chapter 1: brendan
it was a beuatiful and sunny day in the glorius kanto region best region in the pokemon world. our hero the great pokemon master red was getting out of bed. he had 5 bitches lying on the bed with him and had got laid 221 times the night before.
now it was time for the pokemon master to get to work though. some dumb scrub kid called brendan had chalenged him to a pokemon fight the day before. brendan claimed to be the best in some hick backwater region called hoenn but that didnt mater because red was best in the kanto region an the kanto region was the best of the world.
red grabbed his pokebalsl contaning his six level 100 charizards and steped outside. the kid brendon was waiting for him. he had white hair and a headband and was holding a pokeball in his hand.
"hello red time to fight" said brendan as he threw his pokeball to the ground and outcame blaziken.
"time for me to win stupid kid" ansered red as he through out his first charizard. "charizard use earthquake" he said.
and it did and the ugly chiken died.
"hahaha your ugly new pokemon can never beat the power of the originals" said red as his charizard standed there triumfant.
knowing his bad pokemon had no chanse against the original 151 brendan cheated and throewed all his pokemon out at once. he had all the starters from rubad and stupidphire as well as all the legendarys. he made them use all there best attacks at the same time.
but red was smarter then that. he had his charizard use fly and it avoided all the attacks and then went up into the sky. after that charizard came down and beat them all up and they all got knocked out in one hit.
brendan fell to his knees and started crying like a little baby.
"do you know why i won today kiddo?" red said.
the white haired baby shaked his head.
"its because i have the orginal real pokemon. put these fakes away and only use the original 151 and one day you can be a pokemon master like me too"
"ok thank you" said brandan as he stopped crying.
from that day on, brendan stopped being a scrub and using fake pokemon and only trained real pokemon. once he got good he went back to hoenn to spred the word red had told him.
3 years later all the fake pokemon had been deported by brendan and only the original 151 lived there now.
"you did good my boy" red said as he landed on hoenn from his charizard. "but we must go and spread the word of the true pokemon to all the other regions"
"yeah your right" brendan agreed with his new favorite pokemon charizard standed beside him. "Lets go to unova next i heard they had the worst pokemon of all. they even have some ugly moth instead of charizard!"
red gasped in horror as he heard this horrible thing but he knew what he had to do.
"lets go too unova and end this nightmare!"
and then red and brendan got on there charizards and flew off for unova!