lucy." James groaned.
"That's specific." Remus said sarcastically.
"She was cheating on me! With Zach Smith." James whined.
"Oh my God." Sirius cried.
"Well, she is Lucy Reinhart. She cheats on everyone." Peter shrugged.
"That's what Lily said. I'm gonna go see her. I'm single now." James winked.
"James." Remus warned. "You've just broken up with Lucy. I doubt Lily will date you."
"That's what you think, my friend." James said, wiggling his eyebrows playfully.
"Go on, then." Remus said, chucking a pillow at James. James darted out of the room.