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Bella strode confidently into [[the forest/Japan/Burger King]], smiling cheerfully at [[the trees/random Japanese people/the sheep.]] Her hair was slicked back into a chic bun, with strands of brown framing her face. Following her was Edward and his crew, wearing [[matching hoodies/nothing/random Japanese people]]. Whatever they wore, they always looked like models, whether they wore [[matching hoodies/nothing/random Japanese people]] or [[pie/raincoats/awesome strange deranged apples]]. It was very [[hot/cold/cheesy]] where they were, so they [[took off their hoodies/took off their random Japanese people/Put on a nose-plug which covered their bodies too.]] Suddenly, there was an explosion from [[Bella's bum/a bomb/a random Japanese person]]. However, Edward saved Bella by [[drinking her blood/jumping in front of her/plugging her bum with an acorn]]. Bella [[went all swoony/went all dramatic/went all modest]] and ordered [[a burger/sushi/pinecone shake]]from the [[clerk/tree/random Japanese person]]. Bella went to [[drink/eat/put food on Edward's head]] when [[it exploded/the acorn shot out of Bella's bum/a random haggis pulled out a gun]] Unfortunately, Edward was too busy [[wiping food out of his hair/playing rockpaperscissors with Alice/Playing ring a ring a rosy with a random Japanese person]]. So Bella died.
[[The end!/The beginning of the end!/Cheese!]]