--Link for the trailer is on my page xp

A/N: don't take this too seriosly, just enjoy lol

Chapter one // Now they're gonna think I'm in love with...with Troy Bolton!

BPOV

I got up and felt the cold air hit my white ass legs. I looked down at them and frowned. I always wanted a spray tan, but Charlie said those were for rich people.

I put my overalls on and smiled at my high school musical pin. I walked downstairs and grabbed my suit case, you can never have too much binder paper.

I started walking out the door when Charlie Called me back.

"Bella get back here and eat some breakfast!" Ugh I hated eating cheesecake in the mornings, it always gave me gas.

"Dad! I don't want cheesecake! Plus I still have to pick up Edward."

"Fine your loss, but here take Edward a piece." he grumbled at me. I grabbed the piece, and walked out the door dropping it in the garbage can at the end of the drive way.

I turned my radio on and played one of my favorite songs as I drove to Edward's.

'Making my way down town

walking fast

faces pass

and I'm home bound.'

I could see the Cullen house already and Jasper's car was outside. Jasper is the running back for the School's football team, and why was he at Edward's? Because he was dating one of the head Cheerleaders, Alice.

Alice is Edward's Twin sister, yet they were completely different.

I put my iPod away and walked right in.

I know, I know. What kinda person just walks right in to someone else's house? Well I do, they know me here! Edward and me basically live at each others houses.

"Baby, you look fine please let's just go, we are going to be so late for the morning pep-rally!"

"Jasper stop being such a freaking boy! Ugh where is Rose?! I could really use her right now, oh hey Bella." Alice said before turning on her heels and running back down the hall to her room.

She has a spray tan.

I stood there awkwardly, deciding whether I should talk to Jasper or not, I went with should.

"Hey Jasper!" I waved at him with the biggest smile I could. He looked at my suit case and then looked back at my face.

"Bella."

"Yes." I answered eagerly.

"Why are you talking to me?" My smile instantly fell, he was such a jerk! But I had to stay on his good side.

I walked in to the kitchen and Esme was sitting on the floor in her favorite Yoga position by her desk near the window.

"Good Morning Bella! Help yourself to some organic sunshine grown fresh fruit, it's on the table dear." She said not bothering to open her eyes, how she knew it was me? I had no idea! She probably smelled me, I heard I smell pretty good.

"Thank you Miss. Cullen" I smiled at her and grabbed some fruit.

"No problem dear and call me Esme."

Then Edward finally walked in, his plaid shirt off a couple buttons...more like four, his converse dirty like always and his glasses resting low on his nose. Shaggy bronze hair all out of place, and his smile in tact like always.

"Morning Mom." He bent down and kissed Esme on the head.

"Good morning baby! Help yourself to some organic sunshine grown fresh fruit, it's on the table dear."

"Thanks mom, and please don't call me baby, Bella's here." He said through gritted teeth, not sure if I was supposed to hear that, but my ears were pretty big, so I caught it.

He grabbed his back pack off the table and turned towards me.

"Let's go." I put my empty bowl in the sink and followed.

"Awe look at the cute little nerd couple." Jasper said clasping his hands together in front of his chest. Then Alice smacked his arm, as she too grabbed her bags.

"Jasper don't be such an ass, leave them alone"

"Oh me and Edward, are not a couple! I am totally single, I have no romantic connection what so ever, in case you were wondering and might discuss it with any of your team mates...I'm single." I replied quickly.

"Totally and completely single" I added casually, I hoped I got my point across. I looked over and Edward was rolling his eyes at me.

"Come on Bella, we're gonna be late." I waved good bye and followed him out the door and

jumped into the driver's seat of my old truck.

One day I was gonna trade this in for a sweet ass ride, but for now this would do. Edward had at least installed a CD player in here, so it was bearable.

I pulled out of Cullen drive way and Edward put in his favorite Lady Gaga CD...again.

"Edward not again!" I whined,

"What, she's great and you know it! You know it Bella!" I rolled my eyes, and ignored him, I mean yeah I was all for a little Lady Gaga here and there, but not twenty-four seven!

"Stop the car!" He screamed, and I hit the breaks, maybe he forgot his homework.

He then opened the door and started walking away.

"Hey where are you going?!" I screamed

"If you can't appreciate good music, then I can't appreciate you!"

"Oh come on Edward, she calls people monsters!"

"I knew you never understood her!" He yelled before turning around and walking away with his hands in his pockets, and kicking rocks as he went. Dang it I knew not to mess with Gaga. So I had a mini brain fart, sue me!

I knew what to do.

I put on her new CD and blasted her new song Monster and drove up really slowly next to Edward

'Look at him

Look at me

that boy is bad

and honestly

he's a wolf in disguise

but I can't stop staring in those evil eyes. ..'

He looked up at me and tried to hold back a grin. So I started singing along loudly with the windows open, as the music blasted.

'I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you around before,

she mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby...'

"Come on Eddie, don't leave me hanging!"

His smile widened and he finally responded

"Fine."

He got back in the car and started singing with me as we drove to school.

I'd sing the first part and he'd sing the second in an extra deep voice.

'He ate my heart

(I love that girl)

He ate my heart

(Wanna talk to her, She's hot as hell)'

We got to school and the parking lot was already packed, because of that dang rally.

"I hate when all those dumb football jocks get together and scream like animals, I mean we get it you have school spirit!"

"Edward! They are not dumb, you know how much I love Emmett, how could you say their dumb!" I looked at him, narrowing my eyes, I bet he was trying to get back at me because of my Gaga comment.

"I don't even know why you like that guy. I mean he's all big and muscular, and stuff. Is that all girls really want just a piece of meat that's brain dead?"

"Edward! Enough! You know that's a low blow! What did I ever do to you?!"

"I'm just asking Bella." He said a little more softly than before, and looked down. That's when I realized that Edward wasn't trying to get even. He was sad because he had no muscle! Shit, nice going Bella your suppose to be the best friend here!

"No, psh…girls like guys that are nice, sweet and sensitive also, good smiles are always a plus." I was trying to emphasize on all his good qualities, "Green eyes always make girls happy, and um, when they sing yeah, good singing voices make girls melt." I finished off and now he was looking at himself in the side mirror and smiling, Gold star for Bella!

"Come on let's go!" We got off the truck and started walking past the huge crowd

"WHEN WE SAY GO! YOU SAY SPARTANS!

GO!

SPARTANS!

GO!

SPARTANS!"

The Cheerleaders screamed form the stage that had been set up for them.

"Here Edward I got you this, so we could show our school spirit." I handed him the pin that I had gotten him.

"Bella, are you kidding me?!" What did he mean by that?

"Um, why would I be kidding, and why aren't you thanking me?"

"I don't want to wear this." He said with a grimace.

"Why?" I was outraged, I mean I said I was sorry about the gaga thing didn't I?

"Because, everyone already thinks I'm like super lame, and now they're gonna think I'm in love with...with Troy Bolton!"

"Edward, Troy is a very hot male specimen. So you better start showing him some respect...Please...for me." He smiled at me and took it reluctantly but put it on anyways.

"You don't have one with Gabriella or at least Sharpay?" Poor guy I probably just made him burned his man card.

"Sorry Edward I only have Troy ones."

"It's okay, but I have a quick question." He stood there with his hands crossed in front of his chest, Troy smiling back at me from his pocket flap where he had pined him.

"Yes?"

"How does High School Musical pins show our school spirit?"

Shit. "Well...they go to school, and we go to school...so that equals school spirit!" He smiled his awesome crocked grin that I chose to believe I had taught him, and we headed off to class.

"I like your overalls by the way." This boy was great, I was so proud to call him my best friend.

"Thanks."

After the first three periods I was itching to get to lunch I was starving, and I needed to look at Emmett again. I headed towards our lockers and waited for Edward. He finally rounded the corner, and he looked pissed. I hope Mike hadn't pissed him off. He got to the locker and just threw his books in, giving them no mercy, poor books.

"Um, are we okay here?" I asked as friendly as I could, before he got a chance and threw me in the locker like the books.

"Yeah it's just freaking Mike! He's always trying to copy my test and today I got mad, and hid it then he started calling me names, and when I turned around to tell him to leave me alone, the teacher got mad at me! It's like hello who's got straight A's and who can barely spell his own name?! Teachers I swear where did they go to college?" He said fixing his glasses and finally calming down a bit. I rubbed his back and told him to count to 21.

21 was mine and Edward's lucky number it was the his birthday number plus my birthday number...and also the number of times I wrote Emmett loves Bella on my notebook.

"Do you want some pizza?" I asked knowing he loved it. When ever we had a chance we would go to the pizza place down town. With Esme being such a health nut, Edward only ate junk food when he was out, or at my house.

"Yes. Pizza. Good." Was all he said as we started walking. That's when I spotted Emmett. The birds sang, flowers bloomed, my heart skipped a beat, babies were born and criminals were jailed. Everything was right in the world. I looked around and Edward wasn't paying much attention to me he was looking at the long line ahead of us and taping his left foot., the boy was a pizza freak. I took this opportunity and skipped over to Emmett.

"Hey there Emmett" he didn't even turn around, he kept laughing and talking with his friends.

"Hello...Emmett" Still nothing, too many hot cheerleaders in front of him. What would get his attention?... Oh I know..

"Oh my, I can't wait to go swimming...naked in the school pool, it's so hot out here!"

Really? Nothing! Come on!

"I'm sure glad my dad is gone for the weekend, and I'll be left all alone...naked."

Are you kidding me!

"I really like washing my car on Friday nights...naked." Oh my god, forget this! Maybe he just couldn't hear me over the cheerleaders screaming, they do have really high pitched voices. I walked back to Edward, who was staring at me with a judgmental look.

"So...I hear you're gonna be doing a lot of naked things this week." Crap.

"Um, you know the usual." I said playing it off.

"Okay, well I'm coming over for sure this weekend." I smacked his arm as he gave me a nuggy, messing up my hair like always.

"Okay Edward, no more playing around here. We have to get Emmett to ask me out to Jr. Prom. As well as Rosalie to fall at your feet." I brought my hand up to my chin, and bit my bottom lip, which I really needed to stop doing my dad called me 'my little lip bitter' and that sounded really weird.

"Rosalie? Why would I want to take Rosalie to the Jr. Prom?." so he thought he had fooled me.

"Oh I don't know, maybe because...YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!" His eyes bugged out and he looked like his cat had just died, I knew it!

"Um, Bella I don't-"

"Edward, how long have you known me..."

"Um, 10 y-"

"10 Years! See I wouldn't tell anyone your head over heels for Rosalie Hale, so calm down." We pushed past the cafeteria crowd that kept staring at us, they obviously did not get the point that we were having a private conversation. I pulled on his arm and as we walked towards our usual corner table. His crazy freaked out expression telling me I had guessed right.

"I saw the way you looked at her that one time she was over at your house, and the way she 'accidentally' bumped into you when you where coming out of the shower one time. Trust me a girl doesn't just bump into a half naked man. That is purposely done." I said winking, causing him to blush. I taught him that too.

"Okay Bella. Let's say I am in love with Rosalie... how are you gonna get her to fall for me?" Let's say? Ha! look at him trying to play it off.

"Okay Edward first I would leave her little notes from a secret admirer, making her fall in love with you, before she even knows who you are. It makes it even more romantic. Then I would send her flowers. I would then write her a song. Then when you finally reveal yourself to her. You could take her on a stroll on the beach by the moon light. Or even better take her to a night out at the fair! Oh yeah that would be awesome!" He chuckled and smiled at me as he poked at his pizza,

"Would you like that Bella?"

"OMG! Do you even have to ask? of course, If a guy wrote me a song, I would wanna date him in a heart beat! And if he would leave me little love notes I would marry him on the spot and have his baby!" I pictured Emmett leaving me little notes, and us finally getting together like I know we should be.

I looked back at Edward after I snapped out of my day dream. The one where me and Emmett are walking down the main hall me in my wedding dress, him in his football uniform, and Edward as my maid of honor slash flower girl. I was on a budget even in my day dreams. Edward was now laughing at me, as he stared at my face.

"Why are you laughing? I'm trying to help you."

"Okay, okay I'm sorry but that look that you had on your face a second ago was kinda priceless."

Beep!!!

The bell rang and we had to go to class again. I thankfully had Biology with Edward next, witch meant I had more time to plan out our mission.

"okay so I say you start with the secret admirer notes" I continued as we sat down at our lab table.

"okay, well let's say you got a note from a secret admirer. What would it take for you to fall in love with him?"

"well, I guess I'd want him to write me a poem, about how beautiful I am. That's a pretty sure fire way to get it done."

"hugh..interesting" he said, not really to me more to himself, but like I said with these ears nothing gets past me.

Class went by the same way it always did, I turned in my homework, I talked to Edward; the teacher shut me up, I wrote down some notes, I started singing "I'm a survivor" by Reba Macantire; the teacher shut me up.

After class Edward went to see his English teacher, apparently she gave him a 98% on his last test but it turns out she added wrong he actually got a 110%.

I walked to my locker, I unlocked it and like always all my home made cookies fell out. I brought home made cookies everyday just in case, but they never seemed to just stay there, they jumped at me every chance they got.

Just as I was about to bend down and pick them up, I heard an angelic voice coming from the other side of the lockers.

I immediately stopped and listened

"Dude, that pass you did yesterday was sick!" I heard one of Emmett's friends say to him

"you know just showing the laddies what I got" oh Emmett, you make me blush

"for sure man, by the way did you check out Jessica's new belly button ring?" the other guy asked with a wolf whistle at the end.

"hell yeah, that shit is hot" Emmett said as him and the rest of the guys laughed. Hugh... so that's what it took to get Emmett's attention?

Well, now I know what I'm going to do today...

"Edward! Edward! Edward!" I ran down the hall screaming his name, I needed an accomplice for what I was about to do today.

"why are you screaming I'm right here?" I turned around, and what do you know he was right there.

"okay, enough with the chit chat boy! Alright I'm about to go do something that could very well get me grounded until I turn 30, so what I'm saying is I need your help getting away with it."

"well what exactly are you going to do?"

"well, since you asked" I said coyly

"I'm about to ensure my date with Emmett to junior prom!"

"what do you mean?" he asked his browns furrowed

I sighed and leaned in to whisper it in his ear "I'm getting my belly button pierced!" I whispered jumping up and down. I could hardly wait, me even hotter than I am now? Madness!

He stepped back "why?"

"ugh... because I want to be even hotter, duh Edward" I said with a giggle

"Did Emmett put you up to this or something?" he asked a looking a little mad

"sadly no, but I over heard him telling his friends he thought belly button rings were hot, air go I need one." he sighed and ran a hand through his messy locks

"Bella but your dad is going to kill you if he finds out"

"but he won't"

"but he could..."

"but he won't"

"well I for one don't want to be part of this, for the first time I'm putting my foot down."

"okay fine..." I sighed " I guess I'll just have to go to a shady tattoo shop by myself...all alone...I wonder how they're going to get to my stomach with overalls on? Do I just take them off or something?"

"ugh, okay fine. I'll go." he huffed out defeated.

"perfect! Looks like plan Bella seals the deal is a go." I said narrowing my eyes off in to the distance for dramatic effect.

"i didn't know your plan had a name..."

"it didn't I just made it up, and you're really killing the illusion by bringing it up."

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