Hey, guys, this is a new story inspired by "Oh, Nico" by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. Special thanks to her!

Leo's POV

"I just don't get it." I said, confused.

" What don't you get? We've explained it over and over again nine times already!"Piper sighed in exasperation.

" The greeks called defeat, gave them the wooden horse, then the soldiers who had been hiding in it got out and destroyed Troy." Jason explained, yet again.

" I know, I get that, but-"

"What? You said-" Piper interrupted, until I cut her off again.

"-I mean, why a horse? And why did it have to be a statue? Those guys have communication issues if they have to use a wooden horse to say 'I give up.'!

Piper and Jason rightfully facepalmed. Jason groaned in defeat.

"Really, Leo?"

Short, I know. another chapter up soon. Bye!

PS. Updates will be random, depending on inspiration. Submit ideas if you want!