authers note: merry christmis guys unless your not an aryan then go die

twas the night befor christmis when all throguh the hous

not a creetur was stirrin not even a jew

the stokkins were hung by the chimny with care

with hops that st. adolf soon would be there

the childrn were nestld all snug in theyr beds

while visions of dying jews and niggrs dancd in their heds

and a hot girl in her bra and i in my boxxrs

had just settld our brains for a hot wintr sex

when out on the lawn there arose such a klattr

i sprang from her girl hole to see what was the mattr

away to the window i flew like a flash

tor open the shuttrs and threw opn the sash

the moon on the boob (GET IT BREST MEENS BOOB) of the new fallen snow

gave a lusster of midday to objects belo

when what to my wondrin eyes did appeer

but a minisher slay and eight tiny reinder

with a great driver so livly and quikk

i knew in a momnt he must be st. adolf

mor rapid than eegles his coursrs they cam

and he whistld and shoted and calld them by name

now aryan now swastika now gassr and jew killr

on berlin on niggr death on dikkbang on blitzkreeg

to the top of the porsh to the top of the wall

now dash away dash away now dash away all

as leevs that before the wild hurrikan fly

when they meet with an obstakle mount to the skie

so up the housetop the coursrs they flew

with a sleigh ful of mein kampfs (hitlers autobiograffie for you fagots who dont know about fukkin hitler you niggrs) and st. adolf too

and then in a twinklin i herd on the roof

the prancin and pawin of eech littl hoof

down the chimny st hitler cam in with a bound

he was dressd in the skin of ded jews from his hed to his foot

ad his clloths wer all tarnishd with ashs and soot

a bundl of mein kampfs he had flung on his bakk

and he lookd like a pedler just openin his pakk

his eyes how they twinkld! his dimpls, how merry!

his cheeks were roses his nos like a cherrie

his drol littl mouth was drawn up like a bow

and the mustash of his moth was as blakk as a nigger

the stump of a pip he held tite in his teeth

and the smoke it ensirkld his hed like a wreeth

he had a brod fase and a thin belly

that shook when he KILLD JEWS AND NIGGRS AND FAGOTS like a bowl full of jew blood

he was thin and fit like a typical aryan man

and i laffed when i saw him becaus i was so exited

a wink of his i and a twist of his hed

soon gav me to konw i had nothin to dred

he spok not a word but went strait to his work

he filld all the stokins with jew intestins and tturned with a jerk

and layin his finger asid of his nos

and givin a nod up the chimny he rose he sprang to his slay to his teem gav a histl

and they all flew away like the dawn of a thisl

but i herd him exclaim as he drov out of sight

"MERRY CHRISTMIS TO ALL AND TO ALL KILL JEWS!"