J. Rowling's creation I'm just having fun with it while she's having a bit of a break

Hermione's thoughts a bit before and then after she sees Ron hooking up with lavender

Why is Ron acting so strange, he's always angry with me these days, and I don't even know what I've done to deserve it, I mean weren't we going to slughorns party together. maybe he didn't catch the drift that it was together not just together but now he's not even talking to me after I said that he's drink had been spiked with Felix Felicis, even he thought he had but then he has a go at me for saying that it had been spiked. What is he thinking! Having a go at me for saying that he sai-

At that moment I actually thought my heart had broke in two not just ripped in half but ripped in half then torn out of my body and thrown on the floor, the guy I was head over heals for was basically eating Lavender Browns face. That bubble headed tart I new something was up when she was always flirting with him. Oh no I can feel tears welling up in my eyes I have to get out of hear I don't want Ron to see me crying although I doubt he would notice since him and lavender are basically melting together. Stupid whore, I now officially hate lavender brown! Ok I've got to find the closest unlocked classroom and sit in there for the rest of the night till its ok to go back in.

Hermione you're being silly it's just a boy

It's not just a boy. It's Ron

Yes just another boy like all the others

He's not like all the others he's different

Yeah he makes you cry a lot more

He also makes me laugh a lot more

But he makes you cry, and he's the thickest boy you no!

He's not the thickest boy I no victor is the thickest boy I no, he cant even say my name

Ok second thickest, big difference that is!

Well I think I might love him and this is stupid I'm arguing with my own thoughts. Ok I need to calm down before I do something stupid or at least more stupid than fighting with my self

So I cast a spell I had learnt not long ago which cause a circle of twittering yellow birds to circle around my head and then Harry walked in

"Hermione?" Asked Harry

"Oh hello Harry" I said in a brittle voice "I was just practicing"

"Yeah… there – er – really good…"said Harry

Harry must have seen Ron and lavender too, he notices more than Ron does yet I basically asked Ron out and then look at what he does he hooks up with that tart

"Ron seems to be enjoying the celebrations" I said in and unnaturally high-pitched voice

"er…does he? Said Harry

"Don't pretend you didn't see him" I said, "He wasn't exactly hiding it, was-"

The door behind us burst open and who came in none other than my git in shining armor that ran of with the village whore

"Oh" he said, that's all he can say is "oh"

"Oops" said lavender "oops" "oops!" I hate her, I hate her, I hate her! I need to get out of this room and soon otherwise I'm going to do something, which isn't going to be pretty. I was staring at Ron; he's such a coward he can't even look at me

"Hi Harry! Wondered where you'd got to! He said kind of awkwardly. I slid off the desk I cant stand this anymore not only does he go and snog lavender he shows no remorse for it I walked over to Ron with the golden flock of birds still twittering around my head

" You shouldn't leave lavender waiting outside," I said quietly "she'll wonder where you've gone"

I walked out the door very slowly and erectly I shrieked at Ron "oppugno" and pointed my wand at him( I new something like this was going to happen I should have got out of the room quicker ) then the yellow birds darted at him, he yelped and yelled "gerremoffme! And I looked at him with fury and then I wrenched open the door I couldn't hold it in any longer I was crying I had to get to my dorm I hate Ron and I hate lavender I want nothing to do with either of them for as long as I live, as soon as I thought this I knew it was a lie because I still loved Ron and it wouldn't just go away like that. Why did it have to be Ron that I was in love with! Ron with the emotional range of a teaspoon Ron who didn't pick up any of my hints, Ron who took forever to notice I was a girl, yet I cant hate him! I hate the way I can't hate him! It drives me insane waiting for him to pick up on my hints and then when he finally does he snogs lavender brown. What did I do wrong to make him hurt me so much?

An hour later I' still crying like an idiot and I can hear some one coming up the stairs, but I cant stop crying, I just hope its not lavender, I see red hair please don't be Ron, wait that's impossible, he cant get up here, oh thank god its Ginny, but now she's noticed I'm crying and is coming over

"Hermione?" Ginny asked quietly "what did Ron do this time?"

Why does it have to be Ron that's done anything to me I thought to my self "what makes you so sure its Ron?"

"Because Ron the only one that can make you cry so much" said Ginny

" Yeah ok it was Ron he was snoging with lavender in the middle of the common room" I said fighting the urge to cry even more

"Oh, that"

"Yeah and what's worse is he's been giving me the cold shoulder for days and I don't know what I've done to deserve any off it" I said feeling even worse

" Um that might me my fault-"

" What do u mean, what did u do Ginny" I said starting to get a bit angry that this could all be Ginny's fault and I had done nothing

"Well I might have accidentally let it slip that u kind of snogged Krum-"

Ginny, how could u accidentally let that slip its not something that comes up in general conversation!"

"Well I was arguing with Ron because I was snoggng with dean and Ron started having a go at me for snoging in public when there was no one around and I kind of said all these example of people that have snogged and you happened to be one that I just blurted out, I really didn't mean to Hermione I'm really sorry" Ginny said quietly

"That's ok Ginny, I guess it wasn't your fault" I didn't entirely mean this when I said it

Well at least now I no why he's angry at me I thought to my self while Ginny walked out of the room to go join the party again, but two can play at that game, we will see who wins

The end

I might rite another one later about Slughorn's party and Hermione's time at the party tell me what you think and whether I should write the one about slughorns party

As you can tell I don't like lavender I was hoping Ron and Hermione would get together in book 6 but then lavender came along and now I have to wait till the 7th book lol

oh and thx to those that reviewed my other fic after the yule brawl