Disclaimer: I own nothing. But Eliot is on my Christmas list.

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Nate: Hardison, I'm not so sure about this.

Hardison: Come on Nate. You promised.

Nate: But do I have to wear the helmet?

Hardison: Of course! It wouldn't be Vader without the helmet.

Nate: (To Sophie) Why did I agree to this?

Sophie: Because it's his birthday. And I believe you said "I don't want to hear him whining about this every time we are on coms."

Nate: Oh. Right.

Sophie: Plus, I think you look good in black.

Nate: You look good. I look ridiculous.

Parker: Alec! (Comes in to the living room clad in a bikini) Why does she get to be the queen and I have to hear this?

Hardison: It's what Leia wears.

Parker: The whole time?

Hardison: Yeah…

Nate: (To Hardison) Wait, who are you again?

Hardison: (Proudly) Han Solo…speaking of which. Hey Eliot! (Bangs on the bathroom door) You done yet?

Eliot: I'm not coming out.

Hardison: Eliot! Come on!

Eliot: No! I look like Bigfoot!

Sophie: Actually I believe the correct term is Wookiee.

Eliot: (Comes out with clenched jaw) Fine. But you owe me Hardison.

Parker: Awe. I think you look cute. (Smiles)