Gimpy-Eye
[A/N: This will not be L/G. It will not be M/G. It will not be L/M. There will be absolutely no romance in this story. I'm simply trying to write the second-best episode guest-starring Radiohead ever. I say second best because really, could anyone ever beat Scott Tenorman Must Die from South Park? I got the title from a logo someone had of Thom Yorke. It said: "Moody. Genius. Gimpy-eye." It made me laugh profusely for many hours. Keep in mind the characters won't be very politically correct, or even nice, or have good taste in music. And for the record, I severely dislike Radiohead, other than the fact that they were on the best episode of South Park of all time. And I like Lizzie McGuire only as a guilty pleasure. There will be no animated Lizzie, as she is stupid and I hope she gets erased. A/Ns will be in brackets. So R/R, and I can handle flames, but be nice, don't be mean. Enjoy.]
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Gordo: (running to Lizzie's locker, where she and Miranda are talking) Ohmygosh guys, I have discovered the absolute best band in the world, they're so cool, and...
Lizzie: You mean Dreamstreet?
Miranda: We already discovered them.
Gordo: (gives "the look") Normally I would chide you for your disgusting taste in fluffy teen pop, but I'm much too excited for that. I hold here in my hands the best CD ever recorded. (holds up a CD)
Lizzie: Well? Care to share with the class?
Gordo: (beaming with exuberance) Kid A.
Lizzie and Miranda: What the hizzy? [or something to that effect. I'm not hip to the lingo nowadays.]
Gordo: By Radiohead...?
Lizzie: Never heard of em. Sorry.
Gordo: (acting super incredulous, as always) What? Don't you read Rolling Stone?
Miranda: I did once, but they gave *NSYNC a bad review.
Gordo: (tries to think of a way to comment of her stupidity, but realized it's futile.)
Lizzie: Anyway, what about this Radiohead?
Gordo: They're the greatest, most inventive band on the face of the planet, AND...
Lizzie and Miranda: And...?
Gordo: They're gonna be in concert here in a week! Wanna go?
Miranda: We'll think about it. As for now, we gotta go to class.
Exeunt
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Next one will be short. R/R, and if you must flame, do so mercifully and with proper grammar.
[A/N: This will not be L/G. It will not be M/G. It will not be L/M. There will be absolutely no romance in this story. I'm simply trying to write the second-best episode guest-starring Radiohead ever. I say second best because really, could anyone ever beat Scott Tenorman Must Die from South Park? I got the title from a logo someone had of Thom Yorke. It said: "Moody. Genius. Gimpy-eye." It made me laugh profusely for many hours. Keep in mind the characters won't be very politically correct, or even nice, or have good taste in music. And for the record, I severely dislike Radiohead, other than the fact that they were on the best episode of South Park of all time. And I like Lizzie McGuire only as a guilty pleasure. There will be no animated Lizzie, as she is stupid and I hope she gets erased. A/Ns will be in brackets. So R/R, and I can handle flames, but be nice, don't be mean. Enjoy.]
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Gordo: (running to Lizzie's locker, where she and Miranda are talking) Ohmygosh guys, I have discovered the absolute best band in the world, they're so cool, and...
Lizzie: You mean Dreamstreet?
Miranda: We already discovered them.
Gordo: (gives "the look") Normally I would chide you for your disgusting taste in fluffy teen pop, but I'm much too excited for that. I hold here in my hands the best CD ever recorded. (holds up a CD)
Lizzie: Well? Care to share with the class?
Gordo: (beaming with exuberance) Kid A.
Lizzie and Miranda: What the hizzy? [or something to that effect. I'm not hip to the lingo nowadays.]
Gordo: By Radiohead...?
Lizzie: Never heard of em. Sorry.
Gordo: (acting super incredulous, as always) What? Don't you read Rolling Stone?
Miranda: I did once, but they gave *NSYNC a bad review.
Gordo: (tries to think of a way to comment of her stupidity, but realized it's futile.)
Lizzie: Anyway, what about this Radiohead?
Gordo: They're the greatest, most inventive band on the face of the planet, AND...
Lizzie and Miranda: And...?
Gordo: They're gonna be in concert here in a week! Wanna go?
Miranda: We'll think about it. As for now, we gotta go to class.
Exeunt
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Next one will be short. R/R, and if you must flame, do so mercifully and with proper grammar.