Prologue:

"Oh-kay!"

"Yeah."

"Umhmm?"

"Umhmm!"

"Like seriously?"

"Shit serious."

" You are not going to say 'boog! Gotcha!'?"

"If I do, I swear on the Winchesters, I'll go on a date with Joe- the fart machine."

"You are NOT kidding! He is actually a werewolf? Complete with the whole fur-thingy, tail-thingy, and snout-thingy and ooh! The I-have-a-meaaaty-dick-thingy?"

"Yes, just like your Edward has the whole er.. fangy-thingy, sparkly-thingy and ooh! The I-shouldn't-have-an-erection-because-of-no-blood-i n-my-veins-thingy?"

"Bitch! Don't even get started on his erec-"

"Seriously? We are talking about werewolves and vampires and all you can think about is dicks? Why am I not surprised?!"

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A/N: Hey! That was the prologue which was kindda short. First fanfic, so all general rules apply: be kind, be sweet and yea, you could review, fav or just let me know it stands a chance. Plz? Please, please, please? No Bella, cuz I am not a Bella fan. So, welcome aboard!

p.s- It's not slash! Thought I'd mention it. :)