It was a nice, dreamy night in wherever the hell "The Big Bang Theory" takes place, when Leonard and Penny were watching GEEKY television. Suddenly, Sheldon came in, screaming. "BAZINGA!"™™™ He looked very excited. "Hey Sheldon, why are you so excited?" Penny asked. "Oh, I can't tell you guys. You wouldn't understand for a few minutes" Sheldon said. "Why wouldn't we understand" Raj said. "BAZINGA!"™™™™ Sheldon said. "Oh, it's SO CLOSE!" he said excitedly. "Sheldon, what is it?" Penny asked. "Tell you what, Penny, I'll tell you in secret. Come with me in this closet!" Sheldon said, very excited, as he and Penny went into the closet. "I've got a really big secret to share with all of you!" Sheldon said. "What is it, Sheldon?" Penny said. Just then, Sheldon screamed, "BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAA" ™, and disappeared into a cloud of black smoke. Just then, though, Sheldon was replaced by a giant evil snake demon!

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" Penny screamed. But just then, she was impaled by the monster's giant arms. "I AM OSH KOSH MIGOSH, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH OSH KOSH BIGOSH, THE CLOTHING COMPANY. I AM A GIANT EVIL SNAKE DEMON SEALED WITHIN THIS BODY OF SOME STUPID NERD, WHO COULD ONLY BE SET FREE IF HUMANITY COLLECTIVELY SCREAMED MY UNHOLY CHANT A COLLECTIVE ONE BILLION TIMES. BAZINGA. ™. NOW, I SHALL KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND DESTROY THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Just then, Osh Kosh Migosh lunged out of the closet, killing Raj! "Oh no this is bad" Raj said as he died. Just then, Osh Kosh Migosh noticed Leonard running away, screaming in a last hope to escape the horrid monster that was actually his closest friend. "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM ME, LEONARD!" Osh Kosh Migosh said as he killed Leonard.

MEANWHILE, IN HYRULE…

In the halls of Hyrule Castle, 12 days after the incident, the king of Hyrule sat at his throne when Gwonam came flying in! "Your Majesty, Osh Kosh Migosh and his minions have seized the island of Koredai!" he said. "Hmm, how can we help?" The King said. "It is written, 'only Link can defeat Ganon" Gwonam said. "HYAAAH!" Link said. "What's up with Link?" The King said. "HAAAT!" Link said. "There is no time, your sword is enough!" Gwonam said. "Also, it is written, 'only Parappa the Rapper can defeat Osh Kosh Migosh'"

TO…

…BE…

…CONTINUED…

IN…

…CHAPTER TWO!

PARAPPA THE CHAPTER!